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Attempting to archive Boltrend's English translation of Disgaea RPG.

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Do you have any archive files from the La Pucelle collab event in disgaea rpg?

Yes!

Event 21: Burn! Straw Doll Festival with the Saintess

And then I'll put the raid intro/outro under the cut~ keep in mind it's a Boltrend translation for everything so a few things are off (mainly, they refer to the title Maiden as Saint)

Raid Opening: A New Overlord

Mao: We're here. This is where the massive magic signal was coming from. Laharl: Impressive. Must be quite the opponent considering how many Prinnies they managed to take out. Adell: But there's no one here. Valvatorez: How about we lure them with sardines? I doubt anyone could resist a batch of freshly caught sardines! Killia: Much as I'd like to cook it up now, it seems we have other matters to deal with. Female Demon (?): So, it's you people. You're the ones rumored to wield immense power in this world. Adell: Don't tell me she's the one who did all this. Laharl: Hey, you! Who the hell do you think you are rampaging around without my permission! Overlord Priere: My name is Priere. Overlord Priere. [Overlord Priere] A powerful Overlord who is the spitting image of Prier. She can be differentiated by the fact she shows more skin than Prier. They both share similar personalities, but Overlord Priere hides an immense dark power. Laharl: Prier? Hey Mao, wasn't Prier that human who was with you and the others? Mao: Heheheh… She may look the same, but this individual posses magic powers worthy of an Overlord. Overlord Priere: Hmm… Guess there's some truth to the rumors. Overlord Priere: Far from being afraid of me, you chatter on without a care in the world. How interesting. Overlord Priere: I came here because that Nether Gate was emitting powerful dark magnetic waves. Looks like my hunch was correct. Mao: A gate? But it shouldn't be connected to Prier's world yet. Mao: Unless… Perhaps the remaining effects of the straw doll have connected it to another gate. Overlord Priere: Quit yapping on. What I want is to fight people that are strong. That way, I can become even stronger. Overlord Priere: Which one of you is the strongest? I'll fight you first. Laharl: I'm the strongest, of course. I'm the most badass freakin' Overlord in the entire cosmos! Mao: That's not necessarily true. No one can match my brains. Adell: I may not be an Overlord, but I train every day! Valvatorez: Thanks to power of sardines, I feel capable of beating anyone! Killia: … Overlord Priere: Jeez, you sound like children with all your bragging. Overlord Priere: You. Why haven't you said anything all this time? Are you that confident in your abilities? Killia: Me? Not necessarily— Overlord Priere: I like your confidence! Fine! I'll start by kicking your butt! Laharl: Hey! No way you chose Killia over me! Croix: Jeez, what's with all the commotion? Wait, is that Prier? Eclair: Big Sister, why are you dressed like that? You look just like a demon! Culotte: No way, Sis! Have the effects of the Netherworld transformed you into an Overlord? Alouette: Wait, this feels familiar… Haven't we experienced a similar phenomenon before? Alouette: It reminds me of what happened that time when Eclair couldn't contain her negative emotions. Eclair: Sister Alouette. Are you saying that this is the personification of the darkness in Prier's soul? Croix: We can talk about it later. Right now we need to act. Culotte: Right. We can't let this happen to her, even if being an Overlord somehow suits her better. Eclair: Agreed. We've got to stop her!

Raid Close: You'll Get Your Chance...

Overlord Priere: Ahahahah! Not bad at all. I haven't been this excited in a while. Mao: Glad to hear that. Now it's my turn to have some fun. Mao: Listen up, all of you! I claim her as my test subject. Capture her alive at all costs! Mao: A former human turned Overlord… Nothing could make for a more fascinating test subject. (huff huff) (slurp) Croix: Looks like Mao can't wait to dissect her. Eclair: Dissect Prier? Absolutely not! I won't allow it! Culotte: What should we do, Alouette? He's going to kill her! Alouette: Leave it to me, Culotte. Alouette: I'll rely on the teachings of the scriptures to appeal to Prier's soul. Laharl: Lame! I'll keep fighting instead! Killia: But, Laharl, our casualties will only increase if we continue to fight. Let me finish her off with one final blow. Eclair: Please, wait! If she really is Prier, you can't kill her! Killia: Don't worry. It may be the darkness in her soul that's the cause of all this. Killia: If so, I may be able to use my Ultimate Demon Technique to purify the darkness. Leave it to me. Overlord Priere: You're up to something, aren't you? Interesting. Come on then, I've still got… Huh? Eclair: Big Sister? What's the matter? Overlord Priere: Looks like I'm out of time. Don't think I can fight anymore. Overlord Priere: Oh well. I got to fight a strong opponent, so I'm pretty sure I'm even stronger now. Mao: Hold on, wait! I still need to examine you up close… Overlord Priere: Shame we couldn't settle this, but I've got things I need to do. Overlord Priere: Next time I run into you, you're going down. Remember that, as you quake in your boots, waiting for that day to come. See you then! Culotte: Sis, wait! Sis! Alouette: N-No… Prier… What will I do without you? Croix: …Don't worry, Alouette. I'll go find that idiot and bring her back. Prier: Jeez, pipe down, will you? People are trying to sleep over here. Eclair: B-Big Sister? What're you doing over there? You just vanished! Culotte: Yeah! What've you been up to all this time? Prier: What're you talking about? Eating all that dinner made me sleepy, so I've been asleep until now. Alouette: You're quite the troublemaker, Prier. In the name of the Saint of Light, you'll be hearing it from me later! Croix: Can't believe I was even worried about you. Now that I think about it, there's no way Prier would turn into a demon. Eclair: Thanks goodness… I'm so relieved. Mao: Prier, sit still for a second. Prier: Wh-What's the matter, Mao? Do I have something on my face? Mao: …Nothing. I detect no trace of that Overlord-like power that was present in the other one. Prier: Huh? What the heck is an Overlord? Mao: Listen up, Prier! I'm going to dissect you this minute and uncover your secrets. (huff huff) (slurp) Prier: No way! Mao: Damn it! When will I get my hands on that ultimate test subject!

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DRPG - MAIN STORY - ACT 1 - EP 2 (Boltrend Translation)

Chapters 1-5

1 - The Mischievous Academy!

[Enter the Evil Academy!] Flonne: Congrats, [Player]! Welcome to the Evil Academy! Etna: Flonne, this is all a bit unexpected. Flonne: Well, it isn't too late yet, and time is money. If we're going to train someone to be the ultimate Overlord, we're going to have to help [Player] speed things up a bit. A voice: Ah… So you're the transfer student I've been hearing about. Ms. Raspberyl: I am Raspberyl. I am a Delinquent Teacher at this academy. Ms. Raspberyl: I've been hearing quite a bit about you, [Player]. I heard that you are a Delinquent. Ms. Raspberyl: However, as your homeroom teacher, I won't allow you to just be a common villain. Ms. Raspberyl: My goal is to make you the worst of the worst!! Flonne: Oh no! What should we do about this, Miss Etna!? Flonne: I don't want [Player] to become a Delinquent! Etna: You don't think it would be wonderful? I think it would be fascinating. Ms. Raspberyl: I will be very strict with you. I'll keep your nose to the grindstone right from day one. Which reminds me, our first lesson is on… Ms. Raspberyl: "Friendship"!! Flonne: Huh? Friendship? Ms. Raspberyl: Exactly! Learning about "friendship" is the first step towards becoming a true Delinquent! Etna: Hmm… Why do I have the feeling that something bad is about to happen…? Ms. Raspberyl: Speak with your fists! That's how a real friendship is made! Then you'll be able to do a triathlon as you run off into the sunset! Ms. Raspberyl: Come on! Class is in session, [Player]!!

[The Inverse Academy] Flonne: Excuse me, Ms. Raspberyl. This class is all about "friendship", right? Ms. Raspberyl: Correct. If you want to be a Delinquent, you need to understand friendship. Flonne: …I have no idea what anyone's talking about.

Let me explain the values we believe in here at the Evil Academy! What you call "good" in the Human World is villainous here, and students that you call "bad" are the Honor Students in the Netherworld. At the Evil Academy, the rules of morality are flipped.

Flonne: I see. This place truly is a Netherworld academy - utterly demonic through and through. Everything's all topsy-turvy. Etna: Hmm… So, is enrollment open? I am confident that I could also become an Honor Student.

[Villains and Rivals] Ms. Raspberyl: It seems that you already know a thing or two about being evil, [Player]. Ms. Raspberyl: I'm sure that you will be able to make some solid friendships sooner or later. A voice: Stop! Stop teaching this class this instant…!!! Mao: I got word that some popsicle was teaching all kinds of airy-fairy nonsense at MY academy… I should have guessed it was you, Raspberyl… Ms. Raspberyl: Hello, Mao. Do you have something you'd like to contribute? Mao: Do I..?!! What is the first rule of the Evil Academy…!? "Demons must have no friends!" Mao: Anyone who becomes a student here is forbidden from forming friendships!! Mao: Oh, [Player]. Since you clearly have no respect for this rule, you are not worthy of being a student here! Mao: I hereby expel you from the Evil Academy!! Etna: You got guts. I accept this duel! And [Player] shall fight on my behalf! Flonne: If you get kicked out on the first day of school, you'll instantly become the very top Honor Student. Come on [Player], fight! Mao: If you lose, then I'll conduct my experiments on you! Muahahaha! Muahahahah… Mao: Ok, prepare yourself! Let's see how you handle my Doppelganger!

[Fists Do the Talking] Ms. Raspberyl: Nice work, [Player]. It may be just a clone, but it's not easy to beat Mao. Ms. Raspberyl: [Player]. Ok, class is over for today. …Let's battle one more time!! Flonne: Ms. Raspberyl! It may be too late to say this, but I would just like to say, violence is bad. Etna: Yea… It's too late. Ms. Raspberyl: Huh? What's violent about what we're doing? This course is all about what it means when hearts and fists come together!! Flonne: Okay, now I understand!! Etna: Flonne, you're so gullible.

[Let's Be Friends!] Ms. Raspberyl: Well done, [Player]. Your skills are quite impressive. They're getting me all fired up. Ms. Raspberyl: From now on, me and you will be like frenemies. Ms. Raspberyl: Yoroshiku, let's take care of each other, [Player]. Flonne: A friendship that comes from the heart and from the collision of fists… That's the true meaning of youth!! Etna: Flonne, will you also come to study at the Evil Academy? I think you'll have no problem becoming a Delinquent. Mao: Hey, Raspberyl… Don't you dare treat this human as your arch-rival (best friend)… Mao: [Player]. I won't forget this. Mao: Just you wait! I'll conduct experiments on you yet!! To be continued…

2 - Schoolhouse of Evil

[Nether Patrol, Go!] Ms. Raspberyl: Is everyone here? No tardies and no absences. Good, good. You have all just started on your long journey to becoming a true Delinquent. Flonne: All rise! Prepare yourselves! Bow! Sit back down! Flonne: Heeheehee. I've always wanted to do that. Etna: Flonne, it seems you're settling into school life very well. So, what are we learning about today? Ms. Raspberyl: Hmph… Today's subject is "Volunteer Work"!

[Volunteer Work] In ancient times, demons often used the phrase "expressing motherly love" to refer to volunteer work. Many demons feared doing it. The etymology of this phrase can be traced back to the 13th Overlord of the Mourning Netherworld, Kuli. At that time, the Mourning Netherworld was in financial difficulties, so it forced all its citizens to do unpaid labor. This was called the "Motherly Love Policy". That name has been used ever since. The Overlord at that time wanted people to devote themselves to their country in the same way that mothers devote themselves to their children. This policy was a complete failure. Eventually, it led to the Overlord being overthrown by his vassals. That was an excerpt from the popular historical volume "How Volunteering Destroys Society".

Flonne: Volunteer to help out your neighbors, just like a mother works tirelessly to look after her children! What an awesome story. It really helps people understand the importance of maternal love. Etna: Hey, Flonne. What's the matter with you? Etna: Even if I did agree to do some volunteering, what exactly could we do? Ms. Raspberyl: We must protect the Evil Academy's morals! [Player]! The Nether Patrol has been dispatched!

