#drarrytextpost

[pagesofdrarry]

Hermione: I have full house.

Ron: Go fish.

Harry: UNO!

Draco: What the hell are you guys playing?

[my-otps-are-gay]

Draco: Harry love what are you doing

Harry: eating a bag of family size crisps

Draco: but that's a normal bag of crisps

Harry: everything's family size when you're an orphan

Draco: honey, no

[drarryfelton]

Harry’s voicemail: I’m sorry, Harry Potter can’t come to the phone right now.

Ron: Why?

Voicemail: Oh, ‘cos he’s shagging Draco Malfoy!

Ron: o.O

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Draco: You have to pay, Weasley.

Ron: I hate this game.

Hermione: It's just monopoly, Ron. Have fun.

Harry: My turn!

*Harry rolls the dice and falls into one of Malfoy's houses*

Draco: It's okay love, you don't have to pay.

Ron: THAT'S NOT FAIR!

Draco: Why? It's my house I choose who pays.

Ron: Why doesn't Harry pay?

Draco: Because he's cute.

Ron: So am I!

Draco: And good in bed.

Ron: I really didn't need to know that, mate.

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Harry: People take the bus when they need to go somewhere.

Draco: So, it's like a train?

Harry: Kinda but it's more like a car that can carry more people.

Draco: Look it's stopping.*Draco stands up*

Harry: Wait Dray, that's not our stop.

Draco: Oh Okey.

*5 minutes later*

Draco: Why this train is always stopping for another people? We arrive first. LOOK, THAT LADY COME AFTER US AND SHE IS LEAVING. *appoints to the old lady* WAIT UNTIL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS!

Harry: Yep, this is the last time we take a bus.

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Pansy: You just need to go there and tell him about your fellings.

Blaise: What's going on?

Draco: I'm about to tell Potter my feelings.

*Blaise starts laughing*

Draco: I'm serious! Just look.

*Draco starts aprouching Harry*

Pansy: See? You should trust more in Draco.

Blaise: Oh yeah? Look again.

*Pansy see Draco and Harry start fighting*

Pansy: WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE TWO?

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Pansy: What did you send to Potter in the class?

Draco: I sent a drawing I did of him, it was hilarious, you should have seen his face.

Pansy: So you are drawing Harry in the middle of the class?

Draco: Yep.

Pansy: And you sent the note with a kiss?

Draco: Yes, I made an origami, it started to fly and land in Potter's hands.

Pansy: But why you do that?

Draco: Because I hate him.

Pansy: I give up on trying understand you, really.

[my-otps-are-gay]

Harry: why is there blood on the floor???

Draco: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife

Harry: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?

Draco: no, I aggressively poked them with a knife.