“I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.” (Teen Allie @ Zara!) **•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚ HALLOWEEN PICK-UP LINES MEME @driveoffintothesunset
Zara turned to Allie slowly, expression blank other than a slight amused wariness in her eyes. Her tone was deadpan as she replied, fully expecting some kind - if not an endless amount - of euphemisms to come. “And is your sword a dick?”












