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Do you have any archive files from the La Pucelle collab event in disgaea rpg?

Yes!

Event 21: Burn! Straw Doll Festival with the Saintess

And then I'll put the raid intro/outro under the cut~ keep in mind it's a Boltrend translation for everything so a few things are off (mainly, they refer to the title Maiden as Saint)

Raid Opening: A New Overlord

Mao: We're here. This is where the massive magic signal was coming from. Laharl: Impressive. Must be quite the opponent considering how many Prinnies they managed to take out. Adell: But there's no one here. Valvatorez: How about we lure them with sardines? I doubt anyone could resist a batch of freshly caught sardines! Killia: Much as I'd like to cook it up now, it seems we have other matters to deal with. Female Demon (?): So, it's you people. You're the ones rumored to wield immense power in this world. Adell: Don't tell me she's the one who did all this. Laharl: Hey, you! Who the hell do you think you are rampaging around without my permission! Overlord Priere: My name is Priere. Overlord Priere. [Overlord Priere] A powerful Overlord who is the spitting image of Prier. She can be differentiated by the fact she shows more skin than Prier. They both share similar personalities, but Overlord Priere hides an immense dark power. Laharl: Prier? Hey Mao, wasn't Prier that human who was with you and the others? Mao: Heheheh… She may look the same, but this individual posses magic powers worthy of an Overlord. Overlord Priere: Hmm… Guess there's some truth to the rumors. Overlord Priere: Far from being afraid of me, you chatter on without a care in the world. How interesting. Overlord Priere: I came here because that Nether Gate was emitting powerful dark magnetic waves. Looks like my hunch was correct. Mao: A gate? But it shouldn't be connected to Prier's world yet. Mao: Unless… Perhaps the remaining effects of the straw doll have connected it to another gate. Overlord Priere: Quit yapping on. What I want is to fight people that are strong. That way, I can become even stronger. Overlord Priere: Which one of you is the strongest? I'll fight you first. Laharl: I'm the strongest, of course. I'm the most badass freakin' Overlord in the entire cosmos! Mao: That's not necessarily true. No one can match my brains. Adell: I may not be an Overlord, but I train every day! Valvatorez: Thanks to power of sardines, I feel capable of beating anyone! Killia: … Overlord Priere: Jeez, you sound like children with all your bragging. Overlord Priere: You. Why haven't you said anything all this time? Are you that confident in your abilities? Killia: Me? Not necessarily— Overlord Priere: I like your confidence! Fine! I'll start by kicking your butt! Laharl: Hey! No way you chose Killia over me! Croix: Jeez, what's with all the commotion? Wait, is that Prier? Eclair: Big Sister, why are you dressed like that? You look just like a demon! Culotte: No way, Sis! Have the effects of the Netherworld transformed you into an Overlord? Alouette: Wait, this feels familiar… Haven't we experienced a similar phenomenon before? Alouette: It reminds me of what happened that time when Eclair couldn't contain her negative emotions. Eclair: Sister Alouette. Are you saying that this is the personification of the darkness in Prier's soul? Croix: We can talk about it later. Right now we need to act. Culotte: Right. We can't let this happen to her, even if being an Overlord somehow suits her better. Eclair: Agreed. We've got to stop her!

Raid Close: You'll Get Your Chance...

