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i love when men wear ties. it‘s like a little leash you can use to boss them around
if dsmp characters swapped their canonical chats for a day. that's it.
"canon chat swap"
Dating Foolish headcannons
You’d have to deal with the long streams, which for me would be beyond annoying, but Foolish would be a doll making up for it constantly.
If he wasn’t streaming he would be with you, watching movies with you while eating ice cream or fresh popcorn depending on what mood you were in.
He’d have you cuddled into his side, protectively holding you against him as if he thought someone was gonna drag you away.
So many kisses, he would constantly be pressing kisses against your temple or cheeks, basically anywhere he could reach on you.
Some would be the overly loud and wet seeming ones to make you push him away
Others would be the soft loving ones meant to be purely between the two of you
I also see him being very into dance dates. Just dancing around the living room in pjs to any love song he can find for hours.
He’d also text you during streams, anytime he can look off camera to send you a random meme or tell you something he saw made him think of you.
You would also be allowed to walk in and highjack his streams if you wanted, whether it’s just for a simple wave to the viewers or to mess up his hair
I don’t think you’d ever kiss on stream though, probably a no PDA on stream rule at least for a while, just to not to make everyone go insane.
He’d have very few petnames but they would be used literally constantly “Babe, baby, my doll, sweetie” very basic but they are said with the most dramatic and love eyes every time it would make them that much more adorable.
He would also be the fake wrestler boyfriend, you would win every so often just because he finds it adorable when you get excited about it.
It’s so hard finding where to end these but I’ll end this one here and probably make another eventually because there’s never too many ideas!
Foolish joining the SMP really was such an experience. Nobody knew who he was. He had zero prior connections to anyone on the server, which was completely new for a new addition (even Ranboo had collabed and knew some of the folks on the server prior to being added) and remains to have only happened three times (Foolish, [Redacted], and debatably Manatreed) - Dream just was a fan of Foolish’s channel.
He joined and one of his first builds was an American flag pattern “upside-down T” over Tommy’s base entirely to spite him, and then just A Gorgeous Huge Snake Base immediately afterwards. He would randomly boat literally everywhere. He refused to do any lore for weeks, and his first lore was canonically pissing on The Egg. Half of his first interactions on the server were him asking people to record advertising Twitch Prime for him. He had barely streamed on Twitch for like three years prior to being added but when he got whitelisted he immediately streamed almost daily for like 5 months. I miss that level of sheer energetic chaos.
the c!eternal duo ending we deserve
fan : ur so pretty ! foolish : ( flips them off )
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i am a foolish apologist in the most literal sense. i endorse and support any and all violence he chooses to commit. i do not care who it's towards. he is overworked and underpaid and he deserved to commit literal fucking war crimes for the number of times he has received barely even 10% of his promised pay. foolish is the minimum wage worker of the SMP and therefore deserves to hunt everyone down with his god powers while i cheer him on. in this essay i will
Ranboo: why is there a goat outside?
Foolish: Do I look like I make the rules around here?