go away

[sad-shipers]

Draco: There's a spider

Harry: what do you want me to do?

Draco: kill it!

Harry: you saw it first, u kill it.

Draco: you're the Man here!

Harry: since WhEn?!

[sad-shipers]

Draco: Hey, Potter!

Harry: When are you going to stop calling me Potter?

Draco: When you become a Malfoy.

Ron, screaming from the other room: DISGUSTING!!

[sad-shipers]

Ron: *screming* Harry, we gonna die virgin!

Harry: nope.

Ron: Ginny?!

Harry: No, Draco.

Ron: *scream louder*

[sad-shipers]

Draco: I’m guy

Draco: goy

Draco: gey

Harry: It’s okay sunshine, take your time

Draco, pointing at Harry: BOYS

[sad-shipers]

Harry *drunk*: Malfoy has such beautiful eyes, I love him

Draco:

Harry: dont tell him, okay?

Draco: I wont

[sad-shipers]

Doctor: dont worry, we can safe you

Tsukishima: *give him 20 dolars*

Tsukishima: pls dont

[sad-shipers]

Voldemort: im going to test your loyalty by reading your thoughts

Draco: Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter

Voldemort: ...wtf

[sad-shipers]

Harry: do it.

Draco: ...*smile*

Harry: ....

Harry: Disgusting

Harry: ...do it again

[sad-shipers]

Tanaka: why are you crying?

Ennoshita: im not crying..

Tanaka: you’re crying.

Tanaka: i can see you throught your window.

Ennoshita: WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!??