Overlord Priere: Ahahahah! Not bad at all. I haven't been this excited in a while. Mao: Glad to hear that. Now it's my turn to have some fun. Mao: Listen up, all of you! I claim her as my test subject. Capture her alive at all costs! Mao: A former human turned Overlord… Nothing could make for a more fascinating test subject. (huff huff) (slurp) Croix: Looks like Mao can't wait to dissect her. Eclair: Dissect Prier? Absolutely not! I won't allow it! Culotte: What should we do, Alouette? He's going to kill her! Alouette: Leave it to me, Culotte. Alouette: I'll rely on the teachings of the scriptures to appeal to Prier's soul. Laharl: Lame! I'll keep fighting instead! Killia: But, Laharl, our casualties will only increase if we continue to fight. Let me finish her off with one final blow. Eclair: Please, wait! If she really is Prier, you can't kill her! Killia: Don't worry. It may be the darkness in her soul that's the cause of all this. Killia: If so, I may be able to use my Ultimate Demon Technique to purify the darkness. Leave it to me. Overlord Priere: You're up to something, aren't you? Interesting. Come on then, I've still got… Huh? Eclair: Big Sister? What's the matter? Overlord Priere: Looks like I'm out of time. Don't think I can fight anymore. Overlord Priere: Oh well. I got to fight a strong opponent, so I'm pretty sure I'm even stronger now. Mao: Hold on, wait! I still need to examine you up close… Overlord Priere: Shame we couldn't settle this, but I've got things I need to do. Overlord Priere: Next time I run into you, you're going down. Remember that, as you quake in your boots, waiting for that day to come. See you then! Culotte: Sis, wait! Sis! Alouette: N-No… Prier… What will I do without you? Croix: …Don't worry, Alouette. I'll go find that idiot and bring her back. Prier: Jeez, pipe down, will you? People are trying to sleep over here. Eclair: B-Big Sister? What're you doing over there? You just vanished! Culotte: Yeah! What've you been up to all this time? Prier: What're you talking about? Eating all that dinner made me sleepy, so I've been asleep until now. Alouette: You're quite the troublemaker, Prier. In the name of the Saint of Light, you'll be hearing it from me later! Croix: Can't believe I was even worried about you. Now that I think about it, there's no way Prier would turn into a demon. Eclair: Thanks goodness… I'm so relieved. Mao: Prier, sit still for a second. Prier: Wh-What's the matter, Mao? Do I have something on my face? Mao: …Nothing. I detect no trace of that Overlord-like power that was present in the other one. Prier: Huh? What the heck is an Overlord? Mao: Listen up, Prier! I'm going to dissect you this minute and uncover your secrets. (huff huff) (slurp) Prier: No way! Mao: Damn it! When will I get my hands on that ultimate test subject!

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DRPG - Character Episode - Valvatorez

This young vampire is a Prinny Instructor. His favorite thing in the world is sardines. It's said that he's actually a very influential being.

Level 1/New Summon

My name is Valvatorez! I'm an ancient vampire and a Prinny Instructor in the Netherworld! [Player]! I've heard that you're interested in training the greatest Overlord of all time! Strongest Overlord Trainer and Prinny Instructor! You and I both have a passion for education! We both have a common goal!

So, beginning today, you will also be a Prinny Instructor! Prinny Rule No.1! You shall always include the word "dood" in every line you say! Come, let me teach you a thing or two! Hmph... Let's get on the road of trials! ....Oh I forgot to ask, [Player]. Do you like to eat Sardines?

[Player] got a Sardine from Valvatorez! This Sardine is fresh from the sea!

Level 100

Listen up, [Player]! So, now that you're also a Prinny Instructor, you'll need to remember something. You must always keep true to your promises, even if you don't like the other person you're making a promise to. To Demons, every agreement is a contract... and a noble one at that. In the past, I thought this social custom was just a formality, but my laziness made me suffer greatly. Since then, I gave up human blood and my Vampire powers have been depleted.

However, this little situation allowed me to discover another source of power... Sardines! They really are a magical food. ...Hmm? Now that I think about it. I guess if that's the case, then breaking an agreement might not be all bad. Hahah! What a situation to be in! I will make you a promise! I will remain by your side until you have successfully trained the strongest Overlord!

I will continue to eat Sardines in order to keep this promise alive! You can eat some too!!

Level 200

 [Player], have you eaten any Sardines in the past few days? Vampires get their strength from human blood. Although I've given up human blood, I'm still alive and kicking. I love Sardines! In other words, Sardines are my lifeblood! Although Fenrich doesn't want to admit it, this is an undeniable fact! 

Sardines are my favorite thing in the whole world! How can I repay them....? This is a problem that's been eating away at my brain. Thankfully, I've thought up some concrete and realistic plans. Tell me what you think. Plan No.1. Push the United Nations to pass an international treaty that bans the overfishing of Sardines. Plan No.2. Concoct delicious dishes made from Sardines to teach the world why they are the best thing around. Plan No.3. In Japanese, the character for "Sardine" is a combination of the character for "fish" and the character for "weak". I want to change this so the character for "strong" is used instead. Plan No.4. I could modify the brains of all Sardines so that they can talk happily with one another. Plan No.5...... (He rambles on until he reaches Plan No.100.)

So there you have it. My 100 Plans for the Improved Wellbeing of Sardines! If you stick with me, all of these plans will be fully implemented! What do you think, [Player]?

Level 500

[Player], so you've already met Artina? She's a little weird, right? That girl always puts others before herself. When I first met her, she was like this. She never hesitates to risk her own life to save others.... Me and her have made an agreement. I will drink her blood once I've successfully instilled fear into her.

