Draco: this is⦠actually quite good Harry, you could be a chef.
Harry: probably could, maybe I will.
Draco: Iβd come to your restaurant.
Harry: might not get in, itβll be popular.
Draco: youβd save me a seat though, wouldnβt you?
Harry: maybe, if you werenβt being a dick. What night do you wanna come?
Harry: ohh, thatβs a busy night.
Draco: I can come on a Monday.
Harry: okay, could probably get you in then.
Harry: itβll be called βwonder boyβs bar and grill and other delicacies and delights and fishing equipmentβ.
Draco: but who wants to go to dinner and then walk past all this fishing gear you can buy?
Draco: maybe a gift shop at the back? Then you could say βoh! Hope you enjoyed your meal, here have a look at the gift shop.β
Harry: what would they say?
Draco: βoh no thanks Iβve just come for a nice meal.β
Harry: oh now theyβre angry.
Harry: now theyβre gonna leave a bad review.
Draco: maybe another guy across from the room might go βoh Iβm into gifts, Iβll come and have a look.β
Harry: ah well, thatβs the guy Iβm after. I want him to come, who is he?
Draco: oh, youβve got a little something on your chin.
Draco: here Iβll get it.
Pansy, whoβs been sitting silently and observing the whole time: oh my merlin this is happening.