Feb 27, 2015
drlegolas and the chew toy engineer are having a loud argument over the tumblr dress.
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drlegolas and the chew toy engineer are having a loud argument over the tumblr dress.
I have amazing unit-mates. For Christmas, we decorated our unit based on a campaign to impeach the student body chaplain (who lives in the unit). Includes our amazing weather forecaster donutsforthewin with his "Clarknado" report and poet/actor prodigy drlegolas performing "How the Clark Stole Christmas." I am the shady looking scientist equipped with goggles and a tin-foil hat.
Facepalming is a swift action
GM: You see a magical fountain, emitting a golden glow that fills the entire room.
Arinatar (played by me): I cast Detect Magic.
GM: You are unable to determine the exact nature of the magic.
Perry (played by donutsforthewin): I use Perception to inspect the fountain.
GM: You find runes around the bottom. In addition, you find a single gold piece.
Gunforth the Callipygous: (growing impatient) I take water from the fountain-
Arintar: DON'T DRINK IT YET I STILL NEED TO DO MAGIC AND/OR SCIENCE ON THIS THING. I use Knowledge: Arcana.
GM: The only words you are able to interpret are "blessing" and "offering."
Ignatius the Burninator (played by drlegolas): I stick my head in the water and drink.
GM: Roll d10. The water doesn't agree with you; you are now -2 on all saving throws.
Arintar: DANG IT MIKE. Is facepalming a swift action?
Perry: We should try putting in an offering.
Arintar: Let's use that dead lizard we looted from the goblins earlier. I throw it in.
GM: The fountain stops glowing.
Arintar: All right, be that way. I'm keeping the lizard. I fish out the lizard and dry it off.
fifteen minutes later . . .
Arintar: Perhaps we should have put in something more valuable.
GM: Well there WAS a gold piece right next to it.
That Escalated Quickly
me: pestering drlegolas
drlegolas: i'll just have to use THIS (pulls out PVC pipe from closet)
me: i'll just have to use THIS (pulls out bo staff from behind door)
drlegolas: THIS is more useful (takes plastic lightsaber off of shelf)
me: deflect THIS (removes loaded nerf gun from drawer and shoots drlegolas six times)
drlegolas: draws Harry Potter wand
drlegolas and I have discovered that amazon.com sells food. We may never leave campus again.
@drlegolas: *walks into room*
me: so tumblr has kind of exploded.
drlegolas: why? i haven't been on the internet all day.
me: the hobbit trailer came out.
drlegolas: hegggggggghhhhh!
drlegoas: *watches trailer* HEGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
me: correction. tumblr and my roommate have kind of exploded.
Changed url from "drlegolas" to "littleprincemoriarty" :)