[Iron Fist of Love] Flonne: The Nether Patrol… What an awesome name! I can see it now… we'll be riding in spaceships and driving transforming robots… Flonne: Haha! Just imagining it makes my heart start to beat fast and my nose bleed! Etna: Ok Flonne, I think you need to take some deep breaths. Ms. Raspberyl: The Nether Patrol has one simple mission. Any time they come across an Honor Student, they hit them in the face with a punch of pure love. That's it. Flonne: …Huh? What about spaceships and transforming robots? Ms. Raspberyl: Ok! We're all set. Let's go volunteer and toil away our youth!! A voice: I will not allow anyone to break the rules of this academy!! Mao: What is the second rule of the Evil Academy…!? "Never accept or give help to anyone else!" Mao: But you want to do voluntary work!? This is simply ridiculous!! Prinnies, get out here! Prinnies: Yes, master. Etna: A couple of Prinnies. So what? Prinnies: [Player] has shattered our dream of improving our working conditions, dood… Prinnies: But, there's more than one way to skin a Prinny! His Majesty Mao has promised us that he will improve our working conditions! Etna: Sigh Out of interest, what exactly is Mao offering you? Prinnies: To work all year round with no break! For 22 hours a day! For a daily salary of…2 sardines!! 2 whole sardines, dood!! That's a twofold increase for us, dood! Etna: *Without enthusiasm* Oh wow. As much as that… Prinnies: And we will continue to improve our working conditions! We will struggle until we are finally respected!! Let's fight, dood!!

[Arise, Invincible Robot] Mao: Amazing! You've defeated those Prinnies who I lured into battling you with extra sardines. You are worthy of being my test subject. Mao: However, this next foe will be much more of a challenge… Get out here! Pringer V3!! ….. Flonne: An invincible robot created by modifying and combining Prinnies?! Oh dear, that's terrible… Etna: You say that, but I can see that steely glint in your eye, Flonne. Prinnies: Hahaha! The V in Pringer V3 stands for victory, dood! No one can survive a face off with the Pringer V3, dood! Prinnies: We will not forget the 3 Prinnies who sacrificed themselves during the struggle, dood!! Victory will be ours, dood!!

[Forging a Friendship] Prinnies: Aaaaaah!!! Pringer V3 was defeated… Prinnies: If we want to defeat [Player], it seems we must resort to our ultimate weapon, the legendary Prinny Bomb, dood… Mao: Ugghhh!!!! The Pringer V3 was an ingenious creation of my own outstanding design. How could it be defeated…?! Etna: Well, think about it… At the end of the day, it was still just 3 Prinnies put together. Flonne: Sobbing… You should have given Pringer V3 to me instead of letting it get destroyed.Sobs louder. Ms. Raspberyl: No need to get all teary-eyed just yet! Look over there. Pringer V3 is getting up! And it seems to be trying to express something. Is that look in its eyes…warmth? Friendliness? Flonne: [Player]! Let Pringer V3 join the party!! Flonne: Please, please, please, please, please, please! *this continues for about a minute* [Player] has extended a hand of friendship to Pringer V3. Pringer V3 has joined your team! Ms. Raspberyl: Yesterday's enemy is today's rival (friend). You have cultivated a fiery friendship with an enemy… Well done, [Player]! Ms. Raspberyl: You're going to become an outstanding Delinquent. You really are full of surprises. Flonne: Ms. Raspberyl just said all that… That means [Player] is an incredibly good person, right? Etna: Pretty much, yeah. But whether or not that's a good thing, I really can't say. Flonne: Miss Etna won't admit it, but she's expecting great things from [Player]. Perhaps we really will be able to train the ultimate Overlord after all. Etna: I'm not… Mao: AHHHH…!! I won't forgive you for this, [Player]! Mao: Enjoy your victory while it lasts. Mao: Next time, I'll take you down once and for all. I'll make you one of my test subjects yet! To be continued…

3 - Waste Incinerator

[Heart of Righteousness] Flonne: Ms. Raspberyl! What are you going to teach us today? Ms. Raspberyl: It looks like your genuinely excited to attend class. You have the makings of a true Delinquent, Miss Flonne! Ms. Raspberyl: Today, we will learn about… "Doing Chores"!!

[Doing Chores] Doing chores includes various household tasks like cleaning floors, washing clothes, and cooking. All the demons at the bottom of the social ladder used to do these things. But then, Netherworld scientists realized that doing chores can actually be therapeutic. They purify the soul, and can make you a better person. This terrifying discovery sent shockwaves throughout the Netherworld. Lower class demons rebelled, refusing to do any more chores. The history books call this rebellion "The Bitter Squabble". It is because of this rebellion that the Prinnies became our servants. Few demons today know this. That was an excerpt from "A Secret History of Cleaning".

Ms. Raspberyl: So, doing chores can help demons purify their hearts. Ms. Raspberyl: So, students, do you think a Delinquent would hold an umbrella over a stray dog on a rainy day? Once you've done some cleaning, you'll understand why the answer is obviously "yes". Etna: Ms. Raspberyl! …I don't think that's correct.

[Let's Take out the Trash!] Flonne: This "cleaning", is just going to eventually end in a fight, isn't it… Ms. Raspberyl: Yes, but that's because this academy is just crawling with Honor Students. Ms. Raspberyl: Those good-for-nothings prefer to just throw their garbage into the street rather than take the time to take care of it properly. Etna: Hmph… Well we can "clean" up these Honor Students at the same time as we clean up the garbage on the streets! Ms. Raspberyl: No. We must use the lash of love to turn those hateful Honor Students towards the light of righteousness! A voice: You idiot! Students at this academy are supposed to be evil! That is why it is called the EVIL Academy! Mao: What is the third rule of the Evil Academy…!? "A demon should be curious and always look for new ways to be evil!" Mao: A demon should live without a conscience! If a demon wants to do something, they shouldn't let morality stop them! Mao: If you REALLY must do some cleaning, why don't you go to the [Item World] and get me an "Elixir"!! Flonne: Eh? Why do you want an Elixir? Mao: Because I need it for an experiment!! Etna: Everything's always all about YOU, isn't it!? Mao: C-Come on! Go get me an Elixir! If you don't get it, don't even think about ever getting a good grade in this academy!

You triggered a special task: [Go to the Item World to get an Elixir] If you don't complete this task, you can't progress further in this game! So you need to complete it.

[With the Elixir] Etna: Not bad, [Player]. You successfully obtained the Elixir! Flonne: You need to give it to His Majesty Mao as soon as possible. Ms. Raspberyl: Hey, did you forget our conversation? Here's the Elixir you asked for. Mao: Oh! I didn't think you'd get it so quickly! Damn you [Player], maybe you really do have potential… Ms. Raspberyl: Is that all? If that's everything, then I will go back to my class now. Mao: Alright… But don't think for a second we're done with this topic.

[Going into Overdrive!] Mao: Stop right there, [Player]! Ms. Raspberyl: Mao… What's your problem? Why are you always causing trouble? Mao: Hehehehe… No trouble. I'd just like to give you a little something as thanks for all the cleaning you've done. Axel: Da-da-da-dun! The Dark Hero, Axel! Like a phoenix, I have been reborn!! Mao: I saw this guy fall into a garbage dump. So I took him home and transformed his body. With that Elixir. Etna: Well, isn't that exactly what recycling is all about? I never knew you were such a Villain at heart, Mao! Mao: Y-You idiot! This is just an experiment… An EVIL experiment! I've created a stimulant! And look at the results! Axel: Power… The incredible power!! I feel like my heart is about to burst out of my chest!! Flonne: Uh…I think you may be having a myocardial infarction… Axel: Listen carefully, can you hear it? That's the sound of the crowd from my most legendary performance ever. Shouting for an encore!! Etna: Erm…I think you are imagining things.

[Warning] Doping …is the use of drugs to improve athletic ability. Athletes try to conceal the fact that they do this. This behavior is forbidden in sporting events like the Olympics in the Human World because it violates the spirit of athletics and the principles of fair competition. Additionally, drugs can often cause serious side effects for humans. Good children must never do drugs.

Axel: Finally, I will have my revenge! I don't want to be a human, [Player]!! Etna: What…? You were never a human in the first place. Are you going crazy? It looks like that stimulant has scrambled your brain. Axel: No, no, that is not what I mean. I just mean I'm ready to risk everything to get my revenge. You should learn to listen more carefully. Axel: …One more time. I don't want to be a human, [Player]!!

[Cleaning Finished] Axel: Wow…! Just this once I choose to let you live… Axel: But [Player]! If you think that you can become more powerful than me, you're deluding yourself! Axel: If you really want to be better than me, you'll have to learn how to rock out better than me… Ms. Raspberyl: Honestly! We managed to overcome all these obstacles, but our day of cleaning has been completely disrupted. Ms. Raspberyl: Sorry, everyone. I guess my teaching style still needs some work… Flonne: No, don't talk like that, Ms. Raspberyl! Flonne: At the very least, we managed to clean up that piece of garbage Axel! That was exactly the same as cleaning the slime off dinner plates! Etna: Flonne, even when you say something super mean, you still say it with a smile on your face.. Ms. Raspberyl: That's true! Mao himself said he found Axel in a garbage dump, right? So you could say that we've successfully taken out the trash! Ms. Raspberyl: …Alright, let's continue our class! Next, we should conduct one melee battle before the sun goes down!! Flonne: Yes, Ms. Raspberyl! Etna: …So, [Player]. Do you think Axel is recyclable garbage? Or is he destined straight for landfill? Axel: Huh!? … W-What is this place? Mao: You're harder to kill than a cockroach. Excellent. You can definitely be made stronger. Axel: Well, of course! I am the strongest Dark Hero in the entire Netherworld! Mao: Let me ask you a question, Axel. You just said you don't want to be a human, right? Mao: You seem very determined. I admire that… Hahahahah… Axel: Wait… W-Why are you smiling like that!? Mao: I will help you become stronger. I'll attach a drill to your right hand and a rocket launcher to your left. On your right foot, I'll attach a Gatling gun and… Axel: What!? No! Don't come any closer! Axel: N-N-Nooo!!! To be continued…

4 - Gold Mine of Desire

[Money is Power!] Ms. Raspberyl: So, this class is finally coming to its end. Are you ready, [Player]? Flonne: Of course! Don't pull your punches! Ok? [Player]. Ms. Raspberyl: A good answer! Today, we will learn about… "Fundraising"!!

[Fundraising] There is a famous proverb in the Netherworld about fundraising. It goes: "sell your parents to honor them." A long time ago, there was a demon who was the perfect son to his parents. He wanted to build his parents a magnificent tomb to honor them after their deaths, so he traveled everywhere to raise funds to build it. He did everything he could think of to earn money. He hung around near vending machines to pick up any loose change. He even became a scrap collector. After doing this for 1000 years, this demon finally became very rich. His hard work really paid off. He was able to build a magnificent tomb to honor his parents. But what happened to his parents? Well…The demon had been so determined to raise funds that he even sold his parents in a bid to raise more cash. That was an excerpt from "Proverbs and Allegories of the Netherworld".

Etna: Charities exist in the Netherworld. But don't forget we are talking about demons here. Do any demons actually donate to charity? Ms. Raspberyl: Of course not. So, we need to find a way to persuade them. Sometimes, the lash of love will need to be used. Flonne: Is that so… Wouldn't that just be blackmail…? (Note: Blackmail is a crime in the Human World!)

[Fundraising in…] Ms. Raspberyl: Excellent! Our fundraiser went very well. Flonne: I'm not entirely sure I'm ok with using violence to raise money… A voice: Stop! All of you are in big trouble! Mao: What is the fourth rule of the Evil Academy…? "A true demon must always take as much as they possibly can." Mao: How dare you engage in a fundraising event! Demons never try to solicit donations. They threaten others with violence. Etna: We stole this money. Every last bit of it! Mao: Oh… Well…demons should always go all out! Etna: But we've already taken as much as we possibly can. Do you have a problem with that? Mao: Hmm… Exploiting the loopholes in the academy's rules, eh? You think you're so smart… Ms. Raspberyl: Ok, now that our bothersome friend has left… We can continue fundraising! Flonne: M-Ms. Raspberyl! About this fundraiser… Ms. Raspberyl: I understand your concern, Flonne. You want to tell me you think we are no different from the Honor Students if we do this, right? Flonne: …Yes. Ms. Raspberyl: It's always been this way. Normies like yourself have struggled to understand what it takes to be a true Delinquent. Don't think about it too much, just try to listen and learn.

