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[empressdrega27]

And one more...I'm trash for fluff!! “I know I’ve kissed you like, ten times, but just like another ten, please" with Ahkmenrah,please and thank you!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I’m so sorry this has taken so damn long to get written, I’ve been battling writer’s block and it’s been hot as fuck here, but anyways! Here it is! I hope you enjoy!!

Storm of smooches

The night was quiet. It seemed that for once, New York City was at least partially asleep. The sound of cars were farther away, and the amount of people wandering the streets was minimal, compared to most nights. For this reason, you and you boyfriend decided to enjoy each other’s company on the steps of the museum, rather than confined to his exhibit.

It was midsummer, and the night air was warm, with a gentle breeze blowing through every so often. It was a glorious night, and you felt more content than you had in quite some time. In fact, you felt so good, that you couldn’t help but pull your wonderful man into a kiss.

Your lips met his, and you wrapped your arms around his shoulders, your hands grasping onto his cloak. Ahk’s hands were securely pressed against your back, and you could feel him smiling into the kiss.

You pulled away to see him grinning, and his smile was so infectious that you couldn’t help but smile as well.

“What was that for, my love?”, Ahk asked curiously.

“Do I need a reason to kiss you?”, you retorted sagely.

The pharaoh blushed, “Never. I was merely curious. It isn’t often that you’re so bold”.

“Guess bold is tonight’s mood”, you smirked and attacked Ahk’s face with a flurry of smooches.

He laughed uproariously, every kiss making him laugh louder, and smile wider. You continued your vicious assault, only pausing to nuzzle his cheek or his nose, and he could do little more than cackle in delight. When at last you ceased your volley of kisses, Ahk was breathing heavily, and his cheeks were flushed with an adorable rosy hue. He smiled adoringly at you as he tried to catch his breath, his eyes twinkling with mirth.

Tentatively you stroked his cheek, a bit breathless yourself from the wild surge of smooches you’d just administered, and also from how gorgeous the man in front of you was.

“I know I’ve kissed you like, ten times, but just like another ten, please", you murmured. 

“Kiss me as many times as you wish, dearest, for I adore each one. Just as I adore you, my love”.

A surge of affection rushed through you. You couldn’t believe how lucky you were to have such a wonderful boyfriend. He was everything you’d ever wanted and more.

“I’d kiss you forever if I could”.

With that, you once again locked your lips with his. Ten more kisses, and ten after that. As many kisses as you could give in one night, because he deserved them all. He deserved all your love and more, and you were determined to love him as he deserved.

Only when the dawn started to break across the horizon did the two of you deign to return to the museum, and even then Ahk was still bombarded by your kisses. You promised more tomorrow.

“And what if you tire of kissing me, love?”, he asked cheekily.

“Impossible! I’ll never get tired of kissing you, besides, you’re too pretty not to kiss”, you winked at him.

You both laughed, and when it came time to say goodbye, the laughter made it easier.

“Until tomorrow, dear heart”.

“Until tomorrow, Ahkmenrah. I love you”.

“And I you”.

[empressdrega27]

Ooh! Those loving self-shipping asks with you and Ahk? - atomic-shipping

Aaaaaaaaaaaa I wasn’t expecting to get any asks tonight!! Thank you so much, ily!!!

1. When is your f/o the most gentle with you?

Ahk is always gentle with me tbh, cuz I’m rather monstrous in appearance and I take a lot of punishment in my line of work, so he makes it a point to be gentle and tender with me as much as possible. However, I’d say he takes extra care when I lose my temper. I’m very protective, and I don’t tolerate people’s shit so I unfortunately live up to my monstrous reputation, and when that happens Ahk’s always there to soothe my fury and bring me back to reality. He’s one of only a few people who are immune to my dragon terror aura, and he’s never been afraid of me, so him continuing to be gentle and sweet towards me even when I look like an eldritch horror is perhaps one of the cornerstones of our relationship!

