Sep 29, 2025
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I'm funny I swear
Shit I’ve Heard or Said At DnD Sentence Starters
Sometimes DnD sessions can lead to you saying and/or hearing things you never thought you’d say. Whether your muses are playing a session themselves, or in some sort of DnD-esque AU, the context is yours to decide. As usual, feel free to change some words around as needed!
“Great, we’ve entered Hogwartz school of witchcraft and bullshit.”
“Now I’m imagining a wizard wearing lingerie, unfortunately.”
“Oh! This is the skincare stuff I made ___ rub all over his head! He looked like a ballsack for two days after that!”
“Why do older siblings always want to beat the other one up?”
“Because we stole our parent's love and affection.”
“I’m putting my sock in the microwave!!”
“Go hug a lawnmower!”
“I’m going to barricade the door, you fuckheads!!”
“Beam me up Scotty, I wish to fuck off.”
“I nearly pissed myself.”
“If this skeleton comes to life I swear to God I’m jumping off the balcony.”
“I am a demigod, bitch!!”
“She’s having lady issues!!”
“So this is basically ye old twitter.”
“No one likes ___ all she does is scream ‘WHO ARE YOU?!’“
"Don't eat babies."
"Open bar tonight. Drink as much as you want: leave no fucking trace."
"Quit pissing God off, it never ends well."
"God has left the chat!!"
"I may have leaves on my hair and mud on my tits, but you cant treat me like dirt!!"
"Does ____ normally punch demons out of existence like that or...?"
"Roll a nat one for deep throating the banana."
"Hey look, you finally hit something!!"
"Why did you pelvic thrust towards the toilet?"
"Anyone have a lighter, I'm gonna smoke this pretzel."
What are you drinking?
@an-unlikely-duo said:
🍹 - Nines shyly slid the cocktail over to Gavin. He knew what the last time happened but maybe he wanted to see what a happy drunk gavin would look like
Send an icon to give my muse a drink. The more drinks they get the drunker they will become. CLOSED
Gavin lifted his head from the counter, and grinned as he saw his favorite android giving him another cocktail. “Niiiines,” he said happily, more interested in him than the actual drink, he reached out to try to hug him. Nines was just... so good to him. But he fuckin’ stumbled and just faceplanted into Nines’s chest. But that was okay... he liked Nines’s chest. “Mmf...”