[Honor Student Highway] Hoggmeiser: 9.8 billion, 9.9 billion, 10 billion ♪ Hehehe! How I love money! ♥ Etna: Ooh. This guy looks like he's got a bit of spare cash! Ms. Raspberyl: Ok class, this guy will be our last victim, er, I mean donor, for today. Then we can donate all of the money we've gathered so far. Etna: This is daylight robbery. I'm fine with it. Flonne: Ms. Raspberyl, let's give this thieving a rest! We've gone too far this time!! Ms. Raspberyl: I don't really want to do this either. Ms. Raspberyl: But… Just try to understand that I raised this money for the sake of the academy. Flonne: What…? Ms. Raspberyl: A good delinquent must always be true to their school, even if it risks others labeling them a Honor Student. This is what it means to be a real Delinquent. Flonne: Ms. Raspberyl… What are you up to…?

[For the Last Class] Etna: Ms. Raspberyl! So what should we use the donations for? Personally, I think we should purchase some really amazing desserts! Ms. Raspberyl: You make a good point. What should the raised funds be used for? This is the most important question. Flonne: …Giving money away that has been stolen can't be called charity. Ms. Raspberyl: Alright, it is time for our final class! The future of the Evil Academy hinges on this one last class!! A Dark Sun is approaching. Mao: It is finally time.

5 - Fork of Destruction

[The Last Class] Ms. Raspberyl: [Player]. I have nothing left to teach you. So, my final lesson… Flonne: A-An earthquake! Hide underneath your desks! This is what a Delinquent should do in times like this! Ms. Raspberyl: …So it has arrived. Etna: What is this? Ms. Raspberyl: Look!

Ms. Raspberyl: That is a Dark Sun. It is powerful enough to instantly turn the Evil Academy to ashes. It is destruction itself. Flonne: W-What's going to happen!? Ms. Raspberyl: This is my final lesson! Ms. Raspberyl: "Self Sacrifice"!! Etna: S-Self sacrifice…!!? Flonne: I've never had to deal with anything like this!!

[The Academy in Shadow] Ms. Raspberyl: Actually, that Dark Sun is not a natural phenomenon. Ms. Raspberyl: Whoever created it is trying to destroy the Netherworld… and the Evil Academy. Ms. Raspberyl: But, [Player]! You can prevent these terrible things from happening!! You can destroy this Dark Sun!! Etna: Ms. Raspberyl really thinks highly of you, [Player]. That sure is a lot of pressure. Flonne: But if this is about self sacrifice, [Player]'s life alone would be… Ms. Raspberyl: You got it. If we put all of our faith in [Player] alone, the consequences may be terrible. But if we can find a way to work together… Ms. Raspberyl: …You need to get a move on then. Please, Mao.

[Looming Evil] The Dark Sun is right in front of everyone. Flonne: I-It's the Dark Sun…! I can feel so much evil power radiating from it! Etna: Ugh… What in the name of Hades are we going to do!? Flonne: This is insane! It is unstoppable!! A voice: Hehehehe… Do you really think nothing can be done? Mao: What is the fifth rule of the Evil Academy…!? "Demons must always behave badly!" Mao: Turn foolishness into common sense! Make the impossible possible! This is what it means to be a demon!! Mao: [Player]! Don't stop to think! Just attack that Dark Sun, and don't stop!! Mao: Don't worry! For I, with my Evil Quotient of 1.8 million, will create a weapon that will destroy this abominable creation!! Etna: You're going to start developing a new weapon now!? … Isn't it too late for that? Mao: That's no problem. Luckily, we already have the funding in place! We've got that fundraising money! Flonne: The fundraising money…? Ah! So… Ms. Raspberyl: Didn't I already tell you why we were raising that money? To save the academy! Mao: Hmph, what were the odds of this happening… Raspberyl, you are such a Delinquent. Ms. Raspberyl: And you came to the rescue, Mao. Just when the school needed you. I knew you would. Ms. Raspberyl: Mao and [Player]! With your combined strength, nothing is impossible!! Ms. Raspberyl: This is my last lesson… The topic was originally just "Self Sacrifice", but now it's "Using Love to Save the Evil Academy"! Mao: Love is unnecessary!!!! Ms. Raspberyl: You'd better get going, [Player]! Mao! Let me see how strong your friendship is!

[The Final Weapon] Mao: That's awesome, [Player]! This is impressive—for a human! Leave the rest to me!! Mao: Get ready to witness the incredible power of my secret weapon "DISGAEA"! Bow down to my brilliance!

Ms. Raspberyl: I have taught you everything I can. Ms. Raspberyl: [Player]. You'll be an issued a diploma soon. Ms. Raspberyl: For the second time in history, someone will actually graduate from the Evil Academy!!

(Certificate of Graduation - Congratulations! You've impressed me greatly, graduate of Evil Academy! - Ms. Raspberyl) [Player] received a diploma from Ms. Raspberyl. Congratulations on graduating from the Evil Academy! Remember to add this to your resume. Mao: Raspberyl! Why didn't you discuss it with me, the dean of this academy, before you started handing out diplomas left and right! Ms. Raspberyl: I don't see anything wrong with issuing diplomas, Mao. Please find it in your heart to give this student some recognition. Ms. Raspberyl: Recognize that [Player] is indeed your true friend and rival. Mao: Recognize!? I will never do that! Mao: …I only have one rival in this life! Only one in this entire Netherworld! Ms. Raspberyl: Mao… Ms. Raspberyl: It's very nice to hear you say that. Mao: [Player]. I guess you deserve a little bit of recognition. Mao: If you want to give Enhancing a shot, you can come to my lab any time. Mao: Since you are about to graduate… I'll tell you something. Mao: [Player], embrace the evil in your heart. ????: [Player]. A measly human was able to destroy the Dark Sun. I made to bulldoze the Evil Academy into the ground… ????: "That lord" can destroy any number of Dark Suns with just a flick of his little finger, but just in case… ????: If you interfere in my plans again, I will personally make sure your phone screen gets cracked. Hahahaha… To be continued…

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DRPG - Character Episode - Fallen Angel Flonne

A former Apprentice Angel who fell from heaven for the crime of injuring another Angel. A love freak and Tokusatsu aficionado. Devoted to spreading the word of love, with somewhat mixed results…

Level 1/New Summon

Let me introduce myself again. I am Angel Flonne, your own personal angel secretary! Huh? You think I don't look like an Angel? Hehehe! Have I been found out? It's true! I'm actually a Fallen Angel! It's a long story. If you want to hear about it, head to the "Netherworld History" section where you can read about my adventures with Laharl and Etna. 

Ok, I'm done self-aggrandizing. Although I am a Fallen Angel, I could probably still lend you a hand, [Player]. I look forward to working with you.

Level 100

Between you and me, [Player]! Laharl and Etna have no limits! This one time, they met the Prism Rangers. Before the members finished introducing themselves, they started attacking them! I would never attack heroes when they are striking cool poses, introducing themselves or transforming. It's an unspoken rule of the industry. It keeps children watching their shows, worshiping the heroes, and most importantly, buying the merchandise. But Etna and Laharl either don't know or don't care about the rules. It's infuriating!

Level 200

Ah..... I've been in the Netherworld for such a long time.... I feel like everyone here has kind of forgotten that I'm an Angel. Well, I have become a Fallen Angel after all. But, it's not like I've lost my angelic heart, right? .....I mean, I feel comfortable living in the Netherworld.  Even when I stay up late or oversleep, no one tells me off. I can watch cartoons and play video games without anyone getting angry. It's like paradise. But somehow it doesn't feel right. If I keep living like this, I'm afraid that I'll become just like every other Demon here. Demon Flonne.... Hmmmm... I guess there's a nice ring to that name.

Level 500

Sometimes I feel like being a Fallen Angel lets me help smooth out communications between Celestia and the Netherworld. Although diplomatic relations have been restored between Celestia and the Netherworld, people in both places have their prejudices. But, I firmly believe. There will come a day when Angels, Demons and Humans can hold hands and laugh together. 

I saw it with my own eyes. Even Prince Laharl can feel love and compassion! He and the other demons may be a little selfish and headstrong... maybe even somewhat rude… They always put themselves first, and seldom say "sorry" or "thank you". But there is goodwill in them... just sometimes it is hidden deep inside their hearts. So, I'll never give up! [Player], you may think it is difficult to get along with Demons, but just keep believing it is possible! We can do it together,  [Player] ♪

Level 1000

Wow!!!!!!! Lv1000! Lv1000! Yeah. I'm finally a 4-digit woman! Erm... "Don't sell yourself short? You make it sound like you're only worth 1000 HL?" What?! I'm worth much more than 1000 HL! So, [Player]! My new goal is to be worth 100 million! Yeah, 100 million HL… Which means I'll have to reach Lv100000000 as well! Let's do it together, [Player]!

[Friendly Reminder] The highest level in the game is Lv9999. Always fact-check and don't be misled.

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DRPG - Character Episode - Seraphina

The Gorgeous Overlord who has overcome her fear of poverty. Thanks to her newfound strength, she has become a fearless character. She has subtle romantic feelings for Killia.

Level 1/New Summon

Hmph..... I am Seraphina, a Princess Overlord from the Gorgeous Netherworld. Angels, demons or humans, no one can escape the power of my Balor Gaze! It is everyone's duty to be my servant!

I hear that your name is... Oh, you're [Player]. Alright then. You should regard it as a great honor to meet me and feel super fortunate that you and your descendants get to be my slaves. Hahaha, many people also cried tears of joy like you when they heard they were to become my slaves. Hmph.

Level 100

Sir Killia.... It's Sir Killia....? What, [Player]? Do you want to say something? In order to avoid a misunderstanding, let me make it perfectly clear right now that I definitely don't love Sir Killia. It's just strange to me that my Balor Gaze is ineffective on him, so I need to win over his heart to set things straight.

That's right. My dignity is at stake, the dignity of a beautiful woman! This isn't some popular TV romance drama or some trashy story you'd find in any old convenience store magazine. Understand? Let's wait and see. Just you watch! Sir Killia will be begging to be with me soon enough!

Level 200

Sir Killia..... Ah, yes. Sir Killia is in love with Miss Liezerota. But why doesn't my Balor Gaze have any effect on him?! It's so annoying! I get it now. This is jealousy.... I never thought I could be jealous of anyone else. But whenever I think of Sir Killia, I get taken over by extremely negative emotions. I just get so angry when I think of Miss Liezerota and Sir Killia together! I want to rip her to shreds!

I used to think that jealousy was just a hysterical emotion that stupid humans feel.... Love makes people crazy I guess. ...... No, that's not right. What I am feeling has nothing to do with love. It has everything to do with my desire to be an Overlord and to have dignity! Sir Killia's heart will be mine! I will get back my dignity!

Level 500

Listen to me, [Player]. I guess I am just a little too concerned about Liezorota. I'm a lot different from her. I'm just wasting my time being jealous of her. There's no point in doing so. It's so true. Why have I only realized this now? I will never be anything like Liezorota. I'll never get to be with Killia.

However, when we are on the battlefield, Sir Killia and I are the perfect partners. This relationship is based on mutual trust, not love. But trust is an important part of a relationship too. The trust between Sir Killia and me is something everyone would die to have.  Thinking about our relationship in this way, I feel a lot better. In a way, Sir Killia's heart is already mine! Right?

Level 1000

[Player]. Thank you. I can't stop talking about Sir Killia. I guess you must find it really annoying. But... Looks like you've stayed by my side despite this flaw. I really appreciate that. So, I've decided. From now on, I will forget about Sir Killia. Well, don't read too much into that. It's not like I'll never talk to him again. 

But, [Player]. I feel comforted when I'm by your side. I don't know when it happened, but it seems that you've replaced Sir Killia..... [Player]. It seems you've forced your way uninvited into enter my heart. And more than that. You stole a piece of my heart while there! You were the one who was supposed to kneel before me. Not the other way around! ....Well, it's not a big problem. I'll make an exception just this once. But there is one condition... You need to stay with me...forever, [Player].