Looking back, that agreement was a turning point in my life. If I had never met that girl… Or if I broke our agreement and continued to drink human blood, I'd still have my Vampire powers. However, doing so would make me lose my dignity as a Demon. Which is more important? I think you can understand, [Player]. This is why I am grateful to her.... Thank you, Artina. Don't tell any of this to Artina. ..... And also, keep this a secret from Fenrich.

Level 1000

Oh, my......!? The power!! I feel like I just ate fresh Sardines from Chiba Prefecture! It reminds me of a Toyama Prefecture specialty I once had. The Sardines are in ice! They're so shiny! This power! My body feels amazing...! I feel like I am a Tyrant once again! [Player], thanks! You have certainly proved something to me. As long as there are Sardines, there is no predicament that can't be solved!

I don't think there is a word in the dictionary to describe the friendship you and I have! Our friendship is as strong as the power hidden inside Sardines! ....Yes! I just thought of something! From this day forward, I will call you Sardine [Player]! Or maybe you prefer [Player] Sardine!! Choose one! Choose the one you like!!

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DRPG - Character Episode - Fallen Angel Flonne

A former Apprentice Angel who fell from heaven for the crime of injuring another Angel. A love freak and Tokusatsu aficionado. Devoted to spreading the word of love, with somewhat mixed results…

Level 1/New Summon

Let me introduce myself again. I am Angel Flonne, your own personal angel secretary! Huh? You think I don't look like an Angel? Hehehe! Have I been found out? It's true! I'm actually a Fallen Angel! It's a long story. If you want to hear about it, head to the "Netherworld History" section where you can read about my adventures with Laharl and Etna. 

Ok, I'm done self-aggrandizing. Although I am a Fallen Angel, I could probably still lend you a hand, [Player]. I look forward to working with you.

Level 100

Between you and me, [Player]! Laharl and Etna have no limits! This one time, they met the Prism Rangers. Before the members finished introducing themselves, they started attacking them! I would never attack heroes when they are striking cool poses, introducing themselves or transforming. It's an unspoken rule of the industry. It keeps children watching their shows, worshiping the heroes, and most importantly, buying the merchandise. But Etna and Laharl either don't know or don't care about the rules. It's infuriating!

Level 200

Ah..... I've been in the Netherworld for such a long time.... I feel like everyone here has kind of forgotten that I'm an Angel. Well, I have become a Fallen Angel after all. But, it's not like I've lost my angelic heart, right? .....I mean, I feel comfortable living in the Netherworld.  Even when I stay up late or oversleep, no one tells me off. I can watch cartoons and play video games without anyone getting angry. It's like paradise. But somehow it doesn't feel right. If I keep living like this, I'm afraid that I'll become just like every other Demon here. Demon Flonne.... Hmmmm... I guess there's a nice ring to that name.

Level 500

Sometimes I feel like being a Fallen Angel lets me help smooth out communications between Celestia and the Netherworld. Although diplomatic relations have been restored between Celestia and the Netherworld, people in both places have their prejudices. But, I firmly believe. There will come a day when Angels, Demons and Humans can hold hands and laugh together. 

I saw it with my own eyes. Even Prince Laharl can feel love and compassion! He and the other demons may be a little selfish and headstrong... maybe even somewhat rude… They always put themselves first, and seldom say "sorry" or "thank you". But there is goodwill in them... just sometimes it is hidden deep inside their hearts. So, I'll never give up! [Player], you may think it is difficult to get along with Demons, but just keep believing it is possible! We can do it together,  [Player] ♪

Level 1000

Wow!!!!!!! Lv1000! Lv1000! Yeah. I'm finally a 4-digit woman! Erm... "Don't sell yourself short? You make it sound like you're only worth 1000 HL?" What?! I'm worth much more than 1000 HL! So, [Player]! My new goal is to be worth 100 million! Yeah, 100 million HL… Which means I'll have to reach Lv100000000 as well! Let's do it together, [Player]!

[Friendly Reminder] The highest level in the game is Lv9999. Always fact-check and don't be misled.

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DRPG - Character Episode - Seraphina

The Gorgeous Overlord who has overcome her fear of poverty. Thanks to her newfound strength, she has become a fearless character. She has subtle romantic feelings for Killia.

Level 1/New Summon

Hmph..... I am Seraphina, a Princess Overlord from the Gorgeous Netherworld. Angels, demons or humans, no one can escape the power of my Balor Gaze! It is everyone's duty to be my servant!

