#drenchedinbutter

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Trader Joe's is saucy...just like you. - Trader Joe's February Fearless Flyer

"I thought it was funny. You didn't think it's funny??"

Hi Stephie. No.

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"Look at that hourglass figure!" So my roommate likes to take random stalker pictures of me and send it to my phone with interesting commentary. Even though we were in the same room.

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“Don’t be mean to Cave, he just wants to see what we’re doing,” GLaDOS held him up to her eye level, their noses almost touching. “Isn’t that right, sir?” She almost cooed.

Spitting Image by Whootsies

halp how do draw cat

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Your phone has Siri and it's black. So it should be named Sirius Black! (from Harry Potter)

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HIYA STRANGER! :D <---that's supposed to be an evil grin.

(WTF WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AGAIN)

1. First impression: ...Oh. Oh someone is actually asking me to sit with them at lunch. ;A; WHAT ARE THESE WARM AND FUZZY FEELINGS SUDDENLY I'M NOT SO ALOOOOOONE2. Truth is: You are an adorable, wonderfully giving person.3. How old do you look: 16 : |4. Have you ever made me laugh: Almost every day5. Have you ever made me mad: ...Close, a few times. But it's been so many years; that's hard to avoid.6. Best feature: You feed meeeee~7. Have I ever had a crush on you: LOLOLOLOLOL between all those side jobs? Who has time for that8. You’re my: roommate >:|9. Name in my phone: Maltese Suicider10. Should you post this too? Ahahaha if you want to bother?

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If you were my girlfriend, I'd pluck all of your leg hairs and keep them in a jar. And I will rub my cheeks along your legs every night before I go to sleep.

I don't know who this anon actually is

I am going to blame the two creeper!roommates