2. Does your f/o have trouble expressing love to you?

Not at all! Ahk’s very open about his love and affection, and he makes sure to ensure I feel loved each and every day no matter what! He’s big on pda and when we’re apart for any length of time, he sends me little texts like “I miss you 😢” or “I hope you’re feeling well, my goddess 💕”. He’s a hopeless romantic if ever there was one~

3. Do you have trouble expressing love to your f/o?

I used to, due to my social awkwardness and my inexperience with relationships. But now I’m happy to say that I express my love to Ahk as easily as he does to me! I just have, eh, different ways of expressing my love. I’m more animalistic so I like to snuggle up against him and purr, or wrap my wings around him and lay in his lap! I’m rather cat-like in my affection actually!

4. How much do you say you love your f/o? How much do they say they love you?

I tell him every day, every time it pops into my mind, which is quite often. And he’s the same, he tells me he loves me whenever he feels he needs to, which is a lot. Not that I mind tho~

5. How does your f/o kiss?

Ahk’s kisses are full of endless passion! He pulls me down to his level and puts a hand on my cheek or on my jaw, as the other is woven into my hair or firmly holding one of my horns, and he kisses me like he hasn’t see me in weeks. Or he’ll jump into my arms and wrap his arms around my neck and kiss me all over my face before resting his forehead against mine. His kisses always hold so much meaning, and I can always tell what he’s saying with each one: “Being away from you was agony”, “You’re so beautiful, I’m so lucky to have you”, or the most common one: “You’re my wife, and that fact made me so happy I just had to kiss you so you could feel the happiness too”

6. At what point did you and your f/o start getting affectionate with each other?

Literally the moment after we confessed our feelings towards each other. But before that we would hug and he’d touch my hand or I’d catch him if he tripped and the contact would last a little longer than it should’ve cuz we secretly wanted to touch each other all the freakin time lmao. 

7. What’s your f/o’s style of affection? (Soft, reserved, nonstop, etc.)

NONSTOP. Ahk was trapped in a coffin for FIFTY YEARS, my dude he is touch starved to hell, and tbh so am I. We hold hands, we cuddle, he sits in m lap at every opportunity and I sit in his lap too (much to his smug delight lol). But he’s also soft too, gentle touches and scritches along with kisses and cuddles~

8. What’s your favorite thing your f/o does to you?

Ok so, lemme paint you a picture: I’ve been burdened with a metric fuckton of responsibility. I’m a superhero, I’m protector of the multiverse, I’m the ruler of an entire planet….. It’s a lot. And Ahk knows all of this, but you know what? He treats me like I’m just, me. I’m not Empress Elizabeth of Arkaydia, or Divine Protector. I’m just Eliz, his wife. And he’s not Ahkmenrah, fourth king, he’s just Ahk. We can be normal for a change, or at least as normal as we can get. When we get back from the museum or a mission and we get into some comfy clothes and watch the great british bake off, and Ahk runs his fingers though my hair and asks me “Have you ever made one of those?” That’s my favorite thing. Being myself, and being with him like that. There’s nothing better~

9. Who initiates things between you?

Hehe, well we’re both the culprit in that regard~ We’re both guilty of initiating a steamy makeout session which invariably leads to, other things~

10. How does your f/o keep you safe? How would you do the same?

Welp, I’m that girl that kinda doesn’t give a fuck about her own safety, so Ahk was naturally very concerned and insisted on coming with me on missions so I didn’t keep letting myself get shot or set on fire. He takes my safety very seriously, since I uh, I really don’t. He’s got magic and the power of Egypt on his side, as well and just, SO many curses. Needless to say, I feel very safe around him cuz people underestimate him, until it’s too late and they’ve been mummified alive. Now on the other hand, Ahk’s a very capable warrior. He can and does take care of himself. But he gets captured and shot at a lot and as I said earlier, I have a horrible temper. If Ahk is even remotely in danger, I go ballistic and take out the threat with deadly and terrifying accuracy. I have so many powers and abilities that I can choose the most pants shittingly scary ways to make bad guys regret they were ever born. Ahk is a force to be reckoned with, but I have no chill and I play a lot of mortal kombat. I have a monstrous reputation for a reason.

