Kalin

(He/they) Just a nerd collecting fandoms almost as much as he collects unrequited crushes

[cosmic-mj]

“you can’t keep the frog and dissect it”

beach piano by The Narcissist Cookbook

[geekyistheonlyway]

What projects are my fellow knitters working on while watching Willie try not to strangle Nathan with yarn? I'm working on the back panel of a cardigan

[kbgw1234]

Some doodle inspired by @narcissistcookbook myth side one, story one. Still working on the other stories but if something mentions bone immediately get inspired

[dcvina-claires]

love watching dead boy detectives when I'm having a bad day cuz no matter what kind of day I'm having, edwin payne is having a worse one

[astheriiiart]

happy pride month 🌈✨️

[isabel-lillah]

James didn't want to go to the Order meeting today. For some reason, he's had this weird sense of coldness since the moment he woke up.

Normally, he's never cold. Like a rule, James Potter always runs hot.

And that's how he knows something is wrong. Really wrong.

The chills keep getting worse. Even now, when he's attending the meeting, all he can think about is how weirdly cold he feels.

Another strange thing about this coldness is that it just doesn't go away, no matter what he tries. Blankets, tea nor warming charms work. He can't get rid of it. It's like he's slowly drowning, surrounded by ice, unable to reach the surface.

Out of nowhere, a new wave of freezing cold nausea fell over him, colder than anything else today. He felt like he was about to pass out.

"Prongs, are you okay? You look pale," Remus asked him quietly, not wanting to interrupt Dumbledore's speech.

"Fine, I'll just... I'm just gonna go get some air. I'll be right back," he answered as he rushed to get up and leave the room with a sinking suspicion deep in his stomach.

As soon as he's out of the building, James pulls his sleeve up, just in time to see the last bit of his and Regulus's tattoo disappear.

One last freezing wave overcomes him.

The tattoo is gone.

Their bond is gone.

Regulus is gone.

[thats-entirely-too-much-tuna]

are they… you know… whim-prone???

[artyphex]

Hey I feel like someone should say this

Episode 2 of season 2 of Our Flag Means Death contains SEVERAL references to suicide/depictions of actively suicidal characters and one explicit if failed suicide attempt

The episode is really good and these themes make sense to include but I thought I should say this anyway!

[geekyistheonlyway]

Great- Listen Oluwande hands down gives the best hugs out of all of them. Stede has a lot of good practice. Fang definitely gives hugs with the perfect pressure. And Roach just gives a great hug vibe.

Good- Ed tries his best. Wee John ?? . Black Pete acts like he is too tough for hugs but actually loves them. Frenchie gives some odd hugs that I can’t explain

Ok- Lucius only tries when he’s attracted to someone otherwise he doesn’t care. Ivan just kinda vibes. Button’s gives middle of the line hugs.

Awful- I’m afraid to hug the swede I wish I wasn’t but I can’t help it. Jim doesn’t want to hug anyone. Izzy isn’t about to hug anyone unless with get the babygirlification of him then he’s going to give good hugs

I am two seconds away from falling asleep right now and won’t be taking criticism

[geekyistheonlyway]

Me: I don’t really have a type. I mean I’m bi with a preference for T4T relationships but beyond that nothing

Also me: *talks one time to a trans girl who likes to bake and might bake with me* I should look at engagement rings

[geekyistheonlyway]

I used a incorrect quote generator and got some great drawtectives ones!

Grendan: Where are your parents?

Eugene: What are parents?

Grendan: That's just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.

*************

Ogalvy: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Jancy: Wasn't Rosé with you?

Rosé: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

*************

Rosé: We're having a baby.

Eugene: Oh, congradu-

Grendan (and York), slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

*************

*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*

York: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Jancy: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.

Rose: if you want information it is

Eugene: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

*************

York, looking at a map: It's a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it?

Jancy: Other side, York...

*************

York: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Grendan: Not if they consent to it.

Rosé: Depends on who your stabbing.

Jancy: YES??!!?

*************

Grendan: Yeah, I'll smoke a joint tonight, but let's not get too crazy.

*Grendan and Till Bogan get arrested for blocking the road in large traffic cone costumes*

*************

*Eugene and Grendan looking at a locked gate into a park*

Eugene: Aw. :(

Grendan: You know what they say.

Eugene: Please don’t-

Grendan: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*

Eugene: Frick-

*************

Rosé: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Harper: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

*************

York : we could make a boys club!

Grendan: Im non-binary.

York :

York : Anti-girls club.

[geekyistheonlyway]

Whatever you do don’t listen to the first part of What if I told? From the bare naked album while thinking of Crowley and Aziraphale. I can’t stop crying.

Quick tw the song does contain the f slur but later than what I’m talking about

[gatoburr0]

Sketch.

[cameronsactivities]

rip oscar wilde you would've loved tumblr shitposting

[geekyistheonlyway]

Don’t forget to stay the hell out of Nadia’s way today

Stay safe guys

[theawkwardone6]

I want a bare production where the staging implies that Rory and Diane are secretly dating just like Peter and Jason. Maybe Rory thinks about reaching out to Jason after promise. Maybe Diane is really upset during No Voice and hugs Peter bc that very easily could have been her and Rory. Pls

[evan-loves-trees]