SPOILERS FOR THREE LIVES TO RETURN
- impulse wakes up on a new server (the 3rdlife server) that he’s never seen before
- he recalls the meteor attack that wiped out hermitcraft and killed the 2/3 of the active hermits who weren’t able to escape in time
- after a roll call in chat, he sets off and eventually finds day one “team hermit”
- grian accidentally kills scar
- scar wakes up on prospit after dying, flies back to the server, and freaks out everyone
- grian confesses to scar that he’s been sleeping on prospit his whole life and they form the desert duo alliance as grian’s apology
- skizzleman dies to an enderman and wakes up on derse, flying back to the server as well
- bdubs gets knocked off his tower by a phantom, dies, and wakes up on prospit
- he sure does take his time exploring
- scar is cold. that’s literally it
- grian is scared to wake up on prospit again and ends up not sleeping at all. he’s being very unhealthy
- joel is still grieving, so a series of events causes him not only to make a glitch that will drive the rest of the plot BUT ALSO trap himself in it. you’ll hear from him later don’t worry he’ll be fineeeeee
im telling you he’s perfectly fine
- etho turns out to be a derspite and, guided by both skaia and the extremely trustworthy horrorterrors (the latter before the glitch made the thing he was told to do an EXTREMELY bad idea), takes tango down to a cave to kill him
- we don’t hear anything about those two for 2 full chapters because plot tension
- it turns out that joel’s glitch turned the server into full traditional-ish sburb, with lands and consorts and imps. land lore ensues
- the renchanting duo enjoys the spoils while the desert duo either starves or scams people for petty vanilla resources
- it turns out joel woke up on derse (!!) after glitching. he’s assumed to not be dead and just in a glitchy coma on the server
- he’s unable to leave his tower and is incredibly bored
- castle gang is just chilling until an alarming message shows on communicators
- what does it say? we don’t know!!!!!!
- i troll the readers and show the desert duo instead of telling them what happened to tango and etho
- grian is enjoying a villain arc and convinces scar to come with him to god tier because of something he saw in skaia
- everyone (the readers) suddenly realizes that that’s probably what tango and etho are doing
- it turned out to actually be what tango and etho were doing
- etho kills tango on his quest bed
- tango god tiers as a witch of time and immediately kills etho using super cool time powers
- luckily etho still has another dream self to spare so i can kill him again without even making my readers sad
- the castle gang takes refuge in the castle because they don’t want to get murdered
- then they let scott and jimmy in for literally no reason other than plot importance (which you’ll see later but don’t worry about that for now)
- meanwhile, scar and grian reach grians quest bed
- scar and grian have a moral debate after reading chat and grians villain arc intensifies
- scar commits arson. super unpredictable stuff here
- grian fights his way through the fire and dies on his quest bed
- he god tiers as a prince of breath and suffocates scar for no reason
- unlike tango, he immediately feels guilty for what he’s done and puts scar on scars quest bed
classpects dropped so far:
scar- page of rage, prospit
skizzleman- seer of heart (i might actually have to change that according to classpect rules ._. but idk it means changing two chapters that people have already read soooooo), derse
bdubs- mage of space, prospit
joel- lord of life, derse
etho- thief of hope, derse + prospit
tango- witch of time, derse
grian- prince of breath, prospit
scott- [intentionally not revealed]
jimmy- [intentionally not revealed]