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[pathetic-dumpling]

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Hello! I'm Pathetic Dumpling; you can call me Hayden or Dumpling, I don't mind which! I am just a funky little guy, but I love when people shout into the void at me. Those people are cool. I have lots of opinions on many DSMP dynamics. Feel free to ask about them!

I am a c!Dream, c!Technoblade, and c!Philza enthusiast, I wanna see my boys get a healing arc STAT. Doomsday trio, my beloved.

CC's DNI mostly as /j but a little as /srs. Do not perceive me i WILL cry

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[simplepotatofarmer]

never will forget those fallen soldiers

[pathetic-dumpling]

i have been ever-so-slowly updating the tags on all of my fics to be in the dsmp fandom (and when im done i will private(?) my fics to semi protect them from AI scraping) and im slowly reading all of my old fics as i do. first of all, good golly theres a lot of typos sorry for that yall. second, i just keep getting reminded of how much i loved the characters i wrote for and my fics. I'll likely never come back to the dsmp since its been a sore spot for a ling time now but when i look backs on my fics its always fondly.

third of all, omg i cooked with this fic??? i totally forgot this fic existed, but ily non-traditional portrayals of DreamXD (+ philza character study)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29740023

Thank you that is all please read this fic and if you yap at me I'll yap back

[respiteresponse]

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i think i like when you despise me

[respiteresponse]

am i making you feel sick ?

[cdroloisms]

now that we're talking about discduo may i suggest my favorite "it's all c!wilbur" theory

[cdroloisms]

DO YOU UNDERSTANDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[cdroloisms]

dsmp hot take: MICHAEL MCCHILL LORE COULDVE BEEN THE BEST THING WE EVER HAD IF PEOPLE ACTUALLY CARED ABT THE SMALLER STREAMERS ON THE SERVER. every day i mourn what we couldve had. possible c!dream dynamics. syndicate michael maybe? his radio shit was COOL and i miss it sm

strongly agree / agree / ambivalent / disagree / strongly disagree / don’t care whatsoever

id say that michael lore was p cool for sure but i don't remember it really going in any significant directions unfortunately 😞 then again i could literally never catch one of his streams bc he exclusively streamed when it was like 4 am for me

[cdroloisms]

L’Manberg was never oppressed (except by their own governments) and I’m tired of pretending they were

strongly agree / agree / ambivalent / disagree / strongly disagree / don’t care whatsoever

like re: the revolution especially every argument for "wah the lmanburgians were being treated sooo badlyyyy by dream smp" just isn't worth entertaining at this point . L + ratio + try not being assholes next time

[sixpigeonz]

I'll never forget the day I came off the high of doomsday to go on twitter just to see that the us capitol was being stormed what a day

[pathetic-dumpling]

hello dreblr. i come offering a tiktok.

[theminecraftbox]

do you guys ever think about how c!quackity LIKED the torture. Like straight-up admitted to liking it. Fully with his whole chest embraced sadism. Doesn't regret it. Never recants any of this out loud. Never opens the door to the possibility that he was wrong.

Tortures a guy for three months straight, then shrugs and goes back to his day job.

[pathetic-dumpling]

btw this blog is pro Palestine <3 if you support the shit isreal is doing in any way get the fuck off my blog

[pathetic-dumpling]

ooohhhh the urge to be vile back at tommy apogists is soo strong. stop projecting your stupid fucking woobified fantasies onto a pre-existing narrative and getting upset when things are the exact way you want them to be and for the love of god stop sending people death threats bc they like a FICTIONAL CHARACTER whoes action are NOT REAL

[judgehangman]

Oh I completely forgot to report this to y’all but i am absolutely delighted to inform you that in light of the finale, c!Dream was actually removed from the Pure Evil Villains wiki (remember that one?) after a removal proposal that was posted the day after the finale by virtue of being, allegedly as a lot of people on the wiki already suspected, “just a tragic well-intentioned extremist, not pure evil” meaning that the wiki in which c!Dream’s article was at some point made up entirely of bizarro world lore and listed Building among c!Dream’s abilities has better and more reliable lore takes than the literal lore updates accounts

Absolute respect to them, fair enough

[simplepotatofarmer]

love c!rivals duo aus where dream is a weird little freak with so many problems who is also kinda a dick and techno just kinda squints at him for a bit and then goes 'yeah. he's good.'

lilo picking out the worst dog in the shelter vibes.

[elmhat]

Since it doesn't technically meet my admittedly harsh post-prison criteria, but is still one of The Post-Prison Vods Of All Time, I'm just gonna drop this here.

[ from @theminecraftbox ]

Here's the link!