I hear that your name is... Oh, you're [Player]. Alright then. You should regard it as a great honor to meet me and feel super fortunate that you and your descendants get to be my slaves. Hahaha, many people also cried tears of joy like you when they heard they were to become my slaves. Hmph.

Level 100

Sir Killia.... It's Sir Killia....? What, [Player]? Do you want to say something? In order to avoid a misunderstanding, let me make it perfectly clear right now that I definitely don't love Sir Killia. It's just strange to me that my Balor Gaze is ineffective on him, so I need to win over his heart to set things straight.

That's right. My dignity is at stake, the dignity of a beautiful woman! This isn't some popular TV romance drama or some trashy story you'd find in any old convenience store magazine. Understand? Let's wait and see. Just you watch! Sir Killia will be begging to be with me soon enough!

Level 200

Sir Killia..... Ah, yes. Sir Killia is in love with Miss Liezerota. But why doesn't my Balor Gaze have any effect on him?! It's so annoying! I get it now. This is jealousy.... I never thought I could be jealous of anyone else. But whenever I think of Sir Killia, I get taken over by extremely negative emotions. I just get so angry when I think of Miss Liezerota and Sir Killia together! I want to rip her to shreds!

I used to think that jealousy was just a hysterical emotion that stupid humans feel.... Love makes people crazy I guess. ...... No, that's not right. What I am feeling has nothing to do with love. It has everything to do with my desire to be an Overlord and to have dignity! Sir Killia's heart will be mine! I will get back my dignity!

Level 500

Listen to me, [Player]. I guess I am just a little too concerned about Liezorota. I'm a lot different from her. I'm just wasting my time being jealous of her. There's no point in doing so. It's so true. Why have I only realized this now? I will never be anything like Liezorota. I'll never get to be with Killia.

However, when we are on the battlefield, Sir Killia and I are the perfect partners. This relationship is based on mutual trust, not love. But trust is an important part of a relationship too. The trust between Sir Killia and me is something everyone would die to have.  Thinking about our relationship in this way, I feel a lot better. In a way, Sir Killia's heart is already mine! Right?

Level 1000

[Player]. Thank you. I can't stop talking about Sir Killia. I guess you must find it really annoying. But... Looks like you've stayed by my side despite this flaw. I really appreciate that. So, I've decided. From now on, I will forget about Sir Killia. Well, don't read too much into that. It's not like I'll never talk to him again. 

But, [Player]. I feel comforted when I'm by your side. I don't know when it happened, but it seems that you've replaced Sir Killia..... [Player]. It seems you've forced your way uninvited into enter my heart. And more than that. You stole a piece of my heart while there! You were the one who was supposed to kneel before me. Not the other way around! ....Well, it's not a big problem. I'll make an exception just this once. But there is one condition... You need to stay with me...forever, [Player].

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DRPG - Character Episode - Mao

He's the current Dean of Evil Academy.He has an EQ of 1.8 million and loves conducting evil research.He's also a remodeling maniac who loves to drizzle soy sauce on omelets.

Mao

Level 1/New Summon

I am Mao, the Dean of the Evil Academy and the No.1 Freshman Leader. I have been recognized as the fiercest and brightest student who has ever attended the academy.

You are [Player], right? Are you also a top student? Are you a Delinquent?

Do you wash your hands after using the toilet? Do you like to steal other students' lunches? Do you never return any games you borrow from your friends? Every top student does these things. You should never go to bed or get up early, have a perfect attendance record, or be nice to others. [Player]. You'll definitely make a good top student.

Level 100

[Player]. When you have the time, would you mind accompanying me? It's nothing major. It'll take no time at all. It's just a little experiment.

I just want to make some modifications to allow you to fly freely in the sky. How does that sound? Why are you so nervous? Don't worry! It'll just hurt a little. If you undergo this experiment, I'll reward you with a year's supply of sweet potatoes! Doesn't that sound nice?

Level 200

It's not easy to run a school. Last night, I broke into the home of students who were late in paying their tuition fees and demanded they hand over the money they owe, including interest (The annual interest rate is 100%).... Just the other day, I beat up a Delinquent Teacher who was asking for a raise. I then asked him to hand over tuition fees. There are little things like this happening every day. I don't have any time to rest.

If I had my way, I'd give up being the dean and just focus on my research.

Perhaps, [Player]. Maybe you'd make a good dean. Calm yourself. With my EQ of 1.8 million, I'll easily be able to transform you into an excellent dean. Don't move, [Player]. Hahahahah....

Level 500

[Player]. Today is the anniversary of my father's death.... My father was a great Overlord. Since we're on good terms, I can tell you the truth. When I was a kid, I always idolized my dad....

