I’ve done it again. I’ve joined another fandom and immediately fallen in love with an unpopular ship that starves me of content. But I can’t help it if Oliver Banks and Gerard Kaey are so perfect for each other.
A sweet lil dead goth and the avatar of the End? -These edge lords match each others’ freak don’t lie to me. They would treat each other well, we all know it.
Canon divergence who? You can’t prove Gerry doesn’t hang out with Oliver as a ghost, is all I’m saying~
Gerry: Life is just one crotch kick after another.
Oliver: Hell yeah it is, that’s why we don’t have one. Let’s go get a sandwich.
Gerry: I thought you didn’t need to eat food anymore.
Oliver: Yeah, but I like sandwiches.
Oliver: -And this is the weird Tarot Magic shop I work at.
Gerry: Do you just sit around and fortune tell people’s deaths all the time?
Oliver: Mostly they just buy rocks as a coping mechanism
Gerry: We should merge this with my haunted bookshop, then we’ll really have the creepy local Cryptid vibe on lock.
Oliver: You’re ridiculous.
They both just need someone laid back to sit on the couch with.