Dec 3, 2025
I miss recluse!viking!simon that’s a man who knew how to give dick and shut the fuck up whilst doing it
seen from Morocco
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Norway
seen from Mexico
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seen from United States
seen from United States
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seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United Kingdom
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seen from United States
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I miss recluse!viking!simon that’s a man who knew how to give dick and shut the fuck up whilst doing it
Oh to watch Viking!Simon slaughter his way through dozens of warriors just to get to his captured wife, tearing her binds with his bare hands and lifting her into his arms with no effort whatsoever. As he tucks her face into the crook of his neck, shielding her from anymore bloodshed
What are you thinking of the rituals 👀
mead ceremony where he carries you across the dining hall wordlessly, chants and cheers as this brooding brute sits at the ceremonial chair in the centre with you in his lap
traditional honeymoon where you spend a month satisfying each other emotionally, physically and mentally. you haven’t worn clothes in two weeks, bundled up in thick furs and woolly blankets. dizzy off the honeyed liquor you ply each other with…
mmhmhmhmhmhmhm
thinking about viking!simon and wedding rituals…
what’s an au of mine that you’d like to see make a comeback?
Would it be alright with you if I did some fanart for your Viking!Simon? 👉👈 they’re some of my favorites to read and reread, they scratch the brain just right
yes please yes please yes please
tag me 🫶
I’m yearning for your Viking Simon
sigh… I miss him…
thinking of his lovely wife who’s pregnancy is well overdue and shes just so uncomfortable all the time :(
her belly gets in the way of everything she does, her back hurts and she’s just so snippy with her big brute of a husband :( you tore him a new one because he put the wrong food on your plate at the feast and everyone watched on, shocked as he just mumbled an apology before going back to correct his mistake
five minutes later, you were happy as ever, your hand over his as you place it where your unborn baby is kicking against your belly
thinking of him getting tired of her constant kicking in bed at night, tossing and turning as she tries to get comfortable, snapping when he invades her side of her bed to wrangle her stuffing cushions under your bump and between your legs to ease your discomfort :(
i’m so happy we’re talking about BC!Simon again!!!! i adore him :3
I know I haven’t been giving him the loving he deserves, I’m gonna try and circle back on viking!simon too :)