But, because of me, he… I needed to surpass my father and become the Evil Academy's dean. This is all I can do for him now.

My power will never stop increasing...... Although, even I have my limits, of course. [Player]. I would be very grateful if you could remain by my side.To assist me in future.

Level 1000

[Player]. I've become much stronger because of you. When I first heard that there were humans coming to the Netherworld to train Demons, I laughed out loud.... You definitely know your stuff, and you should not take those words lightly coming from me, the Dean of the Evil Academy. I believe that you're talented enough to train someone to become the strongest Overlord in history.

There's one more thing. To me, although I treat Raspberyl as an enemy, we are actually in some ways friends… But with you, it's safe to say we are even more than friends. Perhaps even best friends.

[Player]. My friend. From this day forward, we will battle side by side!

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DRPG - EVENT - Magic Cutie Piua~Piuas! / Magic Cutie Purity Party! / Magic Cutie Pure Heart! ☆ Make/Let the Sakura Bloom!

4/5 - Love's Miracle

Darktina's blow hit Love Oracle causing great damage. The fate of Love Oracle… what will it be?

It's For Oracle Too

Pure Sicily: Love Oracle!  Are you alright!? ...Huh?

Love Oracle: Heh, I'm fine, Pure Sicily.  I am a Magic Cutie after all.

Pure Sicily: L-Love Oracle...  You look...

Love Oracle: Eh...?  Is something wrong with my look-- Whooooaaaa...!?

Darktina: Huh, through my power, you are now penniless... and that costume  has been collected as my property.

Pure Sicily: Dark Artina can even take costumes!

Pure Flonne: Wow... Such power is terrifying!

Darktina: Well, this is a chance for you, a fake who wears knock-off outfits, to see the error of your ways!

Takashi Boy: I did my best... To make it...  But I'm a fake after all... Uh...Aaarrrhhhhh!!

Pure Sicily: Hey, wait!

Pure Flonne: That's too far even by my standard! Darktina!  That's awful!  Apologize to Love Oracle!

Darktina: Lady Flonne... That again, you just keep asking me to do stuff...! I just want to  get this over with and relax!  Please don't interrupt me!

Pure Flonne: Ugh, looks like we have to free her  from the Dark Power after all.  Pure Sicily!

Pure Sicily: Understood. Uh, Miss Flonne.  Despite being a weirdo, Love Oracle's love for Magic Cuties could not be more real. He always tried so hard to help me, and anyone in need! I won't let what he did go to waste, and I'll definitely bring you back, Miss Artina!

Stage 1 - Delivering Love 1 Stage 2 - Delivering Love 2

Liberation, and...

Darktina: My servants...!?

Pure Flonne: Pure Sicily, now!

Pure Sicily: Yes!  The love power I received from Miss Flonne.  And the techniques I learned from Love Oracle.

Pure Sicily: I put them all into this punch!

Darktina: How can I, Darktina, be---

Pure Sicily: Let me tell you, Miss Artina.  No, Dark Artina.  Magic Cuties --- Will always win in the end!!!!

Darktina: Kyahhhh... Ugh...  I was...

Pure Sicily: Miss Artina!  How do you feel? Are you back to normal?

Darktina: Sicily...? I see...  Your love dispelled the darkness  that was controlling me.

Pure Flonne: Darktina, I was so worried about you!

Darktina: D-Darktina...  Oh, how embarrassing...  In front of everyone like that...

Pure Sicily: That was not the real you.

Darktina: I remember everything.  And I was a little more assertive, which was kind of pleasant. But I feel sorry for those who became desperate because of my evil money collecting... I didn't expect such power  when I was transformed...

Pure Sicily: It's not your fault Miss Artina.  It's all because of Miss Flonne  who imbued you with love power all of a sudden.

Pure Flonne: I was trying to  ease Artina's fatigue!  But I'm really sorry...

Darktina: No, I'm sorry  that I wasn't able to  control my emotions.

Pure Sicily: But, why was Miss Artina the only one  whose negative emotions were heightened?

Darktina: Well...

Demon Penniless: Budget... Delivery Date... Cost...  Give it to me...

Pure Sicily: Why!  Miss Artina has come back to her senses, why are these demons still possessed?

A voice: That's because I gave them my power!

Stage 3 - Collecting from the Demons 1 Stage 4 - Collecting from the Demons 2

Enemies Yesterday, Friends Today

Pure Sicily: You are Love Oracle!?