11. Who gives the smallest forms of affection?

Eh, prolly me I guess? I mean, I make lunch for him, or sweets and surprise him with them. And I like to sneak up on him and kiss his cheeks before darting away laughing. Tbh I can’t really think of any small forms of affection from Ahk, maybe cuz his affection always feels unfathomably grand to me no matter what~

12. Are you and your f/o comfortable with saying “I love you” in front of others?

HELL YEAH MY DUDE!! Ahk and I are that couple that everyone lowkey is salty at for being so lovey and perfect lmfao. We say we love each other no matter who’s in the vicinity~

13. How much time do you or your f/o devote to relaxing/cuddling?

Uh, let’s just say a large amount of our time is spent relaxing and cuddling, like a significant chunk of time lol. We buy bean bags and other things so we can cuddle in various random places, if that gives you an idea of how much time we spend in each other’s arms~

[empressdrega27]

...Head canon for being Ahk's girlfriend and Lancelot keeps flirting with you (you don't like it either) and Ahk is livid and again,is over protective of you and maybe kisses you in front of Lance to show him he is yours?

Ehehehehehehehehehe~ Oh dear me, I have far too much fun with these~

Headcanons for being Ahkmenrah’s girlfriend and being relentlessly hit on by Lancelot until Ahk’s had enough and makes a power move to show that you’re his:

*Ok, so Lancelot isn’t a bad guy

*He’s a little dumb at times, and he did some bad things, but he’s not a bad guy

*He just can’t fucking take a hint

*Lance thinks you’re “as lovely as a moonkissed pond”, whatever that means

*And as nice as it is to be complimented, it’s not Lance’s job to compliment you

*You have a boyfriend, a very protective, very no nonsense boyfriend

*You can’t blame Ahk for the way he is though

*You’ve been seriously injured twice, and one time you almost died

*Ahk has excellent cause to be wary

*And Ahk doesn’t take to kindly to other people flirting with you

*Least of the guy that almost killed him and his friends

*Yeah, you and Ahk have forgiven Lance, but you haven’t forgotten what he did

*What he almost brought about

*And Lance isn’t even your type, but he just /won’t quit/

*At first Ahk tried to be a little less…. helicopter-y, and let you handle it

*But after the freaking 5th time Lance comes barging in with some random poem he found for you, disregarding Ahk’s existence

*You’re starting to wonder if you even /can/ handle this

*Nothing you do or say seems to make Lance back off

*Needless to say, Ahkmenrah is /not/ happy

*In fact Ahk’s voice lowers an octave when Lance shows up

*Ahk’s taken to carrying a large blade, the same blade he decapitated his brother with, in order to intimidate Lance

*Ahk even flat out said “I killed my brother with this sword”

*Lance was unfazed

*You and Ahk are at your wits end

*It’s when Lance takes your hand and kisses it, that Ahk can stomach this no longer

*Ahk marches over to you, grabs your hips, and smashes his lips into yours

*You know exactly what he’s doing, and you play along, shoving your tongue into his mouth and making a number of very lewd sounds

*When the two of you pull apart, Lance is beet red and looking very uncomfortable

*”Ah, I apologize Lancelot. I thought you were aware that Y/n was my girlfriend”, Ahk says, in the most condescending tone ever

*Lance bows sharply, a brisk apology is exchanged, and he practically gallops away

*You and Ahk giggle at Lance’s hasty retreat and wonder why you didn’t think of this sooner

*Lance has finally learned his lesson, and has moved his attention to other things

*You and Ahk are beyond grateful that Lance is so easily flustered

*At last things are back to normal

*If only aggressively kissing your s/o would be a viable solution other problems too

[empressdrega27]

A visit to the Museum

@24hourshipping 

It was nearing sunset and Elizabeth and Ahkmenrah were hard at work making the museum look fantastic. It was an especially important night, as two of their dearest friends were visiting the museum for the first time! Liv and Bucky had wanted to visit the museum for a while now, and they finally had the time to, so Eliz and Ahk wanted their first visit to be spectacular. Eliz was checking the computer system while Ahk surveyed the appearance of the area, checking for any imperfections.

