Heavenly Godfathers? The TV Series lol
its basically turned out to be 3 angels and the baby jesus with almost the plot of tokyo grandfathers? lolol
its basically because of satan messing with shit or whatever, the christ child was whisked away to earth too early and to the wrong place, and these 3 angels were the only ones to notice something was wrong because they noticed the gifts they had given the baby jesus were gone as well the baby himself, so they figured out before any other angel that baby jesus had been taken to earth because the devil messed with the portals settings
because earlier they had given him their “sending” gifts early as well, which was like, dollar store arts and crafts supplies and notebooks in unassuming plastic bags because all they really knew about him was that he was going to be “The Great Earthly Creator” lolol and they didnt see those at the portal/cradle place thing so they thought something was up and realized the portal settings had been messed with and baby jesus had been sent too early as well
so these 3 angels panicked and dove after him to earth through the sendy portal thingy that had been used/messed with (heaven didnt exist on the physical realm and had no spacial relation to where or when earth was, theyre not like in the clouds or whatever lol) and theyre basically just trying to keep him out of satans grasp and get him to his true earthly mother
all the while completely unaware of where or when they landed on earth, where baby jesus is, and what earth is even like
so a lot of the dream was them flying around like this big modern day city, trying to find baby jesus with the only clues being he was a supernaturally beautiful baby who never cried in fear or anger, that had plastic bags full of the angelic equivalent of dollar store art supplies with him
they cause a lot of ruckus because people OBVIOUSLY notice these humanoids flying around who aint even trying to hide what they are and then it becomes like nearly the angelic equivalent of gargoyles because they get caught setting off fire alarms on top of apartment building trying to find a place to roost and get taken to a police station (theyre wings arent actually physical, so they cant be seen by humans, thus to humans they appear as very pretty regular random people in white togas) where they meet this police chief guy who I’m pretty sure is the same police chief guy from Brooklyn Nine Nine? I googled it and he looks like the same guy in my dream lol
he was basically very unimpressed with their claims of divinity and chasing the baby jesus, but he took the missing person claim part seriously because clearly they were distressed about losing a baby, so he actually had to write down that “they would know him by the fact that he never cried and was surrounded with the tools of creation as well as his own supernatural beauty”
as well as the angels were very badly explaining that they had to take him to his mother who didnt know she was his mother yet, as well as keep him away from the devil
which the police chief interpreted as “the fathers an asshole, had his custody revoked, and now the mother has yet to be informed that she has full custody of the child instead of half custody, and the child was presumably kidnapped by mr asshole satan father who didnt like that ruling”
and then the angels were like “yes! you understand! wonderful! may gods blessing be upon you!”
police chief thinks hes dealing with irresponsible (and probably high as fuck) literal god parents of a regular child
angels think theyre dealing with a human who understands divinity (and are very impressed)
and then the hijinks of the rest of it basically involve, that whatever misshaps the angels get into on earth, not understanding rules, causing accidental damage, being weird and fucking things up for humans in general because theyre strange and angelic and unused to physical forms, serendipitously causes whatever events in that episode that causes baby jesus to get closer to harm or closer to satans minions (cuz they wanna steal him and raise him to be an antichrist by exposing him to all of the worlds evils)
and whatever the angels do the fix or solve the problem, also karmically through strange chains of events keep baby jesus out of harms way and into the arms of humans who show good qualities
so its like, half the shows plot revolves around the angels and the police chief and their hijinks, and the other half of the plot revolves around baby jesus being moved from place to place either through evil hands or good ones, but he always somehow manages to be unaffected by the evil surrounding him or temporarily lesson suffering or magically heal something about a person who holds him and always ends up somewhere good but temporary at the end of an episode
usually its good people who want to hold onto him and get him somewhere safe like sane people, but the devils minions are the one moving him around to more evil places
like itll start with some good random human finding an abandoned baby somewhere, and out of goodness of heart takes him in and cares for him, despite their current situation making it difficult to take care of a child somehow, theyre poor, or its a dangerous neighborhood, or theyre alone and have no experience raising a kid and have no one to turn too, or theyre on the lamb themselves and cant get the kid to the police station etc something like that
random satan minion causes it to get worse, hoping the human will crack under the pressure and express evilness around baby jesus, but baby jesus ends up doing a thing that makes it all better, like healing a person who holds him in someway, either the suffering in their heart or physical suffering like illness, or they just able to always find joy in his smile or something like that and end up showing him goodness rather than evil
satan minion goes curses foiled again and mid episode they do something that moves baby jesus around, like either appearing before the human as a good Samaritan willing to take the burden off their hands, pretending to be the kids rightful parents, or just straight up stealing him in the middle of the night and then dumping him near humans they consider “worse” than the previous ones and the latter half of the episode sets up the new environment baby jesus will be exposed to this time with them finding him and ending with them making the good decision to care for him aware despite their difficulties
some places he stays quite a while, some places he moves through very quickly
and yeah that was the basic idea of the dream lol
