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Dear Captain Malfoy (Sorry I Made You Up)
✨ One fake Highland captain. Forty-seven letters. Zero chance of keeping her dignity. ✨
In a moment of social panic, and a touch of insanity Hermione Granger invents the perfect fiancé:
— a Highland war hero,
— tragically stationed miles away,
— handsome, brave, and very, very imaginary.
But three years and forty-seven letters later, her fictional fiancé shows up. In the flesh. With a scar, a brooding stare, and one very real question:
"Why the hell have you been writing to me?"
Now she’s stuck with:
💌 a fake engagement gone very public
🫖 a village full of gossips
🐐 a goat with no manners
⚔️ a man she can’t stop thinking about
…and absolutely zero plans for how to survive any of it.
A slow-burn, Regency-era Dramione rom-com packed with forged letters, simmering tension, scandalous whispers, and the best worst idea Hermione’s ever had.
📚 Read it now--
https://archiveofourown.org/works/65412880/chapters/168339433
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