i am a foolish apologist in the most literal sense. i endorse and support any and all violence he chooses to commit. i do not care who it's towards. he is overworked and underpaid and he deserved to commit literal fucking war crimes for the number of times he has received barely even 10% of his promised pay. foolish is the minimum wage worker of the SMP and therefore deserves to hunt everyone down with his god powers while i cheer him on. in this essay i will
and by ‘I’ I mean ‘we’ in that I was bored at work and theorized with my friend
BUT ANYWAYS
I KNOW NOW HOW QUACKITY GOT WINGS
(yall thought i was gonna forget about that, huh?)
So, the End portal is closed, correct? The only way one can get End things is from creative mode. Now, who has canonical access to creative mode?
Drista and DreamXD
Now, as much as I love the idea of Drista showing up out of the blue and thinking “lol, this would be funny” to give a homeless lookin guy wings, we all know she has a penchant for Tommy and would never give anyone else stuff unless it benefitted/hurt Tommy in some comedic way.
DreamXD, on the other hand, I can get behind especially after Techno’s last live stream.
Now, I’ve already spoken about this in others posts, but DreamXD is known as the “Protector of Lore” in the wiki and his actions defend that title. He stopped Phil and Techno getting into the End, Foolish and Bad from killing each other again and possibly keeps George asleep so that he can’t interrupt any lore going on in the server. That, and he also showed up Techno’s revival because Techno hadn’t lost any canon lives so the revive book would not work on him (really, it should be called the revive ritual/words because it’s not the book that makes it special, it’s the words themselves).
The reason I bring up the revival is that DreamXD showed up. Why would DreamXD show up? What part does he play in the revival process? Well, like I said earlier, he is the protector of lore but at this point, I’m guessing he is the protector of natural occurrences (and there is nothing natural about reviving someone who’s still alive)
However, I think DreamXD is the one who wrote the revival book.
Hear me out, who else would know how to bring people back? Definitely not Schlatt, have you seen the man? Sure, he’s a con man who can talk his way out of anything, but he’s no magic man. I think, after Schlatt was forcibly removed from the Dream SMP the first time, he found/contacted DreamXD because he wasn’t supposed to be part of the narrative yet and the Protector of Lore had to be there to make sure it happened.
Somehow, someway, Schlatt cons DreamXD into making a revival book for him; thereby splitting reality so that a Limbo may exist. And Schlatt then trades that book for a guaranteed win against Pogtopia.
But we all know how that turned out.
Schlatt dies, Dream has the revive book and holds the biggest key in the server.
So then, how does Quackity get his wings?
Easy, he contacts DreamXD for leverage.
How does he do that?
Glatt tells him how to get ahold of him in the home gym when he requested Quackity to revive him. Why wouldn’t Glatt give Quackity all the help he can get to revive him?
Quackity summons DreamXD and requests the wings, but what does DreamXD get in return you may ask? He’s a deity and as seen in George’s lore stream, DreamXD makes deals.
Well, there is a certain someone on the server who has been a pain in DreamXD’s side now. DreamXD likes George but George won’t ever give him the time of day if Dream is still around. That, and Dream has been using the revive book a lot; more than Schlatt did anyways. He probably wants that knowledge gone; the knowledge to summon him and use his mistake over and over again in this universe.
DreamXD probably wants Dream dead; and who doesn’t?
TL;DR- Schlatt gets revive book, tells Quackity how to summon DreamXD who gets the wings from him in return for killing Dream.
Guess the part of Dream being upset that everyone just uses him as a weapon, somwone who can get them items, and no one treats him as a person went with XD from the divorce
