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bye idiots

tumblr fucked itself so im leaving for twitter @ dregadude and furaffinity @ dregadude. im queueing this for both tomorrow and two weeks from now so it’ll be on the other side of my queued posts. thanks for >500 followers, see you on the other side..........

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Pink Diamond Never Died

She Tucked Her Arms And Legs Into Her Belley. Curled Up Into A Ball. And She Just Rolled Away

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writing prompts

you astral project into mark hamill's penis

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i was wondering why they stopped putting those buildable sentences in pokemon games

then i figured it out for myself

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tumblr right now

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me, 5 minutes after making a post: hello and welcome to please reblog. this is a show where I take this really good post I made and try to get my mutuals to reblog it. let's take a look at my last post and see what we can improve

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so i started DMing a biweekly d&d 5e campaign!!! you can take a listen in the link above, or on soundcloud here!

In this first episode, our heroes meet the king and our players meet each other's characters for the first time. They promptly make for the seaside fortress, and have a tense forest encounter. Swigacht hits the road. Vincent realizes his aim could use some work. Tynus exhibits shocking competence. Noelle tries her hand at lawlessness. Enjoy!

Your players are: @dregadude (drega) - DM @jeesideslug (jee) - Swigacht, Half-Orc Barbarian  @sandstriker (sand) - Vincent, Tabaxi Gunslinger @bird-cult (bird) - Tynus, Aarakocra Ranger @bluespacequeen (blue) - Noelle, Human Cleric

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lawful evil: bathrooms with a light switch you can't find cause it's pitch dark when you enter

neutral evil: same but the light switch is so far away you have to enter and let the door close to turn on the light

chaotic evil: motion activated bathroom lights that turn off when you're halfway through a poop