🍌 In your opinion, what’s the funniest joke/reference/pun you’ve made in a fic?
Oooh great question, thanks pal!
Okay, so, I should preface this by saying that I think I am INCREDIBLY funny. Probably a lot funnier than I actually am, because I cater to my own brand of humour, etc etc. I don't write straight humour often, but there's a fic I wrote for UnDeadwood a few years back that is probably my favourite funny thing I've written, featuring a moose bringing people presents at Christmas in lieu of Santa Clause. This exchange stands out as one that always makes me laugh a ton:
“Oh, uh, yes ma’am, yes I’ve seen the Christmas moose,” Johnny had stammered when she’d asked him. “He was uh, dark brown, and uh - big. Big as a, as a –“
“As a barn?” Arabella supplied helpfully.
Johnny looked confused. “Oh, no, ma’am, as big as a moose.”
Honestly there are a lot more but I have a terrible memory XD
Thanks so much for the ask!! (fruit emoji writer asks are here for anyone interested!)