#dreams of hell

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Death Angel Drummer: I Visited Hell, Saw Satan in COVID-19 Coma

Will Carroll professes quite the otherworldly experience.

[hellnyaa]

Dreams of Hell

I wanted to wash some clothes so I headed down to the communal wash room and discovered that the old dryer had been replaced with a new one 'made by FLIIIRP'.

A device as tall as me which is something. Then I noticed that I had forgotten to take the clothes with me...

[hellnyaa]

Dream time

When I got out of the bed I noticed that while I had been sleeping someone had remodeled the shower in the bathroom. That was quite nice but also embarrassing because I would have cleaned up the bathroom a bit more had I known that would happen.

I went downtown where none of the drivers paid any mind to the traffic lights. The police started chasing me for a movie that was being filmed there. I took a motorcycle and drove to the train station where I waited for a train to arrive.

Instead of a train however, a bus came driving on the train tracks. Everyone was cool with that tho until someone noticed that this bus was headed the wrong way.

When the bus arrived at the station it turned into a cat. It then crawled onto the platform, turned around and crawled back onto the train tracks where it turned back into a bus.

[hellnyaa]

Dream time

"A cheap dehumidifier"

I had guests over at my apartment. We where drinking wine and in the corner of the room stood my dehumidifier and dehumidified...stuff...

Suddenly, an LED on it's front started flashing along with light beeps. Then, a computer voice announced: "Maintenance required! Please clean this device using the complementary pills you receive when purchasing this device."

I grabbed a medium sized box from a shelf. Inside was a very small, empty cartridge. I told the dehumidifier: "Sorry, but there are none left. Please stop beeping."

The dehumidifier did not stop beeping. Instead, a second LED started flashing and it announced: "Warning! Ant infestation detected! Please clean this device immediately... please... please..."

Thousands of ants started crawling out of it's openings and onto the floor. I turned to my guests and told them: "I'm terribly sorry; I got it real cheap..."

Then I woke up.

I don't like ants very much...

[hellnyaa]

Dream time~

The Google hotel.

I woke up at a beautiful beach but couldn't remember how I got there. When I turned around there was a huge hotel and loads of people behind me. The hotel was still being built and I was told that the stay was extra cheap because of that.

It also turned out that this hotel was operated by Google and the concept behind it was that the stay would always be cheap but to enter and exit the hotel you would have to got all the way through a giant mall.

I decided to leave and started to make my way through said mall. In the electronics section I was able to leave through an unfinished emergency exit and reached a street that was entirely covered in jungle leaves.

[hellnyaa]

Dream time!

Walked around the city during summer when I met two girls who where apparently lost and trying to find the local park.

Offered to guide them there then got lost myself (what the hell).

Then got stuck (physically) in a very ugly bar made out of rusty metal.

-> Colorful hair still very good.

[hellnyaa]

Dream time:

Helped two girls figure out their love for each other. Then participated in a 'truth or dare but when you pick dare everyone has to gather behind you and you have to write down the question and the answer'.

Got asked "have you ever kissed a girl?" and answered with a beautifully cryptic: "Maybe. -Have I ever kissed and boy? Maybe. ... But at least to my knowledge, no to both!"

7/10

[hellnyaa]

I had like, the most unnerving dream about an astroid hitting the moon. Was during summer time and the whole thing could be seen in the sky and it looked weirdly realistic and I had an argument with a random person on the street where to best seek shelter from the debris and we agreed on the next best supermarket. Then the whole thing hit the earth and aaagfcgfdedess...