SU CHARACTERS AS DRIL TWEETS
STEVEN:(does some notes on a guitar) I Have been through my life a good man. I am a clever man (does some more notes and fucks it up) I m nice too
GARNET: i will never "honk if im horny" .
AMETHYST: i hope to one day eat 10'000 calories a day
PEARL: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian .
ROSE: spend a lot of time thinking about how sometimes even war criminals can be heroes sometimes... Dont like it? Click the unfollow buttobn
RUBY: let's all kick the BTK killer's ass, all of us who make the good tweets,. we've got to meet up and beat the BTK killer's ass and go on dates
SAPPHIRE: Im going to shut the computer off until people learn to be more mature about life. In tge mean time, suck my dick
GREG: ah.. why is it that computers can send hateful commentary thorugh the modem... but weren't design to send something nice.. like a Song
CONNIE: watch the first 45 minutes of the film, read the entire beeteljuice manga, then watch the rest of the film, or fucko ff
PERIDOT: i shoukld be allowed to do kindergarten again. im pretty sure i would absolutely fucking nail it this time
LAPIS: my body is 70% water mother fucker. guns cannot harm me
JASPER: know what. im not fucking sorry. the "12 days" project has been fairly solid thus far. as if the shit you people post is better?? get fucked
LARS: im an exhausting person to be around but once you get to knnow me im actually a giant shithead with irredeemable mouth
SADIE: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and NIce manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
RONALDO: theres a 3rd babe movie where he turns into a human at the end. beautifully done scene. the pigs dream comes true. the government Blocked it
ONION: i will tell you this right now: I'm from hell. Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage unfold brutally