#dramatic bitch (affectionate)

[hopcrow]

I love lord byron btw, he's fucking #relatable

lmao... being about to turn 30 and writing an angsty poem to your bestie about how you can't stay up all night partying anymore

[iron-sides]

tell me why im trying to write lwj and hes one bad mood away from saying in sooth 💀

[everykyrgiosrodgraim]

[ovyy-pvcure]

“That’s a 13 on the die so she saves the Deathblow mechanic...but I wrote down her remaining HP and it was 15″

Bitch. Dramatic bitch.

[turbo-virgins]

hey when Joseph does the little eulogies after his siblings die where is that taking place? Like does he just have a darkroom set up with moody lighting ready to go whenever? Is it his designated crying corner? Does he go there to cry about other things or was this set up just in case somebody died and he still had to make it all about him? Is there a little sign hanging on the doorknob you can flip around that says Crying: Do Not Enter?? Did some poor peggie have to put out a requisition order for Joe’s special pink mourning lights??? I have many questions

[mxddyhero]

Thinking about this again ...

New Talent Showcase 2017

[bananzer]

Leriya in solitary confinement for 24 hours, how does she do?

Terribly. She's so lonely. She starts writing pages long letters to all her friends on hour three as if she is never going to see them again. She quickly begins scratching tallies into the walls like a POW in the 1500s. By hour 6 she's gone clinically insane. By hour 12 shes begun an escape tunnel. She escapes with in three hours after that.

[rosixrs]

𝒘𝒉𝒐: open 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆: the streets of diagon alley 

“   …   like,  I know it’s literally not my job,  but that’s why I don’t think that all those fancy feints are really where it’s at.  they get popular enough that all the teams start bein’ able to spot them,  and   —  “   

                  evan talked a lot;   didn’t even need audience participation every time he opened his mouth.   the companionship of someone to bounce his thoughts off of was enough,  mostly,  which was why he liked that his teammates only told him to shut up when things were getting really dire.   he’d thought they were fine now,  walking around,  grabbing dinner.   but he realized halfway through shitting on some new drills the assistant coach was trying that he was talking to an empty space.   evan whirled on his feet,  looking wildly until he spotted his teammated.         he’d been ditched.  to chat up someone understandably hot,  but still,  ditched. 

“ un - fucking - believable, “   evan said,   turning back and walking a few paces in his original direction,  until he neared someone else.  “ can you believe this? “   he asked them,  jerking a thumb back to gesture at his teammate and their new conversational partner.   “ abandoned.  what has the world come to. “