Nov 17, 2020
Draco: There's a spider
Harry: what do you want me to do?
Draco: kill it!
Harry: you saw it first, u kill it.
Draco: you're the Man here!
Harry: since WhEn?!
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Draco: There's a spider
Harry: what do you want me to do?
Draco: kill it!
Harry: you saw it first, u kill it.
Draco: you're the Man here!
Harry: since WhEn?!
Why didn’t you tell her? Bellatrix. You knew it was me. You didn’t say anything.
Pick-Up Lines
Draco: Okay, Harry, give me your best pick up line.
Harry: Are you a scientist? Because I want to do you on a table, periodically.
Draco:
Harry:
Draco:
Draco: the fuck is a scientist
Conversations like
Hermione: My mother & father are really proud of me even though I erased their memory once
Ron: mine kind of look at me like "what" but they love me
Harry: mine are dead but you know talked to them a few times, cool people
Draco: well my daddy is very proud of me too
Hermione: you mean Harry?
Draco:
Harry:
Draco: *blushes* maybe
Draco: stop it potter you're ruining my reputation
Harry: then get out of my lap
Draco: no