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Hi all! Apologies for the inactivity, I've been rather busy... but I've been working with the lovely Djinn of the (formerly) official DRPG Discord server to get some archives completed. Currently all the Boltrend-translated events are available to read, and a good number of Djinn's (far better) translations are also available.

I'll get everything properly linked on the navigation page when I have the time, but for now, please enjoy!

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DRPG - Character Episode - Killia

Supported by his friends, Killia has overcome his anger and sadness. No longer confused, his true power has already awakened.

Level 1/New Summon

Ah...... It seems that I will always be forced to fight no matter what I do. You can call me Killia. And you're [Player], right? I've heard about you. You've really set your expectations high with this whole "train the strongest Overlord" business.

Fate has brought us together. So let me help you out a little. I can use my magic to help others. I swear I'll try my best. Anyway, it's a pleasure to meet you, [Player].

Level 100

[Player]. In the past... I also wanted to become the strongest fighter in existence. But as my pursuit of this goal grew longer, I began to view everyone around me as opponents. Although some people claimed to worry about me, I didn't believe them. To me, everyone was an enemy.

I just wanted to be the strongest, but all that awaited me was cold loneliness.... It made me hurt the mentor who believed in me... hurt the one I love....

Heed my advice. It's not too late to turn back. .......I can see that you are very determined. If that is what you desire, I guess I can stick by you for a while... to make sure you don't make the same foolish mistake I did. If you do fumble.... then.

Level 200

[Player]. It seems that your path thus far has been pretty smooth. You haven't heard any dark voices inside your head? That dark voice is the sound of desire. It never stops preying on your heart. It feeds on the weakness inside your soul. It tempts you with sweet words.

Tell me. What do you plan on doing once you've helped someone become the strongest Overlord? After you've accomplished that task, will you be able to restrain your desires? What lies before you is the road to destruction. Or perhaps...

Level 500

[Player], you certainly are very powerful. But I'm not referring to your fighting abilities. What I mean to say is that you have a strong heart. You really want to help someone become the most powerful Overlord. This sincerity proves that you are strong. You slave away day after day not for your own benefit, but because you want to help others. I've been watching you with skepticism. But it would appear I have been worrying for nothing.

Goldion, the Great Demon Fist, was my master. He invented many "Ultimate Demon Technique" skills..... And discovered the essence of the "Ultimate Demon Techniques"..... [Player], maybe you're qualified to inherit his knowledge.

Level 1000

The... The power...! ...Never in my wildest dreams. This power reminds me of what I had when people called me Tyrant Overlord Killidia. I never thought that I could obtain such power without being a Tyrant Overlord, but as Killia....... [Player], you are amazing! If anyone is to help a Demon become the strongest Overlord, it's you. I believe that you will not use this power to serve your selfish needs, but to help the weak and downtrodden.

Although you must still keep fighting, I believe that when you emerge victorious, you'll put an end to all this war. I look forward to our working together, [Player], my friend.

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DRPG - Character Episode - Valvatorez

This young vampire is a Prinny Instructor. His favorite thing in the world is sardines. It's said that he's actually a very influential being.

Level 1/New Summon

My name is Valvatorez! I'm an ancient vampire and a Prinny Instructor in the Netherworld! [Player]! I've heard that you're interested in training the greatest Overlord of all time! Strongest Overlord Trainer and Prinny Instructor! You and I both have a passion for education! We both have a common goal!

So, beginning today, you will also be a Prinny Instructor! Prinny Rule No.1! You shall always include the word "dood" in every line you say! Come, let me teach you a thing or two! Hmph... Let's get on the road of trials! ....Oh I forgot to ask, [Player]. Do you like to eat Sardines?

[Player] got a Sardine from Valvatorez! This Sardine is fresh from the sea!

Level 100

Listen up, [Player]! So, now that you're also a Prinny Instructor, you'll need to remember something. You must always keep true to your promises, even if you don't like the other person you're making a promise to. To Demons, every agreement is a contract... and a noble one at that. In the past, I thought this social custom was just a formality, but my laziness made me suffer greatly. Since then, I gave up human blood and my Vampire powers have been depleted.

However, this little situation allowed me to discover another source of power... Sardines! They really are a magical food. ...Hmm? Now that I think about it. I guess if that's the case, then breaking an agreement might not be all bad. Hahah! What a situation to be in! I will make you a promise! I will remain by your side until you have successfully trained the strongest Overlord!

I will continue to eat Sardines in order to keep this promise alive! You can eat some too!!

Level 200

 [Player], have you eaten any Sardines in the past few days? Vampires get their strength from human blood. Although I've given up human blood, I'm still alive and kicking. I love Sardines! In other words, Sardines are my lifeblood! Although Fenrich doesn't want to admit it, this is an undeniable fact! 

Sardines are my favorite thing in the whole world! How can I repay them....? This is a problem that's been eating away at my brain. Thankfully, I've thought up some concrete and realistic plans. Tell me what you think. Plan No.1. Push the United Nations to pass an international treaty that bans the overfishing of Sardines. Plan No.2. Concoct delicious dishes made from Sardines to teach the world why they are the best thing around. Plan No.3. In Japanese, the character for "Sardine" is a combination of the character for "fish" and the character for "weak". I want to change this so the character for "strong" is used instead. Plan No.4. I could modify the brains of all Sardines so that they can talk happily with one another. Plan No.5...... (He rambles on until he reaches Plan No.100.)

So there you have it. My 100 Plans for the Improved Wellbeing of Sardines! If you stick with me, all of these plans will be fully implemented! What do you think, [Player]?

Level 500

[Player], so you've already met Artina? She's a little weird, right? That girl always puts others before herself. When I first met her, she was like this. She never hesitates to risk her own life to save others.... Me and her have made an agreement. I will drink her blood once I've successfully instilled fear into her.

Looking back, that agreement was a turning point in my life. If I had never met that girl… Or if I broke our agreement and continued to drink human blood, I'd still have my Vampire powers. However, doing so would make me lose my dignity as a Demon. Which is more important? I think you can understand, [Player]. This is why I am grateful to her.... Thank you, Artina. Don't tell any of this to Artina. ..... And also, keep this a secret from Fenrich.

Level 1000

Oh, my......!? The power!! I feel like I just ate fresh Sardines from Chiba Prefecture! It reminds me of a Toyama Prefecture specialty I once had. The Sardines are in ice! They're so shiny! This power! My body feels amazing...! I feel like I am a Tyrant once again! [Player], thanks! You have certainly proved something to me. As long as there are Sardines, there is no predicament that can't be solved!

I don't think there is a word in the dictionary to describe the friendship you and I have! Our friendship is as strong as the power hidden inside Sardines! ....Yes! I just thought of something! From this day forward, I will call you Sardine [Player]! Or maybe you prefer [Player] Sardine!! Choose one! Choose the one you like!!

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DRPG - Character Episode - Mao

He's the current Dean of Evil Academy.He has an EQ of 1.8 million and loves conducting evil research.He's also a remodeling maniac who loves to drizzle soy sauce on omelets.

Mao

Level 1/New Summon

I am Mao, the Dean of the Evil Academy and the No.1 Freshman Leader. I have been recognized as the fiercest and brightest student who has ever attended the academy.

You are [Player], right? Are you also a top student? Are you a Delinquent?

Do you wash your hands after using the toilet? Do you like to steal other students' lunches? Do you never return any games you borrow from your friends? Every top student does these things. You should never go to bed or get up early, have a perfect attendance record, or be nice to others. [Player]. You'll definitely make a good top student.

Level 100

[Player]. When you have the time, would you mind accompanying me? It's nothing major. It'll take no time at all. It's just a little experiment.

I just want to make some modifications to allow you to fly freely in the sky. How does that sound? Why are you so nervous? Don't worry! It'll just hurt a little. If you undergo this experiment, I'll reward you with a year's supply of sweet potatoes! Doesn't that sound nice?

Level 200

It's not easy to run a school. Last night, I broke into the home of students who were late in paying their tuition fees and demanded they hand over the money they owe, including interest (The annual interest rate is 100%).... Just the other day, I beat up a Delinquent Teacher who was asking for a raise. I then asked him to hand over tuition fees. There are little things like this happening every day. I don't have any time to rest.

If I had my way, I'd give up being the dean and just focus on my research.

Perhaps, [Player]. Maybe you'd make a good dean. Calm yourself. With my EQ of 1.8 million, I'll easily be able to transform you into an excellent dean. Don't move, [Player]. Hahahahah....

Level 500

[Player]. Today is the anniversary of my father's death.... My father was a great Overlord. Since we're on good terms, I can tell you the truth. When I was a kid, I always idolized my dad....

But, because of me, he… I needed to surpass my father and become the Evil Academy's dean. This is all I can do for him now.

My power will never stop increasing...... Although, even I have my limits, of course. [Player]. I would be very grateful if you could remain by my side.To assist me in future.

Level 1000

[Player]. I've become much stronger because of you. When I first heard that there were humans coming to the Netherworld to train Demons, I laughed out loud.... You definitely know your stuff, and you should not take those words lightly coming from me, the Dean of the Evil Academy. I believe that you're talented enough to train someone to become the strongest Overlord in history.

There's one more thing. To me, although I treat Raspberyl as an enemy, we are actually in some ways friends… But with you, it's safe to say we are even more than friends. Perhaps even best friends.

[Player]. My friend. From this day forward, we will battle side by side!

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DRPG - EVENT - Magic Cutie Piua~Piuas! / Magic Cutie Purity Party! / Magic Cutie Pure Heart! ☆ Make/Let the Sakura Bloom!

5/5 - On Being a Magic Cutie

Together with their new companion, Puretina, the party goes to the final battle to stop Love Oracle.

The Reason for Darktina

Pure Sicily: Oh, I forgot to ask, the Love Power was corrupted by Artina's  negative emotions, right?

Puretina: Yup. As a result, Love Power turned into Dark Power, causing all this mess.

Pure Sicily: So Miss Artina has  negative emotions in her heart.  Why?

Puretina: Well... It's all over and I'm fine!  Anyway, let's move on...

Pure Flonne: No!  Now Love Oracle is in the same situation as Puretina. If we figure out the answer, we might be able to get him back to normal!

Puretina: Ugh... Are you sure you want to know?

Pure Flonne: Yes!

Puretina: Ugh...  Understood. Actually I was tasked  by the Archangel.

Pure Sicily: To collect money?

Puretina: That too, but mainly the Archangel asked me to  "hold a Magic Cutie show"  when the sakura blossom. Because of this, I had to deal with tight deadlines  and budgetary pressures day after day  to secure costumes and cast members...

Pure Sicily: What a terrible boss.

Pure Flonne: As a fellow Magic Cutie fan, I have something to say!

Puretina: I can't say it was  the other "you". In the past week or so  I have been so busy with my work  that I didn't get a good night's sleep.

Pure Sicily: So when we met, you were completely out of it.

Puretina: So when that strong power  entered my body, the negative emotions inside me exploded.

Pure Flonne: I-I'm sorry!  Puretina...

Puretina: I'm fine now.  Being Darktina helped me  blow off all that steam.

Pure Sicily: So, you're saying that Love Oracle  has those negative emotions, too?

Puretina: Yeah.  If we can release them, I think he will come to his senses.

Pure Sicily: All right!  Let's hurry up and cleanse  Love Oracle's negative emotions!

Stage 1 - Cleansing Activity 1 Stage 2 - Cleansing Activity 2

Longing for the Real Thing

Puretina: Found you, Love Oracle!

Love Oracle: Oh, that was pretty fast.  As expected of real Magic Cuties.  I really envy you...

Pure Sicily: Love Oracle, dark power has made you lose control. Now, we're going to cleanse you  and put you back together again!

Love Oracle: I don't need it.

Puretina: What do you mean?

Love Oracle: The Dark Power  reveals my feelings.  It makes me feel free. I've been a fake for all this time, but now I feel real! I didn't have the power  of Magic Cuties like you. But now it's different.  Now with this power, I can make my ideals a reality!

Pure Sicily: But it's wrong to involve other demons  just for the sake of your ideals!

Love Oracle: That's because  you're a real Magic Cutie! Get them.  My servants!

Puretina: So many demons  possessed by the Dark Power!?

Love Oracle: They will  take your love!

