itt: the whole concept of love olympics is adorable and delightful, if you have the right kind of faves which I accidentally don’t
It sorta works with Kusanagi. Sorta. He wishes it didn’t. Homra’s ratio of commotion and ruin/positive things accomplished is as out of whack as usual. They’re trying to do his work for him, and Kusanagi’s heart screams. Totsuka’s too wrapped up in his ridiculous and probably costly GRAND SCHEME TO WIN to bother with holding them back, Seri-chan absolutely wouldn’t partake in such a spectacle. Mikoto brings TWO packs of cigarettes (one opened) and pats Kusanagi on the back awkwardly. Mikoto would have been the winner if not for Anna making infinite number of cocktails out of juice, ice and tiny umbrellas in the corner.
Totsuka enjoys his turn way too much and litlle by little takes over the whole thing. Being the true friends they are, Kusanagi and Suoh steal a glance at each other just as everything’s building up to the peak and simultaneously declare they quit. There’s a meta record scratch noise. Yata peters out, suddenly feeling self-conscious about flouncing his l-lo... SHUDDUP!! Kamamoto grows nervous about the prospect of becoming Totsuka’s singular target. One by one the contenders drop out, until there’s only Anna whisking about with twice as much vigour because she now feels bad about the lack of competition.
First half of event: Nagare doesn’t notice. Second half of the event: Nagare doesn’t understand. He has a Mikoto moment of wondering whether it’s his birthday but instantly confirms that it can’t be. He wonders if he’s terminally ill, but that also doesn’t seem likely. He concludes it’s some other holiday and struggles to come up with the tactful way of suggesting they just whip up fried chicken and cake as usual and then let him return to his research. What he doesn’t know is that compared to Homra, Jungle’s nothing but organized and harmonious: Iwa-san provides endless stream of food, Sukuna - endless stream of entertainment as he sees it, Kotosaka - endless stream of affection (pray for the zombie king) and Yukari... I have no idea, actually. Endless stream of Yukari.
Kida’s is cute for about three minutes. Then it somehow dissolves into a screaming/hissing match of “what do YOU know about all the shit I had to put up with from him??” between two of three people. Izaya makes a cameo to talk about his love for humans and all the reasons why any other form of love is deficient by definition. Chikage’s like, then perhaps joins the screaming squad tbh. Everything’s a disaster and people, including those who weren’t planning to participate at all, start chipping in to buy Kida compensatory sushi. Mikado probably wins the argument (he has years of sweet childhood memories), Anri probably wins overall.