“Well there are still things that can be done, but I believe this is as good as it shall get”, Ahk announced.

Eliz chuckled, “It looks spotless Ahk, even McPhee was impressed and you know how much of a wet blanket he can be! The place looks amazing baby, don’t worry so much.”

Ahk sighed and laid his head against her shoulder, “You’re right my beauty, as usual. I just want everything to be perfect, after all, our guests today are extremely important!”

“Yes, but you know they wouldn’t want you to work yourself up like this on their account! They’ll just be happy to be here!’

Ahk pressed a kiss to his love’s shoulder and hummed in agreement.

Just as Eliz finished checking the final system, the sun sank beneath the horizon and the tablet began to glow with magic. Ahk’s eyes glowed faintly as well and a brilliant smile overtook his face as the exhibits came to life.

Teddy Roosevelt hopped off his horse and jogged over to Ahk, pulling him into a hug.

“Ahkmenrah my boy! How are you?”, the president asked.

“I am doing quite well Teddy! And you?”, Ahk replied.

“Oh can’t complain! What’s the occasion? I haven’t seen the museum this clean since McPhee was entertaining those big name celebrities!”

“Well you see, two dear friends of ours are coming to visit the museum for the first time, and we wanted to make it an absolutely incredible evening for them!”, Ahk exclaimed.

“Bully! Why don’t you make an announcement? Rally everyone together!”

“That’s a great idea!”, Eliz interjected, “That way everyone can be their very best!”

Ahk smiled and took the intercom, “Attention everyone, this is Ahkmenrah speaking, and I have a very important announcement for you all; Two very special people shall be visiting our museum this night, and it is imperative that you are all on your best behavior! These people are very important to Elizabeth and me, so please let us show them an evening they shall never forget!!”

A chorus of cheers sounded through the museum and everyone prepared themselves for what was certain to be a grand event. 

The doors opened for the museum’s extended night hours, and guests started to filter in. It was only a matter of time now. 

“I’m so excited!”, Eliz’s tail swished back and forth in anticipation.

“As am I, my love!”, Ahk clasped Eliz’s hand in his and they waited for Liv and Bucky to come through the doors.

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Bad Ending AU (not canon)

Soooooo @24hourshipping wrote a similar fic and I figured I would write the bad end for my universe as well! It’s exceptionally sad lmao

Please don’t read if you’re prone to depressive episodes as a result of angst, it’s under a cut for those that don’t want the sad~

Elizabeth sobbed, paying no attention to the ache in her ribs or the searing pain in her chest. She had better things to worry about after all. The man of her dreams was dying, and there was nothing she could do. Lancelot refused to hand over the tablet, it seemed he was determined to end his life, as well as the lives of all the exhibits.

“You monster!! Why can’t you just grow a pair and give me the tablet?!”, Eliz shrieked, her voice hoarse from crying, “Why can’t you just leave us alone? They’ve done nothing to you and you’re killing them!!”

“This is not a life worth living, creature!”, Lancelot spat bitterly, “To be nothing but a wax figure, ogled and ridiculed by lesser folk, I shan’t have it! You should thank me, I’m giving all these poor souls the rest they deserve.”

“NO!! YOU’RE A COWARD, AFRAID TO LIVE WHEN YOU KNOW YOUR EXISTENCE IS A LIE!! YOU WERE NEVER REAL, AND YOU CAN’T DEAL WITH THAT!! YOU’RE NO KNIGHT, YOU’RE NOTHING BUT A GOOD FOR NOTHING FAKE!! YOU DON’T DESERVE TO BEAR THE NAME LANCELOT, BECAUSE I’VE MET HIM AND YOU’RE A POOR IMITATION!!”, Eliz’s voice shook the building and Lance’s eyes widened, perhaps in indignation, perhaps in fear, but Elizabeth didn’t care.