Puretina: Pure Sicily!

Pure Sicily: Yes!  Restore their sanity  and find Love Oracle!

Stage 3 - Cleansing Activity 3 Stage 4 - Cleansing Activity 4

Let's Go See Sakura

Pure Flonne: We did it!  The demons have come to their senses  and are resting!

Puretina: Now it's time to deal with Love Oracle.

Love Oracle: Damn it, why are you trying to stop me?  I'll soon be a real Magic Cutie!

Pure Sicily: Is this what a real Magic Cutie would do?  You taught me that, didn't you? That Magic Cuties help those in need, and give them love and hope.  What you do is completely different!

Love Oracle: Sh-Shut up!  I'm going to be a Magic Cutie...  I'm going to be a Magic Cutie at any cost!

Puretina: Maybe his admiration for Magic Cuties is too strong  to be swayed by words alone.

Love Oracle: Of course. I used to love watching  "Pretty Guardian Lovely V"  on TV. And that's where I got the name  Love Oracle from.

Pure Flonne: Mmm! Is that so?  You've got good taste.

Puretina: Lady Flonne, this is not a time to be impressed.

Pure Sicily: Hmm? How come you become a Magic Cutie when you wanted to be a Pretty Guardian?

Love Oracle: After the Lovely V episode ended, I left the TV on and Magic Cutie came on after. That's where these girls in pretty costumes were helping people in need with the power of love and hope. I wanted to be like that.  With that in mind, I made a costume  and came up with Magic Cutie Techniques. However, it was all just pretend.  But now, I'll be a real Magic Cutie soon!  My dream will come true at last!

Puretina: You can do a lot of things with Dark Power but is it still not enough?

Love Oracle: I'll have all the love in the Netherworld, and use that power to become a real girl!  Then I will become a completely invincible Magic Cutie!

Pure Flonne: Completely invincible Magic Cutie!  Hmmm... I like that, I surely do!

Puretina: Well, I don't think it's possible, but maybe it is?

Pure Sicily: That's absolutely not acceptable!  Love Oracle, what you're doing makes you a villain! I'll remind you  with all the Magic Cutie Techniques  you taught me.

Puretina: Okay! Let's save Love Oracle  together!

Pure Sicily: Love Oracle, when you're back to normal, we will go see the sakura together!

Stage 5 - Fierce Battle with Love Oracle! Boss - Love Oracle: I am the perfect Magic Cutie!!

We Are Magic Cuties!

Love Oracle: E-Everyone...

Pure Flonne: Love Oracle, you've come to your senses!

Love Oracle: I'm sorry, I...  I've put everyone in danger, and I don't deserve to be a Magic Cutie...

Puretina: That's not true.  Your love for Magic Cuties is real.  It was only distorted by Dark Power.

Pure Sicily: Yup! You have the heart  of a real Magic Cutie more than anyone else.  Be confident!

Love Oracle: Pure Sicily...  Thank you.

Puretina: Uh, excuse me?  Love Oracle is back to normal, but the demons are still possessed by evil...

Pure Sicily: So many of them left!?

Love Oracle: It's okay.  With Magic Cuties joining forces, nothing is impossible!

Pure Sicily: How do we  join forces?

Love Oracle: The last Magic Cutie Technique... "Friends are the greatest magic" !  There's nothing hard about it. Everyone hold each other's hands.  And unleash the power of our love and hope throughout the Netherworld! This is our  combined love technique  "Magic Cutie Purity Party"--!

Pure Sicily: Go-----!!

Puretina: Look! We did it!  The demons are coming to their senses!

Pure Sicily: Hey, look at that!

Puretina: That's a very big sakura tree!  How beautiful!

Pure Sicily: But why? That sakura tree wasn't there until just now...

Pure Flonne: It's a miracle! And it's all  thanks to our  Magic Cutie Purity Party!

Love Oracle: How true!!

Pure Sicily: Sakura blooming in the Netherworld...  Magic Cuties are so awesome!

Puretina: Good for you, Pure Sicily!  Now the incident is solved  and your wish has been granted, right?

Pure Sicily: Ah! Look at the sakura!

Love Oracle: So these are sakura?!  Amazing!

Puretina: We also invited the  demons we met.  It turned into a big party.

Pure Sicily: I'm glad they all seem to be having fun!

Love Oracle: By the way, wasn't Pure Flonne  going to put on a show?

Pure Flonne: Everyone! Are you ready?  The Magic Cutie show  is starting soon!

Puretina: I'm not prepared yet...

Pure Flonne: Prince Laharl and Mr. Valvatorez are both here, so we've got to start it!

Puretina: V-Vampire!?

Love Oracle: How about you, Pure Sicily?  Still feeling embarrassed?

Pure Sicily: No! We've all come this far together, and we've learned how wonderful Magic Cuties are!  I'll show it to big brother too!

Love Oracle: That's the spirit!  Then let's let  Pure Sicily go first!

Pure Sicily: Yup!  Magic Cutie Technique No.4!  "Always Smile, Always Love"

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DRPG - EVENT - Magic Cutie Piua~Piuas! / Magic Cutie Purity Party! / Magic Cutie Pure Heart! ☆ Make/Let the Sakura Bloom!

4/5 - Love's Miracle

Darktina's blow hit Love Oracle causing great damage. The fate of Love Oracle… what will it be?

It's For Oracle Too

Pure Sicily: Love Oracle!  Are you alright!? ...Huh?

Love Oracle: Heh, I'm fine, Pure Sicily.  I am a Magic Cutie after all.

Pure Sicily: L-Love Oracle...  You look...

Love Oracle: Eh...?  Is something wrong with my look-- Whooooaaaa...!?

Darktina: Huh, through my power, you are now penniless... and that costume  has been collected as my property.

Pure Sicily: Dark Artina can even take costumes!

Pure Flonne: Wow... Such power is terrifying!

Darktina: Well, this is a chance for you, a fake who wears knock-off outfits, to see the error of your ways!

Takashi Boy: I did my best... To make it...  But I'm a fake after all... Uh...Aaarrrhhhhh!!

Pure Sicily: Hey, wait!

Pure Flonne: That's too far even by my standard! Darktina!  That's awful!  Apologize to Love Oracle!

Darktina: Lady Flonne... That again, you just keep asking me to do stuff...! I just want to  get this over with and relax!  Please don't interrupt me!

Pure Flonne: Ugh, looks like we have to free her  from the Dark Power after all.  Pure Sicily!

Pure Sicily: Understood. Uh, Miss Flonne.  Despite being a weirdo, Love Oracle's love for Magic Cuties could not be more real. He always tried so hard to help me, and anyone in need! I won't let what he did go to waste, and I'll definitely bring you back, Miss Artina!

Stage 1 - Delivering Love 1 Stage 2 - Delivering Love 2

Liberation, and...

Darktina: My servants...!?

Pure Flonne: Pure Sicily, now!

Pure Sicily: Yes!  The love power I received from Miss Flonne.  And the techniques I learned from Love Oracle.

Pure Sicily: I put them all into this punch!

Darktina: How can I, Darktina, be---

Pure Sicily: Let me tell you, Miss Artina.  No, Dark Artina.  Magic Cuties --- Will always win in the end!!!!

Darktina: Kyahhhh... Ugh...  I was...

Pure Sicily: Miss Artina!  How do you feel? Are you back to normal?

Darktina: Sicily...? I see...  Your love dispelled the darkness  that was controlling me.

Pure Flonne: Darktina, I was so worried about you!

Darktina: D-Darktina...  Oh, how embarrassing...  In front of everyone like that...

Pure Sicily: That was not the real you.

Darktina: I remember everything.  And I was a little more assertive, which was kind of pleasant. But I feel sorry for those who became desperate because of my evil money collecting... I didn't expect such power  when I was transformed...

Pure Sicily: It's not your fault Miss Artina.  It's all because of Miss Flonne  who imbued you with love power all of a sudden.

Pure Flonne: I was trying to  ease Artina's fatigue!  But I'm really sorry...

Darktina: No, I'm sorry  that I wasn't able to  control my emotions.

Pure Sicily: But, why was Miss Artina the only one  whose negative emotions were heightened?

Darktina: Well...

Demon Penniless: Budget... Delivery Date... Cost...  Give it to me...

Pure Sicily: Why!  Miss Artina has come back to her senses, why are these demons still possessed?

A voice: That's because I gave them my power!

Stage 3 - Collecting from the Demons 1 Stage 4 - Collecting from the Demons 2

Enemies Yesterday, Friends Today

Pure Sicily: You are Love Oracle!?

Love Oracle: Heh heh. I went back home for a change, and was worried if I could make it in time.  But it seems the timing was just perfect.

Pure Sicily: Love Oracle, thank goodness  you are okay!

Darktina: Wait, Sicily.  Love Oracle just said  "My Power."

Pure Flonne: Yes.  What's that supposed to mean?

Love Oracle: Hmhmhm, I was wrong.  I thought that Darktina's dark power  was something evil. But I didn't realize it was  so empowering and wonderful!

Pure Sicily: So...

Pure Flonne: Apparently, he was possessed  by Darktina's power.

Darktina: *Sob* Sorry...

Love Oracle: You don't have to apologize. I'm rather grateful actually.  You gave me the power  of a true Magic Cutie!

Pure Sicily: Love Oracle!  Have you forgotten  the Magic Cutie techniques?

Love Oracle: I don't need them anymore!  I'm going to steal the love from everyone in the Netherworld  and become a real Magic Cutie this time!

Pure Sicily: How could you!?

Love Oracle: I'll show you guys.  A glimpse of my power!

Demon Loveseeker: Give me love.  What is love?  Anyway~ I don't care.

Pure Flonne: Apparently Love Oracle's  dark power is making them  even more violent!

Darktina: Lady Flonne, Sicily.  Let me make amends for all the trouble I've caused.

Pure Sicily: Miss Artina?

Darktina: I will join your fight  and restore Love Oracle's sanity!

Pure Sicily: Okay!  Let's dispel the dark power  of Love Oracle together!

Stage 5 - vs. Love Oracle Boss - Love Oracle: I'm going to show you my new powers!

Magic Cutie Reborn

Love Oracle: Guh, it's getting tough  with Darktina in the mix. I need to steal more love  and be the most powerful Magic Cutie!

Pure Sicily: Love Oracle, wait!

Pure Flonne: He's gone.

Darktina: I'm really sorry.  It was all my fault...

Pure Sicily: Didn't I tell you?  It's not Miss Artina's fault.  You are also a victim.

Pure Flonne: *Sob* It's my fault to have imbued you  the power of love on a whim... Sorry...

Darktina: No, you don't need to apologize to me, Lady Flonne...

Pure Sicily: Well then, Miss Artina.  Join us and fight as a Magic Cutie, Miss Artina!

Darktina: As a Magic Cutie?

Pure Flonne: That would be great!  We had some great coordination  in the fight earlier! I fought to make up for my mistakes before.  But now, as Magic Cuties, let's fight to  save Love Oracle!

Pure Sicily: Yup! Magic Cuties help those  in need with love and hope!

Darktina: I see.  Magic Cuties are  very loving beings. I see.  I, as a Magic Cutie, will save Love Oracle with you two!

Pure Flonne: Oh! A former enemy Magic Cutie becomes an ally  thanks to the power of love! What an amazing development! Now, instead of Darktina, you are Pure Artina...  It's Puretina!

Puretina: Puretina...  It's kind of embarrassing, but I'll do my best!

Pure Sicily: Alright, let's find  Love Oracle!

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DRPG - EVENT - Magic Cutie Piua~Piuas! / Magic Cutie Purity Party! / Magic Cutie Pure Heart! ☆ Make/Let the Sakura Bloom!

3/5 - Salvation of Love

The group chases after Darktina with Pure Sicily in the lead. All the while, Pure Sicily keeps practicing her Magic Cutie Techniques.

Don't Think. Just Feel It.

Pure Sicily: Hey, do you really want me to just choose a random direction?

Love Oracle: No problem. Magic Cuties always attract each other. We ran into each other right?

Pure Sicily: But I didn't feel anything?

Love Oracle: That's because you hadn't mastered your Magic Cutie powers back then. You should be able to sense her now!

Pure Sicily: Hmmm, somehow I think I can feel Miss Artina's presence from over there!

