#dress problem

[mycapt-ohcapt]

I was feeling my OFC Nicole in my head tonight and the girl wanted to go dress shopping online. Here are some of the fun little finds she picked up for work and fun with Chris 😊🥿👗👠👡👜 (yeah, quarantine brain is real, but I’m also working on my story again 🤗)

[daylightat4am]

Wiecie... zawsze czułam się nieswojo w jakich kolwiek sukienkach lub spódniczkach ze strachu, że ktoś może coś zobaczyć. To straszne uczucie kiedy się człowiek obawia takich głupot. My kobiety chyba mamy ogólnie problem z naszym ciałem i naszym wyglądem. Zrozumiałam, że nie powinno mnie obchodzić to, że ktoś zobaczy moje majtki, ponieważ wiatr zawieje mi sukienkę albo spódniczka mi się dziwnie podwinie kiedy zakładam buty. Jeśli ktoś ma bulwers, że zobaczył za dużo niż by chciał to jego problem. Zdarza się to nawet takim cudownym kobietkom jak księżna Kate, której ubiory są nienaganne. 🤷‍♀️

[sorinkavglazy]

Ok. I'm trying.

[adjectivenounnumber]

Hello. This is a PSA:

So the dress problem.

Some say it has to do with emotions or the structure of your brain. That is not the case. If you look at the photo, you will notice a bright light source in the top corner. 

When I first looked at the picture, I saw it as I would see something in front of me. I decided the bright light would heavily illuminate anything in front of it, and so I automatically corrected the colors slightly darker. All of this happened without my being aware of it, because it would happen if I was looking at a well-lit dress irl, and so I saw black and blue.

When my father first looked at the picture, he saw it from the perspective that it was not real, but a picture. He assumed the light would make the camera lens close up and not absorb the colors as well, so he automatically corrected the colors slightly lighter, again without being aware of what he was doing. He therefore saw it as white and gold.

After some research online, we discovered an article which had applied digital editing to the photo. When corrected for excess brightness, it turned black and blue. When corrected for being washed out, it turned white and gold. 

Finally, we looked for a photographer's perspective. The general consensus seems to be that the light source in the photo would, in fact, have caused the camera to close up and take in less of the dress's color.

I saw black and blue because I was looking as though it was in front of me.

The dress, in reality, is white and gold.

[mwob]

I bought a dress for my aunts wedding, ordered it from modcloth US and payed a lot in taxes, and the dress doesn't even fit......

[c0ldasfir3]

I need a dress for my brother's wedding.

But of course it's either a nice dress but in small sizes or my size but horrific. Well screw you. I'm going to make it for myself. And it will be 100 times better.