All she cared about was Ahk, and he wasn’t doing well at all. It was horrible, more awful than she could have possibly imagined. Ahk was decomposing, slowly transforming back to a mummy, and all Eliz could do was watch. He raised a hand and shakily tried to push her face so that she was facing away from him, but he was so weak he could barely manage even that.

“Please…… look away……. I…… I don’t want you…….to see me…...like this”, he rasped.

Eliz’s eyes shone with tears and she grabbed his hand and kissed it.

“No, I want to look at you, cuz you’re beautiful no matter what, and I want to see you, I want to look at you forever. I love you”.

The pharaoh blinked a tear from his eyes and smiled at her, “Even when I look like this…… you are still so kind to me. My……… goddess.”

Eliz’s eyes widened as his body continued to wither away and his soul began to slip from his body.

“N-no…. No! You can’t leave me!! Please!! Please don’t go!! I can’t…..”, her voice broke, “I don’t know what I’ll do without you!!!”

She turned sharply and watched as Lancelot froze, the tablet slipping from his hands. As if in slow motion, Eliz saw the tablet fall and hit the concrete, and in a single horrible moment…..

It shattered into a million pieces.

The dragoness screamed, watching as all the exhibits returned to their frozen and inanimate forms, and she returned her gaze to Ahk. A ragged sob tore from her chest as she looked at the mummy that only hours ago was her mate. He was near unrecognizable, and even his clothes looked worn and ancient, his crown tarnished as the tablet had been.

Eliz sobbed, her anguished cries echoing throughout the night air. She suddenly stood and limped to the remains of the tablet, shouting a spell though her tears. It had no effect. She screamed it over and over again but nothing happened, and Eliz screamed again.

Her breathing became ragged and she spun to where Lancelot’s wax figure stood, it’s face still wide eyed. Eliz snarled and drew a breath before exhaling sharply, a jet of white-blue fire bursting forth from her open maw and completely decimating the wax figure. Not even ashes remained of Lancelot now.

Eliz turned and with a wave of her hands a few portals opened, closing gently around each exhibit and transporting them back to their home, back to the museum. Larry and Nicky followed through another portal, and when they arrived they stood together silently, watching their friend with sad expressions.

As quiet as a ghost, Eliz placed every exhibit in their rightful place, but she couldn’t change their pained expressions, nor could she fix their poses. It didn’t matter though. Lastly, Eliz picked up Ahk, and her heart ached at how light his body felt. She walked silently to his tomb, sliding open his sarcophagus and placing him gently inside. On the lid were sticky notes with doodles she had drawn for him, and a nightlight shaped like a smiling cat. There was a pillow that he had found, full of microbeads but strangely not enough so that the pillow was always too squishy. He had loved it though, because it was purple, like her.

She tried to take the items that were laid in his sarcophagus, but she couldn’t bring herself too. Something about taking them felt wrong, and she wanted the things he loved to remain there with him. Instead she took the one thing that she knew he would want her to have; his cloak.

She replaced it with a copy, one she had made long ago in case his real one went missing. That seemed like such a faraway time now. Eliz put the cloak over her shoulders, and she looked down one final time. It was then that her legs gave out and she collapsed beside him.

“Why? Why does everyone I love die? Why does everything that makes me happy get taken away from me? Why did you have to take him?! WHY COULDN’T YOU HAVE TAKEN ME INSTEAD?! HE DIDN’T DESERVE THIS!! HE WAS GOOD AND KIND AND I LOVED HIM!!!”, her voice died to a mere whisper, “I loved him so much”.

There was so much she wanted to say to him, the man she had loved so deeply. So many words that were yet to be spoken, and would now never be said. Eliz pulled the lid closed and set the heavy slab of stone on top. She then looked at the wall where the tablet would be, and she wondered what to put in it’s place.

An idea struck her and she held her hand out, a beam of magical energy carving a message into the wall. It was written in runes that couldn’t be read by mortal beings and it could never be removed or covered. And with that, Elizabeth walked out of the tomb and down the stairs and through the doors of the museum for the last time.

Larry and Nicky never saw her again.

That day the city was in an uproar of the theft of the Tablet of Ahkmenrah and the strange message that the thief supposedly left. No one ever figured out what it said.