Pure Flonne: Yeah! My Love Power is also telling me that there is something suspicious over there! Darktina must be up ahead!

Pure Sicily: ...Aren't you jumping the gun a little?

Pure Flonne: No, I'm not!

Love Oracle: Then, Magic Cutie Technique No.4! Let's go while practicing "Always Smile, Always Love"!

Stage 1 - Searching for Darktina 1 Stage 2 - Searching for Darktina 2

The Effect of Dark Power

Pure Sicily: Found you! Miss Artina!

Darktina: Hmhmhm, not enough, more! More money for me~!

Pure Flonne: She's relentless. She should be called the Angel of Avarice.

Pure Sicily: But Miss Artina doesn't collect more money than she has to. There must be a reason why she collected that much money from the demons!

Love Oracle: That black outfit. No doubt. The power given by Pure Flonne acts on the negative emotions of Artina, and transformed her into that state!

Pure Sicily: Negative emotions of Miss Artina... How do you know that?

Love Oracle: When a Magic Cutie goes to the dark side, her costume turns black... It happens all the time in Magic Cutie Anime!

Pure Sicily: Anime again!?

Pure Flonne: Umm... Why are demons trying to collect money?

Love Oracle: Getting robbed of all their money by Darktina's power... Such despair must have corrupted those demons' minds.

Pure Sicily: So, if Miss Artina continues to collect, more and more demons will be affected!

Pure Flonne: No way! Demons! Please! Stop collecting money!

Demon Busy: Collect... I need to collect fast... Delivery date... gonna miss the date…

Demon Hunger: Got to cut the cost... Budget... budget...AHHHH…

Pure Sicily: They are not listening!

Love Oracle: Calm down, Pure Sicily! Only hope saves hearts in despair... Which mean, only we, the Magic Cuties, can save them! Magic Cutie Technique No.5, "Love is the best weapon"! We'll restore their sanity with our love!

Pure Sicily: We need to help those in need! Alright, Let's do it!

Stage 3 - Operation: Dark Power Purification 1 Stage 4 - Operation: Dark Power Purification 2

For You

Pure Sicily: No... There's no end to them!

Love Oracle: We have to deal with the source.

Pure Flonne: Which means Darktina!

Darktina: What's wrong with me?

Pure Sicily: Miss Artina!?

Darktina: Pure Sicily! Did I tell you to call me Darktina~!

Pure Sicily: This is not the time for that! Miss Artina, please stop!

Darktina: That not gonna happen.

Pure Sicily: Why is that? Miss Artina... Please join us to make sakura bloom and let's look at the sakura together!

Darktina: That's a very tempting offer, but I'm on a mission.

Love Oracle: ...To collect money from demons all over the Netherworld?

Darktina: Yes. My job is done once I've collected all the money in the Netherworld.

Pure Sicily: ---job?

Darktina: Besides, I am only collecting the ill-gotten gains and money that demons have been embezzling. And now you are trying to stop me?

Love Oracle: Don't you see? All those demons you robbed became penniless and desperate. As long as you continue taking their money, the demons will not stop running amok!

Darktina: They are running amok because of me? ... No, you're lying. You are trying to trick me!

Pure Flonne: No I'm not! Darktina, please come to your senses!

Darktina: Lady Flonne... Ugh, delivery date... Budget… If you try to interfere, you will sleep until my work is done!

Love Oracle: This isn't working. Pure Sicily, there's only one way to make Darktina come to her senses. Magic Cutie Technique No.6, "Trust in your friends, hand in hand"!

Pure Flonne: We'll purge the dark powers with our Magic Cutie love, the Love Power!

Pure Sicily: Usalia is bait... I see, plip. Miss Artina... No, Dark Artina. We'll definitely get you back to normal!

Stage 5 - Vs. Dark Artina Boss - Darktina: You will sleep until my work is done!

An Echoing Voice

Darktina: Grh, I didn't know you've mastered the power of Magic Cutie this well. That's great, Pure Sicily.......

Pure Sicily: Please, Miss Artina! Stop it!

Darktina: No... I have to collect money from all over the Netherworld. Otherwise, it won't end... Job...My job... There's no end to it no matter how hard I work...

Pure Sicily: Uh, Miss Flonne. Does the job Miss Artina is talking about have something to do with Miss Flonne?

Pure Flonne: Huh!? But how? I don't recall anything…

Pure Sicily: No way…

Darktina: It can be ended with the power of Magic Cutie. So... Get out of my way!

Pure Sicily: Wha--!?

Love Oracle: Watch out! Pure Sicily!! Whooooaaaa...!?

Pure Sicily: L-Love Oracle!!

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DRPG - Character Gate - Majin Etna

The Cursed Majin's True Self

Flonne: A terrifying and deathly portal... Finally! We've finally become the very first humans (?) to set foot on this uncharted land! Da-da-da-dun! The code for this operation...

Flonne: So, we've found a Majin. It's Etna! She is the Majin! Ok, friends, see you next week! The End

Etna: This script is awful. We must have received a ton of complaints from our audience when this first aired.

Flonne: Oh, keep quiet about that. Etna, you're a Majin, meaning Demon God, right?

Etna: Yes. But this is my normal form right now. I only become a Majin when there is an emergency.

Flonne: I heard that you first gained this title when you ran away from home that time you and Laharl got into a fight?

Etna: Yes, yes. But, I actually would prefer to be called an Overlord.

Flonne: You mean, Ovrlords have more privileges than Majins? An Overlord is better than a Majin and a Majin is better than a regular demon. This ranking system is quite rare.

Etna: Oh yeah? I think this ranking system is pretty standard in the Netherworld. Gods aren't really welcome here.

Flonne: Well, I wasn't aware of that.

Etna: Oh, [Player]. Should we conduct a trial to see whether you can summon Majin Etna?

The Sudden Trial of Majin

Flonne: It's probably just a simple case of collecting all of the "Shards of Majin Etna", and boom, Majin Etna appears! Ok, [Player], let's go!

Etna: After all, you're bound to meet more terrifying enemies in the future. Tyrant Overlords... Gods of All Overlords... You better pass this trial as soon as possible in order to reach the Majin level, [Player].

Flonne: There are Tyrant Overlords and Gods of All Overlords!?

Etna: That's right. For example, there is Zenon the God of All Overlords and Tyrant Overlord Baal. We can't just rely on common sense when dealing with them. There are also "Evil Gods", "Gods of Destruction", "Oracles", "Hades Overlord", "Dark Dragons", "Corrupted", and many other unclaimed titles.

Flonne: The Netherworld really is a complicated place. I'm so excited!

Etna transforms into Majin Etna!

Etna: Let's begin, [Player]! Work hard and pass this trial! I believe in you!

A Coveted Title?

Etna: You are quite capable of doing it, [Player]. Maybe you are up to the task of summoning my Majin version!

Flonne: In other words, [Player] is already a Majin [Player], right? That's awesome! I also want a cool title.

Etna: Flonne-chan has a title "Fallen Angel".

Flonne: Huh? But I am really into titles that are bold and stand out from the crowd. Like the Prism Rangers, The Nether Police! Or the Cosmic Ninja!

Etna: Flonne-chan, you really are corny. Those don't sound like good titles at all.

Flonne: Huh? That's not it. Right, [Player]? Prism Ranger [Player]. Nether Police [Player]. Cosmic Ninja [Player]. Hmm... They all sound good to me.

Flonne looks at you with excitement! She is smiling, but there's a steely look in her eyes! She's serious! Run, [Player]!

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DRPG - EVENT - Magic Cutie Piua~Piuas! / Magic Cutie Purity Party! / Magic Cutie Pure Heart! ☆ Make/Let the Sakura Bloom!

2/5 - Magic Cutie Techniques

Despite Sicily's confusion at suddenly transforming into a Magic Cutie, Pure Flonne didn't hesitate to slaughter the enemies. But what about the sakura?

So Embarrassing…

Demon Poverty: Reduce... Costs... Otherwise... Money would... Money would... Grraagghhhhh!!

Pure Flonne: There you are! You demon robbers! I, Pure Flonne, will—

Pure Sicily: W-Wait, Miss Flon… Ahchoo!!

Demon Poverty: Gyaaaaaaaaaaaah~!!

Pure Flonne: Wow, the sneeze of Pure turned the demons into shining stars in the sky! Mm hm! Instead of being swallowed by Love Power, you were able to use its awesome power!

Pure Sicily: This power is awesome, but it's so scary... Can I change back before I break something? Besides, this dress is embarrassing…

Pure Flonne: What are you saying! Being pristine and fluttery is exactly why it's cute! When Laharl sees this dress, he'll say— "Wow. It does look great on you... I'll look at sakura with you if wear that dress." or something...♪

Pure Sicily: Big brother will!? Th-then... I'll wear it for a bit longer~ But I have to do something about the rampaging power…

Pure Flonne: It's fine! With love, you can master it in no time! Pure Sicily's power is essential for us to stop Darktina!

Pure Sicily: Hmmm... So what do I do exactly?

A voice: Let me tell you what to do!

Pure Sicily: Y-You are....!? ...Who?

Love Oracle: I am Love Oracle! Like you guys, my hobby is being a Magic Cutie!

Stage 1 - Magic Cutie Debut 1 Stage 2 - Magic Cutie Debut 2

Love Oracle

Love Oracle: I am Love Oracle! Like you guys, my hobby is being a Magic Cutie!

Love Oracle: Your costumes are really nice! Did you make them yourselves? Can I take a look at them?

Pure Sicily: Miss Flonne, a weirdo!

Pure Flonne: With all due respect, we are not Magic Cuties just for fun! Seriously! Devotedly! For the sake of love! That's why we became Magic Cuties!

Love Oracle: Devotedly... So you are the real Magic Cuties! Then please! Lemme help!

Pure Sicily: But Miss Flonne is an Awakened Angel. She's not a Magic Cutie.

Pure Flonne: Oh geez, Pure Sicily. Don't mind such petty details. We are both pure!

Pure Sicily: Did Miss Flonne just say I was pure?! But you... are a boy right? Why do you want to be a Magic Cutie?

Love Oracle: Who decided that a man couldn't be a Magic Cutie? With love and hope in our hearts, we rush to those who grieve! A wish to make everyone smile... With mantra that in their heart, anyone can become a Magic Cutie!

Pure Flonne: And speaking of Magic Cuties, we should not forget about adorable dresses!

Love Oracle: That's right! You and I are going to be good friends, Pure Flonne!

Pure Sicily: Wh-What should I do!? I can't keep up with those two!

Love Oracle: It was fate that we met in this way! Lemme show you what being a Magic Cutie is about!

Pure Sicily: Eeeehhh!?

Stage 3 - Magic Cutie Training 1 Stage 4 - Magic Cutie Training 2

Love Oracle's Instruction

Love Oracle: Now lemme share with you the "Seven Techniques" that have been passed down among Magic Cuties. By mastering this, you will become a certified Magic Cutie! ♪

Pure Flonne: Ooh! Good for you, Pure Sicily!

Pure Sicily: I'd prefer to learn how to control my power…

Love Oracle: That's alright! Because the Magic Cutie Techniques are about dealing with the power of Magic Cuties.

Pure Sicily: But you're not a real Magic Cutie, are you?

Love Oracle: Ugh... that's true. I'm not transformed like you by being given the power of a Magic Cutie. But I know more about Magic Cuties than anyone else, so leave it to me! First, Magic Cutie Technique No.1 "Aid those in need!" That's it!

Pure Sicily: That's what I do all the time.

Love Oracle: We don't simply help people in need. We help them as Magic Cutie.

Pure Sicily: What's the difference?

Love Oracle: Magic Cutie Technique No.2 "A Magic Cutie is where the hope lies!" Saving people is not all that Magic Cuties do. The cute transformations and choreography also make people smile... It's truly a symbol of hope!

Pure Flonne: Oh! The transformation scenes and choreography are the real essence of being a Magic Cutie!

Pure Sicily: Eh... With such a flashy dress, the choreography is just way too embarrassing...!

Pure Flonne: Listen, Pure Sicily. Even Darktina declared herself a Magic Cutie with her sexy and cool poses and lines. Magic Cuties are all about assertiveness! Darktina is a sexy and cool Magic Cutie. Pure Sicily, let's compare our cuteness with a Magic Cutie pose off!!

