seen from Germany
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Me and Sean normally:
"CAN I DROPKICK THE CHILD?"
"YEAHHH, DROPKICK ME BITCH"
Me and Sean when I feel like shit:
"Cmon, get up kiddo. I left the colouring book under the bed, we are watching Moana and after its dress up time"
Insert incoherent happy sobbing
Ur sh o r t...
i’ll have you know i am the tallest in my family (let my dumb short ass live in peace)
Story #1
The funniest thing is that I put myself in awkward situation. Situations that I could easily avoid. Ladies, please learn from me. Don’t make my mistake.
It was the beginning of second semester and I was talking to this friend of mine. (I know him from maths tutor). Somehow we led onto the topic about gyming and being the person I am, I said
“You don’t look like someone that gyms”
and my poor friend got defensive.
“I do gym tho but I stopped”
Moral of the story: If you want to insult a guy, make a remark about how he doesn’t look like he gyms.
