"Opinion: Synthesizers aren't a REAL instrument."
Drinking Game: Every time you send an opinion that my muse hates or disagrees with, they will have to take a shot of whiskey.
Drink: #1
“Well then...”, Liam began, an insolent, cocksure smirk audible in his tone. In mock-consideration he swayed his glass and watched the ice cubes rocking like rowboats in the stormy sea of his disgustingly watered down drink. “Let me tell ye how wrong you are.” He took a sip and leaned back. “First, ye’re afraid of progress. Second, What is a ‘real’ instrument even? Not electronic? Yeah, ye don’t need me to spell it out for ye, innit? Oh! I got another one: it ain’t an instrument ‘cause it plays itself. Ye don’t need no musician! Blimey, what a world we live in! Music just writes and plays itself. Guess, yeah, that deffy makes a synthesizer not an instrument. It makes it bloody God.”