Love Oracle: Heh heh. I went back home for a change, and was worried if I could make it in time.  But it seems the timing was just perfect.

Pure Sicily: Love Oracle, thank goodness  you are okay!

Darktina: Wait, Sicily.  Love Oracle just said  "My Power."

Pure Flonne: Yes.  What's that supposed to mean?

Love Oracle: Hmhmhm, I was wrong.  I thought that Darktina's dark power  was something evil. But I didn't realize it was  so empowering and wonderful!

Pure Sicily: So...

Pure Flonne: Apparently, he was possessed  by Darktina's power.

Darktina: *Sob* Sorry...

Love Oracle: You don't have to apologize. I'm rather grateful actually.  You gave me the power  of a true Magic Cutie!

Pure Sicily: Love Oracle!  Have you forgotten  the Magic Cutie techniques?

Love Oracle: I don't need them anymore!  I'm going to steal the love from everyone in the Netherworld  and become a real Magic Cutie this time!

Pure Sicily: How could you!?

Love Oracle: I'll show you guys.  A glimpse of my power!

Demon Loveseeker: Give me love.  What is love?  Anyway~ I don't care.

Pure Flonne: Apparently Love Oracle's  dark power is making them  even more violent!

Darktina: Lady Flonne, Sicily.  Let me make amends for all the trouble I've caused.

Pure Sicily: Miss Artina?

Darktina: I will join your fight  and restore Love Oracle's sanity!

Pure Sicily: Okay!  Let's dispel the dark power  of Love Oracle together!

Stage 5 - vs. Love Oracle Boss - Love Oracle: I'm going to show you my new powers!

Magic Cutie Reborn

Love Oracle: Guh, it's getting tough  with Darktina in the mix. I need to steal more love  and be the most powerful Magic Cutie!

Pure Sicily: Love Oracle, wait!

Pure Flonne: He's gone.

Darktina: I'm really sorry.  It was all my fault...

Pure Sicily: Didn't I tell you?  It's not Miss Artina's fault.  You are also a victim.

Pure Flonne: *Sob* It's my fault to have imbued you  the power of love on a whim... Sorry...

Darktina: No, you don't need to apologize to me, Lady Flonne...

Pure Sicily: Well then, Miss Artina.  Join us and fight as a Magic Cutie, Miss Artina!

Darktina: As a Magic Cutie?

Pure Flonne: That would be great!  We had some great coordination  in the fight earlier! I fought to make up for my mistakes before.  But now, as Magic Cuties, let's fight to  save Love Oracle!

Pure Sicily: Yup! Magic Cuties help those  in need with love and hope!

Darktina: I see.  Magic Cuties are  very loving beings. I see.  I, as a Magic Cutie, will save Love Oracle with you two!

Pure Flonne: Oh! A former enemy Magic Cutie becomes an ally  thanks to the power of love! What an amazing development! Now, instead of Darktina, you are Pure Artina...  It's Puretina!

Puretina: Puretina...  It's kind of embarrassing, but I'll do my best!

Pure Sicily: Alright, let's find  Love Oracle!

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DRPG - Character Gate - Majin Etna

The Cursed Majin's True Self

Flonne: A terrifying and deathly portal... Finally! We've finally become the very first humans (?) to set foot on this uncharted land! Da-da-da-dun! The code for this operation...

Flonne: So, we've found a Majin. It's Etna! She is the Majin! Ok, friends, see you next week! The End

Etna: This script is awful. We must have received a ton of complaints from our audience when this first aired.

Flonne: Oh, keep quiet about that. Etna, you're a Majin, meaning Demon God, right?

Etna: Yes. But this is my normal form right now. I only become a Majin when there is an emergency.

Flonne: I heard that you first gained this title when you ran away from home that time you and Laharl got into a fight?

Etna: Yes, yes. But, I actually would prefer to be called an Overlord.

Flonne: You mean, Ovrlords have more privileges than Majins? An Overlord is better than a Majin and a Majin is better than a regular demon. This ranking system is quite rare.

Etna: Oh yeah? I think this ranking system is pretty standard in the Netherworld. Gods aren't really welcome here.

Flonne: Well, I wasn't aware of that.

Etna: Oh, [Player]. Should we conduct a trial to see whether you can summon Majin Etna?

The Sudden Trial of Majin

Flonne: It's probably just a simple case of collecting all of the "Shards of Majin Etna", and boom, Majin Etna appears! Ok, [Player], let's go!

