#drinking fun

[irn7997-blog]

Summers here and it’s party time

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[souphand]

so remember when I posted selfies and was like gettin smashed on rosé well I didn't actually drink that much but I finished the bottle tonight and I'm a monster and the wine just sat out for a day so it was vinegar so I chugged it im a monster I'm a monster I'm a monster

[skiphilia]

Message drunk me

[ghostly-pyropes]

cracked open the alcohol I got for Christmas (thanks mom?). Used my Kahlua to make spiked chocolate milk and it's really good. 

[diagonallyy]

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[fucksdontfly]

Literally like it's not my fault being drunk is so much more fun than not being drunk tbh

[adorabubblewhoreabubble]

[11:06:31 PM] VIXIE PIXIE: u drunk yet?

[11:07:53 PM] Glabekepker: a lil probally

[11:08:09 PM] Glabekepker: i only had one drunk but i can fel it coursing through my tired viens

[11:08:42 PM] VIXIE PIXIE: lausgh omg

[11:08:49 PM] VIXIE PIXIE: quick what's your best idea

[11:09:57 PM] Glabekepker: i almost w rong dong

[11:10:01 PM] Glabekepker: whoops

[11:10:02 PM] Glabekepker: i'm tired

[11:10:20 PM] VIXIE PIXIE: wrong dong

[11:10:51 PM] Glabekepker: [10:10:42 PM] Doglel: squishy doughnut bits (heart)

[10:10:51 PM] Glabekepker: ur a doughntu

[11:11:15 PM] Glabekepker: ngfl i kind of w3ant some mozzarella sticks

[11:11:23 PM] Glabekepker: i 'm not gonna fix that

[11:11:30 PM] VIXIE PIXIE: yeah no that's a bad idea

[11:11:44 PM] Glabekepker: [10:11:10 PM] Doglel: no u

[10:11:27 PM] Doglel: ur soft, squishy, puffy and sweet

[10:11:35 PM] Glabekepker: puf y

[10:11:40 PM] Glabekepker: PUFFY AMI Y UMI

[11:11:51 PM] Glabekepker: YEA H

[11:11:53 PM] Glabekepker: CARTOON

[11:11:53 PM] Glabekepker: S

[11:12:11 PM] Glabekepker: i'm gonna sit up to try and type better

[11:12:15 PM] Glabekepker: there we go

[11:13:05 PM] VIXIE PIXIE: omfg

[11:13:12 PM] VIXIE PIXIE: well that certainly explains one question i had

[11:13:40 PM] VIXIE PIXIE: jordan says that you and doogle are almost as gross as we are

[11:13:50 PM] Glabekepker: he' trying really ahrd to get in my pantes

[11:13:55 PM] Glabekepker: i can tell

[11:13:58 PM] VIXIE PIXIE: is it working?

[11:13:59 PM] Glabekepker: no

[11:14:04 PM] Glabekepker: it never works with me

[11:14:08 PM] Glabekepker: but it's cute

[11:14:11 PM] Glabekepker: so i'll give him that much

[11:14:16 PM] VIXIE PIXIE: laughs

[11:14:18 PM] VIXIE PIXIE: well at least there's that

[11:14:24 PM] Glabekepker: throws phone at something hard

[11:14:36 PM] VIXIE PIXIE: "this seems oddly familiar. I wonder if i've had this kind of conversation with someone before"

[11:14:41 PM] Glabekepker: i hope it didn't break

[11:14:47 PM] VIXIE PIXIE: yOU ACTUALLY THREW IT!?

[11:14:52 PM] Glabekepker: yeah

[11:14:55 PM] VIXIE PIXIE: WHY

[11:14:58 PM] Glabekepker: because

[11:15:04 PM] Glabekepker: i didn't want it by the water anymroe

[11:15:13 PM] Glabekepker: i hpoe it's okay

[11:15:31 PM] VIXIE PIXIE: oh my god

[11:15:39 PM] VIXIE PIXIE: i think there might have been a better solution than throwing

[11:15:48 PM] Glabekepker: it's a brick i think it can handle it

[11:16:09 PM] VIXIE PIXIE: is it a nokia

[11:16:24 PM] VIXIE PIXIE: "if it was a nokia the wall would be gone"

[11:16:39 PM] Glabekepker: i want to have neough frake dragon mone y to buy a bunch of breedhance scrolls and get drunk enough to turn all my dragons into spirals

[11:16:54 PM] Glabekepker: i know someone who did that once

[11:16:56 PM] VIXIE PIXIE: do it

[11:17:17 PM] Glabekepker: not even pspirals though

[11:17:20 PM] Glabekepker: tudnras

[11:17:33 PM] Glabekepker: even beter

[11:17:57 PM] VIXIE PIXIE: i'm laughing so hard oh my god help

[11:21:54 PM] Glabekepker: [10:17:55 PM] Doglel: so whatcha gonna do tonight?

[10:21:41 PM] Glabekepker: die

[11:22:12 PM] VIXIE PIXIE: OMG

[11:22:55 PM] Glabekepker: [11:21 PM] Doogle Tho:

donut can't be kill

and squeeze

ur mine to snug

and rub

and pet

[11:23:00 PM] Glabekepker: trying so hard