#driftingsanity

[mathprofessorquotes]

Look at that beautiful board work. What I should have done back when I lived in New York is be a graffiti artist. I could’ve done calculus in the subway.

Calculus professor

[mathprofessorquotes]

Now we use the normal FTC given to us by the calculus gods.

Calculus professor

[mathprofessorquotes]

Don't be afraid of hyperbolic trig! It's white fluffy kittens.

Calculus professor

[mathprofessorquotes]

You're cold? Go stand in the corner. It's 90 degrees over there.

Calculus professor

[oliverror-blog]

I hate you palemons

I was tagged bluuuuhhhhh okey okey are you ready

Rule 1: Always post the rules Rule 2: Answer the questions the person asked then write new ones Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them

1) weirdest crossover fic you’ve ever read? Teletubbies and Harry Potter don't even look at me

2) did you ever have a meme phase or a weeb phase? if so, describe it. I had a vague meme phase and it was a mix of slutty, terrifying, Hot Topic-infested, and luckily pretty short.

3) do you identify strongly with/feel a connection to one or several fictional character(s)? if so, who is/are they? Oh man umm I have a pretty strong connection to APH America because I look quite a but like him, and with Rufioh Nitram because I feel like he and I are one in the same u feel me. Also I don't watch SNK religiously but I have a feeling I would like Hanji.

4) if you met your six-year-old self, what would you say to them? would you warn them about anything in the future, or would you choose not to? Don't paint your room purple, kid. Don't fucking do it. Try brown or even just a darker purple. Y'know, something that doesn't burn the retinas. Also don't jump into "romance" too fast because I know that you did so in middle school and basically ruined your childhood. Chill. High school will come soon enough, and it's really not all that fantastic. Also wear your fuckin back brace you little delinquent or else you'll have to get metal rods shoved down your spine and that's not a fun or inexpensive experience literally why are you being such a baby about it.

5) one celebrity that should be blasted into outer space (excluding justin beiber, because that is a fucking weak answer you hippie): Perez Hilton counts as a celebrity right

Ok now for my questions

1) Why are you on tumblr? (not right this moment, but why did you get an account in the first place):

2) If you could change one physical thing about yourself, what would it be?

3) Ok you have 5 kisses from anyone anywhere, including fictional characters and celebrities. Who would you choose to kiss you? (Reminder that this doesn't have to be a romantic kiss it could be a forehead kiss or a hug or whatever):

4) Poof, a time machine appears. Where (or when, rather) do you go first, and why?

5) Gif or jif?

TAGGING:

1. traviisano (lol nerd)

2. fresakiwi

3. itspantsoclock

4. driftingsanity

5. basicserendipity

6. trenchcoatkid

7. leafpure

8. technologyoverreality

9. windferret

10. gallifrey-falls-no-m0re

11. swagnussen

[traviisano]

Answer this with ten facts about yourself then pass it to your ten favourite followers (◕‿◕✿)

i go to the oakland school for the ohonhonhon baguette oui oui

yes we r fox fight me

my url knows what u did in the dark and it wants u to write a 2 page formalist analysis on it

i dont trust people who have 5 year old kids or only drink half a juisce box that is some straight up satanic shit

im also p suire the alegrbra 2 and one of the music teachers from like nebraska or persria or something r secretly in homo 2gether 5ever 

hahaaaha we have like 2 algbrea 2 teachers good luck figuring out which 1 u nerd

actually ever1 in that building is in homo 2gether 

bowling alleys make me a ngry

yeeharg gee wizzicle phyciscl dillywho

i havent slept since thorsday and bought a yiddish dictionary 4 like 5 crack cocaine what a time 2 be alive god bless