#dragon struggles

[terra-normal]

dragon dump

[bismuththedragon]

How the fuck would dragons wear a helmet with their horns

[dragon-butt]

So I'm standing in line, just trying to get the latest pondering orb (Astral Views Orb) and this little kid runs up to me and asks for a ride.

I'm a bit confused. Ride? What? I don't have a broom- Oh. I don't wanna disappoint the kid, but most people don't know that we're barely able to lift ourselves and fly. The delivery dragons train for years before they're able to carry anything of significant weight.

Anyways, I can see the kid's parents too. At this point, the line was moving on without me, and the people behind me are getting impatient.

So I just cast Vanishify at the kid and his parents and moved on. Honestly, you really need to do research if you think dragons can carry a person.

[vulpen-fr]

Me: Lort I have so many dragon projects to finish and so little gems.

Me 5 mins later: *Finds nicely colored ungenned gen1 for 2kg* I must have it.

Rip my pixel dragon life.

[vulpen-fr]

I envy people that have like 7 dragons total. I just don’t understand howww. How do you limit yourself to just 7?! Teach me your craft, your skills in resisting all the dragons. Imagine the dragon cash you’d save! It’s much more manageable to gene and spoil like 7 dragons. I wish I could get my lair size down to a least a single page, but it’s never going to happen. Never lol.

[sablesheep]

grouchy dragon noises about having fatigue at work and wanting to go home and sleep but also knowing that you have shit to do so should probably go to a coffee shop and be obligated to at least look responsible.

[morbidfluff-blog]

...i'm starting to really like tangerine and fire

but the question is, do i want dragons with both primary and secondary in that range or do i want the dark primary/tangerine secondary thing? i really like that too

i can't decide??