Pure Sicily: Compare our cuteness?? What?!

Love Oracle: If you're embarrassed, there's another way to go about it. A Battle of Magic Cuties!

Pure Sicily: Hold on a second! Battle already!? But I only just learned about the Magic Cutie spirit!

Love Oracle: Magic Cutie Technique No.3 "Magic Cuties are always on top!" There's no practice for Magic Cuties!

Pure Flonne: You'll have to get used to it in a real battles! I'm going to help you become a great Magic Cutie!

Pure Sicily: Miss Flonne learns fast!

Stage 5 - Ordeal for Pure Sicily Boss - Pure Sicily: Looks like I have no choice!

The Teaching Continues

Pure Flonne: You surprised me so much, Pure Sicily! I can't believe you could fight this hard against the two of us!

Pure Sicily: H-huh... B-Because you both were going all out…

Love Oracle: Now what do you feel after fighting desperately?

Pure Sicily: ...Huh? Come to think of it, I feel like I'm more comfortable with my powers than I was before.

Love Oracle: So it's real that you can control your power by doing that. As expected of a real Magic Cutie!

Pure Sicily: Eh...? You just casually taught me that!?

Love Oracle: Not at all! I saw it in Magic Cutie anime!

Pure Sicily: Anime and reality are not the same thing!

Pure Flonne: Now, now. It's fine! After all, ow you can control your Magic Cutie power! And we can stop Darktina!

Pure Sicily: That's true, but…

Love Oracle: Now, Magic Cutie Technique No.4! I'll teach you the rest as we go!

Pure Flonne: Here! Here! I'll be teaching next! The 4th is... "Always Smile, Always Love"!!

Pure Sicily: There's more!? Miss Flonne... How do you know about this stuff?

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DRPG - EVENT - Magic Cutie Piua~Piuas! / Magic Cutie Purity Party! / Magic Cutie Pure Heart! ☆ Make/Let the Sakura Bloom!

1/5 Path of Admiring Sakura

"Let's go see the sakura!" Sicily had no idea of the sequence of events that these words would set in motion.

Let's Go See the Sakura!

Sicily: Big brother, big brother!

Laharl: What?

Sicily: Big brother, let's go look at sakura!

Laharl: That's sudden. So, what is this sakura thing you are so excited about?

Sicily: You know, in the human world, they have a beautiful flower called a "sakura" that  blooms around this time of year! Humans have a party while looking at the sakura. Let's try that too!

Laharl: Looking at sakura? Besides the party, what's the fun in looking at flowers? Hmph, nonsense. I'm not interested in flowers. Besides, there's no way a flower from the human world  can bloom in the Netherworld anyway. Just give up.

Sicily: Oh big brother...! I've never seen sakura in the Netherworld, but... I just wanted to go look at sakura with you…

A voice: I heard what you said!

Flonne: It's not over till it's over! A heart never gives up... Yes! With love, there's nothing you can't do!

Sicily: Miss Flonne!?

Flonne: Sicily, don't worry. With the power of love, sakura will bloom even in the Netherworld!

Sicily: Really?

Flonne: Yes! Because the power of love is absolutely invincible! Hmm! Sicily, you want to go look at sakura with Laharl, right?

Sicily: Yup! I want to share a special lunch with big brother while looking at sakura!

Flonne: Mm hm!  Your wonderful sibling love motivates me! So, let's surprise Laharl by making the sakura bloom together! [Player], please help us!

Imbuing Love!

Sicily: So how do we make sakura bloom in the Netherworld?

Flonne: First, I'd like to introduce the competent helper I enlisted! Artina! You're on!

Artina: ...Huh?

Sicily: Ms. Artina is helping too!? Thank you!

Artina: Huh... Of course. Of course I will follow Lady Flonne's orders…

Sicily: Miss Artina? What's wrong? Are you alright?

Artina: ...Well, yes. It's sardines…

Sicily: Why sardines all of a sudden? Miss Flonne, Miss Artina doesn't look alright!

Flonne: Well, she's been like this when I went to enlist her.

Sicily: She looks exhausted? Let her rest in the castle, okay?

Flonne: That's right. I thought my love power would be able to make sakura bloom in the Netherworld  with Artina's help...

Artina: ...Huh!? Lady Flonne! Are you using the power of Celestia willy-nilly again?

Flonne: Uh oh… You noticed?

Artina: No way! Lady Flonne, you always use the power of Celestia recklessly, that's why I…

Sicily: Miss Artina!? What happened all the sudden!? Are you alright!?

Artina: No, it's not sudden! Lady Flonne…

Flonne: You're tired and on edge, aren't you? Don't worry! I've been practicing my special move  for moments like this! Skill... Flooooooonnnne!!! Looooove Power!!! Imbue ★!

Artina: Huh? Kyahhhh!!!

Artina?: …

Sicily: A-Artina's clothes have changed. Miss Flonne, what have you done  to Miss Artina!?

Flonne: Hmhmhm! The Seraph used to give me the power of Celestia right? I mimicked that and shared the burning love and justice in the depth of my soul... the love power with her! That should help  relieve Artina's fatigue! Next, we shall...

Artina?: Collect… Collect more…!!

Flonne: A-Artina!?

Stage 1 - Approaching Demons 1 Stage 2 - Approaching Demons 2

Artina's Whereabouts

Artina?: Not enough...  I need to collect...  I must collect more…

Sicily: Wait! Miss Artina!

Flonne: What happened to Artina? I sense a hint of darkness on her.

Sicily: Could it be the love power Miss Flonne shared? Maybe the power was so great that it went out of control?

Flonne: ...Huh?  Did I give her too much?

Sicily: Forget about the sakura. Let's go after Miss Artina!

Flonne: Right.I have a bad feeling about this. Let's get going!

Demon Miser: ...Give me ~MONEY~  Pay the tolls if you are passing through  ~Collecting~...

Flonne: What!? Demons are gathering around!"

Sicily: Look, there's something wrong with these demons, just like Artina. They look like they're in a trance…

Flonne: Mmmm, come to think of it, my love power is reacting to them the same way it did to Artina's darkness!

Sicily: ​​They are attacking civilians! We need to stop them!

Stage 3 - Inevitable Struggle 1 Stage 4 - Inevitable Struggle 2

Grand Entrance of Magic Cutie!

Sicily: W-What happened? Our attacks had no effect...!

A voice: Hmhmhm, those demons are now immune to normal attacks due to the influence of my dark power!

Sicily: M-Miss Artina!?

Artina?: No! I will take down all the demons! And collect everything they own!

Dark Artina: Magic Cutie Dark Artina! Now visiting the Netherworld! ♪

Sicily: ...M-Miss Artina? What happened to you? You're a Magic Cutie??

Dark Artina: Sicily. Didn't I just say that? I'm a Magic Cutie dyed in darkness... Dark Artina!

Darktina: Please be a dear, and call me-- "Darktina"! ♪

Sicily: M-Miss Flonne, Miss Artina has gone crazy!?

Flonne: M-Magic Cutie~!? It's not fair! I'm jealous!

Darktina: Dark·ti·na! Remember it well!

Sicily: Miss Artina, I thought you were going to help us make sakura bloom in the Netherworld?

Darktina: Hmhm, what a pathetic wish. Flowers won't fill your stomach or your heart! All people need is...... Money!

Sicily: Ugh, how powerful...!?

Flonne: Kgrh! I... have no choice but to transform too!

Sicily: M-Miss Flonne?

Flonne: Here we go~! Trans...form! Tooooooooo!!!!

Pure Flonne: A ephemeral flower that blooms in the evil-infested Netherworld! Awakened Angel Pure Flonne! Here I come! ♪

Darktina: Lady Flonne, so you transformed too. However! I, a Darkness-powered Magic Cutie, am not something you can rival with your current strength!

Pure Flonne: Yes. Your power is considerable, Darktina. However! I have Sicily on my side!

Sicily: …Huh?

Pure Flonne: Sicily, I'm going to share my love power with you. So— Let's transform you into a Magic Cutie and bring Darktina back to her senses!

Sicily: Eh? B-But... what if I lose control like Miss Artina?

Pure Flonne: We'll deal with it accordingly then! Ho!

Stage 5 - Battle of Magic Cuties

Boss - Darktina: I won't let you interfere!

New Magic Cutie

Sicily?: A-Amazing... So this is Magic Cutie power! Power is flowing within me...! B-But... This dress is a bit too flashy, it's embarrassing…

Darktina: Hmph, Magic Cutie Sicily is even more impressive than I imagined! I'm not used to this power yet. And I've got things to do. So… See you next time!

Sicily?: Hey, wait! Miss Artina!

Pure Flonne: I don't know what will happen if we leave Darktina like this. It's our duty to stop her! Let's hurry up and follow her! Pure Sicily!

Pure Sicily: P-Pure Sicily…

Pure Flonne: What's up? Pure Sicily?

Pure Sicily: … Miss Flonne, are you enjoying this?

Pure Flonne: Th-That's not the case! L-Look, let's go already!

Pure Sicily: Really?

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DRPG - EVENT - GET BACK! CAT CAFE CRISIS

5/5 A Bro's True Intentions

The party takes a break after a heated battle with the Sardine Doods, but then they notice something strange.

Abducted Cat

Xenolith: …………

Rainier: I've no idea where that Prinny Gang... I mean  the Sardine Doods have gone. Then it's time for us to continue our fight.

Virunga: Wait!

Etna: Now what? Is it another plot obstacle to overcome?

Virunga: Some of our cats went missing!

Etna: Eh!?  Where did they go?

Barbara: It's him! He took them away!

Rainier: Don't panic, Barbara. Are you mad?

Barbara: Of course I'm mad! Xenolith took away our hard-earned cats! 

Etna: Huh!? Why would he do that!?

Stage 1 - Progress in Confusion 1 Stage 2 - Progress in Confusion 2

For the Cats

Virunga: Xenolith has been helping us all the time, but why did he…

Rainier: You're an angel. Don't tell me you trusted that red-haired demon.

Virunga: N-No, I didn't… Just by the way he treats cats, I can tell that he loves cats.

Barbara: I don't understand what love is, but I thought Xenolith was fond of those adorable cats! I didn't think he would betray us! I'll never allow him to take away our adorable kitties! I... I will save them!!

Rainier: Hey, Barbara! She loves taking charge when it comes cats.

Virunga: Count me in!

Rainier: Are you going, too, Etna?

Etna: ...Of course I am. Yeah. I haven't got my dessert coupon yet!

Stage 3 - Follow Barbara! 1 Stage 4 - Follow Barbara! 2

Xenolith's Purpose

Virunga: F-Finally, we've caught up with him…

Xenolith: You're here too.

Etna: What's that supposed to mean?! I need those cats to get my free dessert! Give them back!

Barbara: Why, Xenolith? Don't you love these adorable cats just like we do?

Xenolith: That's…

Etna: What the hell is wrong with you?  You dragged me into your scheme, and  now it has come down to this. But... the look on your face when you petted cats… Are you trying to use these cats too?

Xenolith: ...No, you're wrong.

Etna: Then why did you take away those cats from us?

Xenolith: I don't have time for this.

Etna: ...Oh, really? I get it. Barbara, Virunga, and Rainier. And you, [Player]. Let's beat him up. He's practically begging for it.

Virunga: Are you sure?

Etna: Yeah, it is. If he doesn't want to tell us, then I'll make him spit it out!

Xenolith: ...I guess I have no choice. If you insist interfering, then I'll have to fight back.

Stage 5 - Big Bro in the Way

Boss - Xenolith: I'm sorry, but I won't let myself get caught.

The Cat-connected Stories

Xenolith: You fought well.

Etna: Of course I did. But that's not all!

Virunga: Give the cats back!

Etna: That's it…

Flonne: Stop right there!!!!

Etna: Flonne?! Don't stand in my way! I'll give him a beating he won't soon forget!

Flonne: No, Miss Etna. Xenolith didn't do anything wrong!

Virunga: But didn't he steal all of our cats...? Wait...?! Why is he carrying only some of the cats with him?

Flonne: Xenolith only took the kittens who got sick because of the environment here in the Netherworld!