Only the dragoness who wrote it knew, for the words were seared into her forever;

‘Here lies the man I love,

Taken from me by a cowardly wretch,

I return him here to be amongst his family,

For they were killed as well,

And here I also leave my heart,

For it belongs to him,

And I have no more use for it anyways.’

Signed, The Fallen Goddess

Drega was rarely seen, for she seldom left her home anymore. Her soul had been shattered as surely as the tablet was, and there was nothing that could repair it. And no matter how much she wanted to, the dragoness was cursed to never die, so she would live forever with a broken heart.

But she was far more clever than that.

It is said that she went to the realm between realms, that she went to the void of worlds and closed her eyes to reality. Casting herself and her responsibilities away.

The universe saw her and granted her the rest she desired, but still her soul could not reach his.

It seems that this story has no happy ending.

[empressdrega27]

I LOVE the over protective Ahk HC! Could you please do a part two where they meet the REAL Kah and once again reader get hurt and he almost loses her for real this time (angsty as heck) but it ends fluffy?

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Hello yes, I loved writing those, so you bet I’ll do a part 2!

Angsty Headcanons for Ahkmenrah almost losing you to a near fatal injury inflicted by the real Kahmunrah:

*Well when you saw on the news that they’d found a new mummy

*You were most definitely not expecting this

*New mummy turned out to be Kahmunrah 

*The real Kahmunrah

*Yeah, turns out that Ahk’s theory was correct

*The Kah you met at the Smithsonian was just a wax figure of him

*And the real one is way worse

*He hates Ahk more than you could possibly imagine

*And he hates you because you’re with Ahk

*The real Kah kinda went insane after he came into power

*And the insanity is still there

*So now here you are, tied tightly to Ahk’s sarcophagus

*Kah’s wild expression is enough to tell you that this is no game

*Ahk arrives, khopesh in hand, ready to fight Kah and save you

*Neither of you expected Kah to stab you the moment he laid eyes on his brother

*Kah takes the large dagger on his hip, and drives it into your torso

*You scream and wail in pain and fear as Kah cackles madly

*He rips the blade from your body and drops you

*Ahk screams, and the sorrow and terror in his voice makes you hurt almost as much as the stab wound

*This time Ahk pulls no punches

*He charges forward and swings the khopesh with enough force to shatter bone on impact

*Unfortunately for Kah, Ahk is wielding a weapon specifically designed to cut

*And cut it does

*Ahk’s swing is violent enough that Kah can’t dodge in time, and the blade cleanly decapitates him

*Kah turns to dust instantly

*You gasp in horror and then scream again in pain

*Ahk rushes to you, and hold you against him

*He takes his cloak and uses it to try and stop the bleeding

*But it’s no use, your vision is fading and you know deep down that you’re going to die

*Ahk sobs and screams, begging you to stay with him

*”N-no! Y/n please!! Stay with me! Gods, don’t leave me!! I can’t *sob*, I can’t live without you….”

*You put your hand on his heart and tell him you love him

*You hear him screaming in agony as your vision goes black

*Later, you awaken in a hospital bed

*You’re hooked to a plethora of various machines and tubes

*One of which goes to a blood transfusion bag

*You shift a bit and groan

*The pain reminds you of what happened

*You gasp and panic a bit

*Where’s Ahk?!

*What happened to him?!

*Is he okay?!

*Your heart monitor goes off and a nurse runs into your room

*She tells you that you’ve been in a coma for a week

*You ask for a phone and dial the museum’s number

*But you quickly realize that calling the museum in the middle of the day and asking to talk to Ahkmenrah, would probably earn you a longer hospital stay

*So you call Larry instead

*He informs you that Ahk carried you to the foyer and called an ambulance

*And that Atilla had to physically drag him back into the museum, as the sun was coming up

*Larry also tells you that since your condition was so severe, they weren’t allowing any visitors to see you

*But since you’re awake, they might now

*Sure enough, when Larry and Nicky come to see you later that day, the nurses let them in

*And later that night, Larry brings Ahk to see you

*He barrels into your room (dressed in modern clothes) and throws himself at you

*He’s sobbing uncontrollably and he keeps apologizing to you

*”I’m so s-sorry, m-my love. T-this is all m-my fault… I’m a horrible, w-worthless wretch for letting this h-happen!”

