May 23, 2020
Aaaaah I ship drarry so so much!! How can you not absolutely love this iCoNiC couple?! The memes literally make my dayyyyy ⚡️❤️🐍
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Aaaaah I ship drarry so so much!! How can you not absolutely love this iCoNiC couple?! The memes literally make my dayyyyy ⚡️❤️🐍
In which the malfoys own the daily prophet and Draco's not afraid to use it any time be wants to fuck Harry over.
Past titles:
The boy who doesn't leave hot water!
The boy who doesn't shut the toilet seat!
The boy who snores like a orc!
The boy who shows up late to dinner!
Etc.
Harry: so I heard you liked brunettes.
Draco: yeah you know, they’re pretty badass
Harry, confidently: mhm I know they are. You’re around a badass brunette right now.
Draco: yeah Hermione’s pretty badass don’t you think?
Harry: you dimwit I was trying to flirt with you.
Harry : oh putain !!! DRACO, PRENDS-MOI LA MAIN VITE !!
Draco : QUOI QUE SE PASSE-T-IL ??
Harry : Rien, j’avais juste envie de te tenir la main.
Draco :
Draco, combat un sourire : Idiot
Draco: Blaise what's the best way to find out if I'm a Bottom?
Blaise: Well I knew it wasn't for me because-
*Harry crashing through the Zanbini fireplace stripping*
Harry: Its better to try I think.
Blasie: *looking at draco*
Harry: babe- uh I mean Draco
Draco: Potter, what did you just call me?
Harry: uh I said hate because I just remembered how much I hate you aha.
Draco: mhm sure
Draco: Potter, who’s Harry Styles and why do you have his picture on your wall?
Harry: oh he’s my husband.
Draco: then what the fuck am I?
Harry: my side bitch
Draco:
Harry:
Draco: Potter, I swear to Merlin if I catch you cheating, I’m breaking up with you.
Harry: that’s fine since I still have Harry Styles.
Draco: POTTER!
Draco, in the mirror: oh Harry stop! You know I hate affection!
Harry, walks by: dreaming about me, Malfoy?
Draco: ahahaha no
Harry: mhm
Draco: ahahah I’m rehearsing for uh- the play- yes the play. It’s about two rivaling students who fall in love and they’re just coincidentally named Draco and Harry!
Harry:
Draco: oh shit.