Etna: Huh?

Flonne: I help out at the Netherworld Hospital during my free time. Xenolith was trying to  bring those kittens to me. He was in such a hurry that he didn't even have time to explain anything to you.  That's how much he cares about cats!

Etna: Wh-What is this all about?!

Xenolith: Virunga, how are those cats doing?

Virunga: Ah, thanks to your and Flonne's help, they received in the Netherworld Hospital and are all fine now. Flonne scolded me for talking about loving cats all the time but failing to notice they were unwell. If it wasn't for your help, I can't imagine what might've happened. Thank you so much.

Xenolith: No worries. I did it all for the cats.

Barbara: That was impressive, Xenolith! Despite our suspicions, you still proved your unwavering love for cats! Please, you must join my  "Cat Clique"!

Xenolith: I'd be happy to deliver the final strike.

Etna: You always keep everything to yourself, all bottled up. Why didn't you just tell us what happened? That would be much less irritating. 

Xenolith: It was my fault. Upon seeing those cats, I thought of you before I realized. So I acted a little rashly. 

Etna: Wh-What...?! Don't be ridiculous! How am I like a cat?! Anyway, I've got the free coupon from Virunga. If you're too scared to go there on your own, I may consider accompanying you until the free desserts run out. Even though you're so irritating... You're still my brother at the end of the day.

Xenolith: Okay. Thank you, Etna.

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DRPG - EVENT - GET BACK! CAT CAFE CRISIS

4/5 A Third Party Emerges!?

Prinnies suddenly rush in. Will a three-way battle involving the Association for Feline Rights begin?

Prinny Force!

Etna: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?

Rainier: Oh right! This is a serious fight between me and that cat cafe's lackeys. I won't allow anyone to interfere!

Prinny A: Heh-heh, keep talking while you can, dood!

Virunga: Could it be that you are...?!

Prinny B: The era of cats has ended, dood! A new era of us Prinnies is coming, dood!

Prinny C: We, the "Prinny Gang", will take over this cat cafe and make it a Prinny cafe, dood!

Xenolith: They are coming at us!

Etna: You dare disobey me?! You're asking for it now!

Barbara: Rainier.

Rainier: I understand. I don't want them on the loose either. Barbara, let's teach them a lesson they won't forget!

Barbara: Okay, okay... But what exactly is a lesson they won't forget? You should give me a more spec-

Rainier: Enough of this! Can't you just figure it out yourself!?

Stage 1 - Frontiers 1 Stage 2 - Frontiers 2

New Business?

Etna: You really think you stand a chance?

Prinny A: A-At this rate, we'll be done for, dood!

Prinny B: Where's our boss?! Hasn't he arrived, dood?!

Barbara: The Prinnies' boss should  just be another Prinny, right?

Rainier: Then let's get rid of the Prinnies' boss and continue our fight.

A voice: Stop right there!!

Prinnies: Boss!!!!

Valvatorez: Cooking sardines took me some time, but finally, the day has come! Cat cafes are outdated. This world is longing for a Sardine Cafe!!

Etna: But this is just an ordinary sardine restaurant, right?

Valvatorez: Nonsense! My sardine cafe will feature customized water tanks so that you can enjoy any kind of sardine you want. No matter where you sit, you will be able see all the sardines. Plus, there will be a sardine petting area! Hehehe, this is the Ultimate Sardine Cafe!

Prinny A: B-Boss? You've never told us anything about this, dood.

Prinny B: We're the Prinny Gang, and we're gonna open a Prinny cafe that allows for close interaction with Prinnies, right, dood?

Valvatorez: Huh? Who said that?

Prinnies: T-That's unfair, dood!!

Prinny A: Boss, what is all this about, dood?! What should the Prinny Gang do, dood?

Valvatorez: Quiet! There's no such thing as the Prinny Gang. And if there was, we'd call ourselves the "Sardine Doods"! You'll be able to enjoy the most expensive sardines! Isn't that great news?!

Prinny B: The most expensive sardines...!

Prinny C: Sounds wonderful, dood!

Etna: You guys are really docile.

Xenolith: Those "Sardine Doods" are the ones who put pressure on you, right?

Virunga: Yeah... They asked me to hand over this cafe to them.

Etna: I guess that chaos was caused by those Prinnies who dream of running a Prinny cafe.

Valvatorez: Enough about the past already. You must be the owner of this cat cafe.

Virunga: Y-Yeah!

Valvatorez: This could be troubling for you, but I'm intending to convert that cat cafe into a sardine cafe.

Virunga: N-No way! I'm here to spread the love for cats! There's no way I can accept your request!

Etna: Wow, Your goals are totally different now.

Valvatorez: Heh, I see. You know nothing about sardines. Since that's the case, I'll show you that compared to cats, sardines deserve more love!! 

Stage 3 - Frontiers 3 Stage 4 - Frontiers 4

Sardine Doods

Prinny A: Boss, what is all this about, dood?! What should the Prinny Gang do, dood?

Valvatorez: Quiet! There's no such thing as the Prinny Gang. And if there was, we'd call ourselves the "Sardine Doods"! You'll be able to enjoy the most expensive sardines! Isn't that great news?!

Prinny B: The most expensive sardines...!

Prinny C: Sounds wonderful, dood!

Etna: You guys are really docile.

Xenolith: Those "Sardine Doods" are the ones who put pressure on you, right?

Virunga: Yeah... They asked me to hand over this cafe to them.

Etna: I guess that chaos was caused by those Prinnies who dream of running a Prinny cafe.

Valvatorez: Enough about the past already. You must be the owner of this cat cafe.

Virunga: Y-Yeah!

Valvatorez: This could be troubling for you, but I'm intending to convert that cat cafe into a sardine cafe.

Virunga: N-No way! I'm here to spread the love for cats! There's no way I can accept your request!

Etna: Wow, Your goals are totally different now.

Valvatorez: Heh, I see. You know nothing about sardines. Since that's the case, I'll show you that compared to cats, sardines deserve more love!! 

Stage 5 - Sardine Lover vs Cat Lover

Boss - Valvatorez: I'm going to show you the wonders of Sardine Cafe!

At the End of the Battle

Virunga: H-How can this be... This is my love for cats!

Valvatorez: Hm...Hehehehe... I felt your love and passion for cats! And from this fight, I have learned something as well. It's not about cats or sardines, it's about sincere love!

Virunga: Valvatorez…

Valvatorez: Here. Consider this a parting gift. This is for you.

Virunga: What's this...?

Xenolith: A sardine-shaped cookie?

Valvatorez: This fluffy, delicious cookie was baked with dough that contains extra sardines. It has a much higher calcium content than regular cookies and is suitable for all ages. Cat cafe boss!  Next time we'll see whose cafe is more profitable!

Virunga: No problem. I accept your challenge.

Valvatorez: All right! Let's go back!

Prinnies: Boss, we're tired, dood…

Valvatorez: Don't worry. Once we've returned home, you'll have fresh and juicy sardines! They'll help you recover in no time.

Prinnies: Ooooohhhhh! We're totally refreshed, dood!!

Etna: What were they up to...?

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DRPG - EVENT - GET BACK! CAT CAFE CRISIS

3/5 Association for Feline Rights

Before everyone knows it, the cats have escaped from the cafe!? Where have the cats gone!!

New Friends

Virunga: Krgh... What should I do...? What the hell should I do?! My cats... They are gone!! What a nightmare!!

Etna: What nonsense!

Barbara: These problems just won't stop coming.

Etna: Who do you think is the one to blame?!

Virunga: Grgh... What should I do?! Those cats may run into danger in the Netherworld...!

Barbara: That's really a huge problem. All right. I'll do my best to save those cats.

Etna: Heh, for the sake of cats, you've even learned how to think. You're not that incompetent after all.

Xenolith: We must hurry up. Though it's safe here, we don't know what awaits outside. Anything could happen.

Etna: You do care about the cats. You said you wanted to investigate this cat cafe, but you actually wanted to see those cats, right?

Xenolith: ...It's not like that.

Etna: Were you just blushing? Come on, be honest! You're a cat person.

Xenolith: D-Don't be ridiculous. I wasn't blushing.

Virunga: Hey, you two! This is not the time for chitchat. We should focus on the cats!

Etna: Okay, okay. It's for the dessert coupon, too. Let's go!

Xenolith: Please, wait for me. I will…

Stage 1 - Chasing the Cats 1 Stage 2 - Chasing the Cats 2

Cat Lover or Not

Barbara: Xenolith.

Xenolith: What's up?

Barbara: I heard your conversation with Etna. You like those cats, too, right?

Xenolith: No, I didn't say that.

Etna: Really...? But it's written all over your face.

Xenolith: What? [Player], do you have a mirror? I've got to check where it's written.

Etna: Oh, come on, I was kidding. Don't be so rigid.

Cat: Meow…

Etna: Ah, here you are. Hurry up and come here.

Cat: Meoooowww!

Virunga: They sure look on edge.

Etna: Why?! I was just calling their names!

Xenolith: I'll never hurt you. Just relax  and come here, all right?

Cat: Meow!

Barbara: You're getting along well with cats, Xenolith.

Etna: Though I've no intention to win their favor... This makes me feel like a loser.

Xenolith: Relax and hold them gently in your arms.  They won't scratch you. Here. Do you want a try?

Etna: H-Hey?!

Xenolith: See? You've done well. Maybe this cat has felt you have a gentle soul deep inside your heart.

Etna: Huh!?  You dare talk such nonsense again, I'll skin you alive!! Tch... I can't even beat him up while holding a cat.

Virunga: That Association for Feline Rights. Why did they break into my cat cafe and take away my cats...?

A voice: We did that for cats! Cats deserve freedom! Cats deserve rights!

Xenolith: Who is that?

A voice: This is your chance, my cats! Take out all of your hatred and make them pay for enslaving you all the time!

Cats: Meeeeeoooooww!!

Stage 3 - Precise Instruction 1 Stage 4 - Precise Instruction 2

Clashing Forces

Rainier: Hey! You caught them without hurting them. That was impressive you guys.

Barbara: As I suspected, that's Rainier.

Rainier: Alas, you're here too Barbara.

Barbara: You're behind all this, right?

Rainier: Yes. I'm the president of the Association for Feline Rights!

Virunga: So it was you who took the cats out of the cat cafe!

Rainier: That's correct. You're an angel, yet you force these cats to work at your cat cafe and profit from them! Have you ever cared about them?!

Virunga: Hmmm?! You've made a good point! But it takes money to run this cat cafe!

Etna: What a brazen statement.

Barbara: Speaking of that, Rainier. When did you become so fond of cats? You never told me.

Etna: Sounds suspicious to me, too. You don't really care about the cats, do you?

Rainier: Heh, you're indeed a splendid vassal of the Prince. Of course. I don't give a damn about those cats. Don't you know? Cat cafes are a trend in the Human World, and even in  Celestia and the Netherworlds too. Cats have made people their servants. What magical creatures.

Etna: Yeah, it surprised me as well to see everyone get infatuated with them. I totally understand what you mean.

Rainier: So I came up with an idea. I intended to help them conquer all the Netherworlds in my stead. And then I'll be the mastermind behind all the Cat Overlords… This is called  "Cat Overlord Netherworld Conquest Plan".

Xenolith: So you are using these cats after all!

Barbara: Ah. I know what I must do now. We must stop you and your evil plan, Rainier.

Rainier: You want to stop me? Then show me what you've got!

Stage 5 - Project Cat Overlord

Boss - Rainier: I need my cat!

The Influence of Cats

Rainier: This is not over yet! I won't let you ruin my magnificent plan!

Barbara: And I won't let you exploit these adorable cats. Even though we're sort of friendly, Rainier, I'll stop you for the sake of these adorable cats!

Rainier: I didn't expect you, a demon who wouldn't do anything until given an order, would actively fight for cats. Cats do work miracles!

Xenolith: As the leader of the Association for Feline Rights, you should do whatever it takes to protect the rights of cats.

Virunga: You lack the true love for cats. You really should get to understand how lovely cats actually are.

Etna: *Sigh* You talk about cats all the time.  You're really excited about cats! But since this is for my dessert coupon, I'll join the party, too!

Prinny: Stop it, dood!!

Etna: So, Prinnies this time?!