story time so I have a free day today and crawl out of bed by 2 pm, heading for the kitchen in search of food and drinks no one's here and the table is empty since the rest of my family is at work/school I open the fridge and find a post it note stuck to the milk carton. I drink a lot of milk. like, a LOT. often several cups per day apparently it's gotten so out of hand that she now places instructions on chores I'm supposed to do in the fridge. On the fucking milk carton. So I'm sure to find it. Wow