Etna: After all, you're bound to meet more terrifying enemies in the future. Tyrant Overlords... Gods of All Overlords... You better pass this trial as soon as possible in order to reach the Majin level, [Player].

Flonne: There are Tyrant Overlords and Gods of All Overlords!?

Etna: That's right. For example, there is Zenon the God of All Overlords and Tyrant Overlord Baal. We can't just rely on common sense when dealing with them. There are also "Evil Gods", "Gods of Destruction", "Oracles", "Hades Overlord", "Dark Dragons", "Corrupted", and many other unclaimed titles.

Flonne: The Netherworld really is a complicated place. I'm so excited!

Etna transforms into Majin Etna!

Etna: Let's begin, [Player]! Work hard and pass this trial! I believe in you!

A Coveted Title?

Etna: You are quite capable of doing it, [Player]. Maybe you are up to the task of summoning my Majin version!

Flonne: In other words, [Player] is already a Majin [Player], right? That's awesome! I also want a cool title.

Etna: Flonne-chan has a title "Fallen Angel".

Flonne: Huh? But I am really into titles that are bold and stand out from the crowd. Like the Prism Rangers, The Nether Police! Or the Cosmic Ninja!

Etna: Flonne-chan, you really are corny. Those don't sound like good titles at all.

Flonne: Huh? That's not it. Right, [Player]? Prism Ranger [Player]. Nether Police [Player]. Cosmic Ninja [Player]. Hmm... They all sound good to me.

Flonne looks at you with excitement! She is smiling, but there's a steely look in her eyes! She's serious! Run, [Player]!

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DRPG - EVENT - NETHER ATTRACTION! LOVE LAB'S HUSTLING

3/5 Tria's Difficulties

The next casting candidate is Fenrich. It's gonna go badly if he ends up playing a steward...

(Note - as per usual, everything is written as it is in-game, but... the translations for Fenrich's dialogue are really extra screwed up in places. So if things look like mistakes, that is unfortunately just how it was in the game. You can still glean the meaning just fine in most cases.)

The Second Cast Member

Rozalin: So who chose the next cast candidate?

Tria: It was me! I chose a cool guy who will have broad appeal with many women!

Merome Romero: I hope he's not unaware like Killia...

Fenrich: Hah, he finally came.

Tria: He's here! He is the cast candidate that I chose! He is the wolfman steward Fenrich!

Sweet Omega: T-this man? Does he look irate to you? He's already cursing to himself.

Fenrich: Of course I am. Calling me to such a place. If his Lordship didn't order me, I would have ignored you.

Tria: Even so, you did answer my call, right? You're a tsundere!

Fenrich: Shut up! I am anything but a tsundere!

Merome Romero: At first he looks scary, but he's actually a tsundere! He looks promising!

Tria: Doesn't he? Doesn't he? Let's first do a simulation and see what he's suited for! Fenrich! As you know, I am being chased by my father's men! You're the only person I can trust! Please! As a steward, protect me!

Rozalin: Whoa! That's really passionate acting!

Sweet Omega: The chased princess is your forte, Tria! Even Adell lent a hand to your Special Move!

Merome Romero: With that acting, the wolfman has no choice but to save you...

Fenrich: I reject it!

Tria: Wh-what?!

Stage 1 - Absentminded Tria

Scathing Vicious Wolf

Tria: W-Wait, Fenrich! You're a professional steward, right? Why would you refuse?! You're playing the role of my steward!

Fenrich: Don't decide without consulting me. Why would you think I would serve anyone but his Lordship, you scoundrel Succubus.

Tria: Scoundrel Succubus...?! Huh, what? Scoundrel? You just called me scoundrel?

Sweet Omega: T-this is not good! Tria's mind can't keep up with this first ever excessively direct verbal abuse!

Merome Romero: I can't believe that the handsome tsundere was actually the abusive, pushy, wicked wolf steward!

Rozalin: What kind of wired character is that?

Tria: I've never felt so insulted! Calling a maiden crap. Just who do you think you are?!

Fenrich: I'm nobody special. Replacing others' lord at will. I just think that something a crap person would do.

Tria: "Crap" again?! That's inexcusable!

Fenrich: Are you done talking? I'm going home.

Tria: I won't stand for it! Prinny!

Prinny as a pursuer: I've found you, Princess! You've got no place to run, dood!

Stage 2 - No escape?

The First Feeling

Fenrich: What are they people doing?

Prinny as a pursuer: Hehehe. You can't run away anymore, Princess! You'll perish together with that wolfman, dood!

