I used a incorrect quote generator and got some great drawtectives ones!
Grendan: Where are your parents?
Eugene: What are parents?
Grendan: That's just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.
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Ogalvy: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Jancy: Wasn't Rosé with you?
Rosé: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Rosé: We're having a baby.
Eugene: Oh, congradu-
Grendan (and York), slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.
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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
York: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Jancy: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Rose: if you want information it is
Eugene: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?
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York, looking at a map: It's a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it?
Jancy: Other side, York...
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York: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Grendan: Not if they consent to it.
Rosé: Depends on who your stabbing.
Jancy: YES??!!?
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Grendan: Yeah, I'll smoke a joint tonight, but let's not get too crazy.
*Grendan and Till Bogan get arrested for blocking the road in large traffic cone costumes*
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*Eugene and Grendan looking at a locked gate into a park*
Eugene: Aw. :(
Grendan: You know what they say.
Eugene: Please don’t-
Grendan: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
Eugene: Frick-
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Rosé: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Harper: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
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York : we could make a boys club!
Grendan: Im non-binary.
York :
York : Anti-girls club.