*You grab him and assure him that it’s not his fault

*No one knew that it was Kahmunrah, and even if they did, how would the events have turned out any differently?

*You coax him up to you and kiss him gently

*He curls up in your bed and holds you close all night

*Every time a nurse comes in to check your vitals, Ahk tenses and holds you tighter

*After you’re released from the hospital, he keeps a very close eye on you

*Anyone who’s too rough with you or makes you wince, is given either a stern talking to

*Or an ass whooping, depending on how much they hurt you

*One of the vikings teased you for being in the hospital so long, and one of them smacked you on the back

*You passed out from the pain, and Ahk knocked every single viking unconscious

*He’s very protective of you, and he dotes on you more than ever

*He’s learned to bake, just so he can make you cookies when you’re in pain 

*And if you have nightmares from the incident, he’s there to chase them away

*He’s such a doll, it’s unbelievable 

*You’re so grateful for him, and you know that your recovery would’ve been unbearable without him

*He’s also started taking precautions against further threats

*Curses, boobytraps, and other manner of horror inducing protective measures against any would be attackers 

*Hopefully he’ll never have to use them

*For now though, Ahk’s just overjoyed that you lived

*He tells you every day how much he loves you, and how glad he is to have you

*You tell him the same, you’d be dead without him after all

[empressdrega27]

Head canon for your first kiss with Ahkmenrah? Thank you! I love your writing!

No problem! And thank you!

Headcanons for your first kiss with Ahkmenrah:

*It goes one of two ways

*Either he pulls you close and says some obscenely romantic line, before pressing his lips to yours

*Or you catch him of guard with an equally romantic line and kiss /him/

*Either way, you guy’s first kiss is very sweet

*It’s a little slow, as you’re both a little stunned

*How can I be kissing this amazing person right now?, you both say internally

*After a few moments, Ahk’ll put his hand on your cheek

*If you wrap your arms around his neck, he’ll absolutely melt

*When you pull away, it’s like time is standing still

*You still can’t believe that just happened

*So you kiss him again to make sure you’re not dreaming~

[empressdrega27]

maybe a head canon where you and ahk are really kissing and things get kinda heated but Larry walks in and sees it and everything gets awkward as heck 😂

*sings* It’s gettin hot in here, so take off all your clothes~

Suggestive stuff is my jam oml

Headcanons for having a heated makeout session with Ahkmenrah, when Larry walks in and things get awkward:

 *Let’s be real

*You pushed Ahk down onto the sofa

*Straddled him

*And basically shoved your tongue into his mouth

*Not that he’s complaining though

*If the grip he has on your hips is any indication~

*So there you are

*Moaning and panting into perhaps the most heated makeout session you’ve ever had

*While the most gorgeous man in existence clings to you like you’re a divine entity

*When suddenly

*You both hear a high pitched wheezing noise

*You pull back from Ahk, breathing like you’ve just run a marathon 

*And you see Larry

*Standing stock still in the doorway

*His face is beet red and he looks as though he’d be eternally grateful if the floor swallowed him alive

*Ahk’s eyes flutter open and and he looks dazed

*He almost looks drunk, and you momentarily feel smug at the knowledge that your kisses are so intoxicating 

*As Ahk returns to his senses, he too looks and sees Larry standing frozen in the doorway

*An irritated scowl permeates his features

*”Guardian of Brooklyn, is there not somewhere else you need to be?”

*You cock your head and smirk, jokingly remarking to Ahk that Larry might be one of the ones who likes to watch

*Somehow, Larry blushes even redder and sputters indignantly before shuffling off to who knows where

*You vaguely hear him mutter about “damned young people not knowing how to lock a door”

*Ahk and you share a laugh before you push him down once more and grin devilishly

*After all, who said you were done?~