Tria: Perish?! A father that would kill his own flesh and blood daughter by his own hand?! Could it be that my sister is already...

Prinny as a pursuer: Yes, it's true! The king ordered the execution of Tria and the others! He is truly a tyrant among tyrants, dood!

Fenrich: A tyrant, you say?

Tria: Ah, Fenrich! If this keeps up any longer, I... You're the only one I can count on!

Sweet Omega: A final strike to finish him off! You're serious, Tria!

Fenrich: You bastard. You said "tyrant" just now, didn't you? King of where?! Besides his Lordship, the insolent one who is called a tyrant...?!

Merome Romero: Whoa! I don't know why, but Fenrich means business! It's a miracle!

Tria: Fenrich! Finally you've put your mind to it! Okay then! As a steward, protect me...

Fenrich: Shut your mouth, scoundrel Succubus.

Tria: Why?! That's where you're supposed to say, "Stand down. Don't leave me." right?!

Fenrich: I don't care. Protect your own self.

Tria: Aaargh! Even though I've set everything up, I still get yelled at! But what is this, this feeling? I should be angry, but every time I get yelled at, I feel exhilarated.

Sweet Omega: Don't open that door, Tria! Pursuers! Hurry up and charge them!

Prinny as a pursuer: Understood! I'm on my way, dood!

Stage 3 - The Chase Continues

Enemy Confirmed

Prinny as a pursuer: Aaahhh! We're going to be slaughtered! Run away, dood!

Fenrich: Hum, boneless Prinnies. His Lordship needs a reeducation. Hey, Succubus. Where is your father? I'll assassinate him right away.

Tria: No. There's no need to go that far. Thanks to you, the crisis...

Fenrich: That won't do! Other than his Lordship, we don't need a tyrant! I'll eliminate him!

Tria: Father at home, run away!

Valvatorez: Oh, here you are. I was looking for you, Fenrich.

Fenrich: Your Lordship?!

Merome Romero: Your Lordship... That means that vampire is Fenrich's master.

Sweet Omega: If the steward is that handsome, the master must be absolutely gorgeous!

Tria: It just occurred to me! Speaking of handsome vampires, it's a staple in content for women. If you select Fenrich and Valvatorez for the cast, it will be a surefire hit with women!

Valvatorez: If memory serves, you're Tria, yes? You had business with Fenrich, but has your problem been solved?

Fenrich: Step back, your Lordship. She's an enemy.

Tria: An enemy?! Now what are you accusing me of...

Fenrich: Don't pretend you don't know. Tricking me is bad enough, but trying to trick his Lordship...

Tria: Fenrich! Could that be jealousy?! You're thinking "Don't look at other men."

Fenrich: Stand at attention there, scoundrel Succubus! If anyone hinders his Lordship's rule, I will eliminate him!

Tria: And why is that?

Rozalin: That bloodlust is dangerous. [Player], lend me a hand. We must protect Tria.

Stage 4 - Protect Tria! Stage 5 - Scathing Vicious Wolf Butler

Boss - Fenrich: If anyone hinders his Lordship's rule, I will eliminate them!

Sea of Love

Fenrich: Hump, you survived the fight with me. Unlike you appearance, you are quite capable of fightng.

Tria: What do you mean by "quite capable of fighting"?! Even if you said it's your job, you're still too ruthless!

Valvatorez: Fenrich. Leave it at that.

Fenrich: But, your Lordship...

Valvatorez: Don't worry. I'm an extremely busy person. I won't accept the casting. Plus, I came here looking for you. If Fenrich is absent, I can't get around to the more detailed tasks. As it stands, I won't be able to fish for sardines.

Fenrich: Your Lordship! You need me that much?

Valvatorez: What are you talking about? I always need you. I always have. From a long time ago.

Fenrich: Your Lordship!

Valvatorez: Fenrich.....

Merome Romero: A conscientious vampire and pushy wolfman gaze into each other's eyes...

Sweet Omega: There is demand for this!

Rozalin: Wh-What is this?! My chest is starting to throb.

Valvatorez: Tria. I'm sorry, but we're taking our leave. The next sardines are waiting for us.

Fenrich: Let's go, your Lordship. I, Fenrich, will carry out my duties responsibly.

Tria: Ah, no?! Both of you, please wait! Just a little longer! Just a little longer and that's it!

Sweet Omega: They're gone...

Merome Romero: Look-only events are good too. It might be a new frontier in the Love Laboratory!

Tria: And the two set sail on the sea in search of imaginary sardines. On the vast expanse of the sea of love.