#drarry incorrect posts

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Draco: Do you ever wish to be buried 6 feet under just to be away from human interaction?

Harry: 💀

Harry: You need help.

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Harry : what do you call a cat plus burrito?

Draco : *crying* it's 3 a.m. Harry, let me sleep

Harry : *giggling* catritto

Draco : *screams into the pillow*

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Draco: why is Harry crying?

Ron *eating a sandwich*: oh, that's because he doesn't have his life together

Draco to Harry: Mind if I join?

Two gays crying together 👍

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Draco with Harry cuddled into him : you're practically all over me.

Harry: *moves away a little*

Draco : what are you doing? Shut up and be all over me.

★★★★★★★★★★★★

Ps. I want this. Someone be my Draco.

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Draco: *looking at Harry’s closet* Your closet is a mess 

Harry: You think that’s a mess, you should look at my life. 

Draco: .... 

Draco: You said you were fine

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Draco: *talks about the writings in the victorian times and the changes in the literature*

Harry: *swooned* I'm so attracted to you right now.

Draco: you're weird.

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Harry: I clearly have a thing for assholes.

Draco: *gasps* did you just subtly called me an asshole?

Harry: No... I clearly said you're an asshole.

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Draco : You look good today.

Harry : *rolling his eyes* Okay, no need to be sarcastic. I'll change the shirt.

Draco : *confused* I really meant it. It looks good on you

Harry : Oh my god, you complimented me- babe- are you fine?