💍( SHOSHANNA ) i hope this is okay :-)
send me ‘💍’ for our muses to wake up married after a night of heavy drinking
––––––––––––SHE HAD DONE her share of stupid things when drunk. there had been a night during her freshman year of college when she went to an open bar and got so shit-faced that she walked the five mile walk home alone and woke up drunk, somehow explaining to her professor she got food poisoning the night before. she had snuck into places she wasn’t supposed to be at and agreed to do things she wasn’t supposed to do. it wasn’t like this was unfamiliar. however, she was sure she would never get married. so when she woke up the first thing she noticed was the ring on her ring finger. it was too foreign for her to have forgotten, and even through how disgusting she felt, she was in the right mind to recognize it. and you see, it would have been funny, easily pushed off, a ring misplaced if it weren’t for the other with a similar ring on their ring fingers and a haphazardly signed wedding certificate on the floor. and so, the only thing she seems to be able to do, is shake the other awake, only slightly panicked. ‘ when did we get married ?! ’
