#drunk!me

[corikane]

the world is so much funnier when i’m drunk - imagine how funny’d be if we were all pleasantly drunk

[showmethesneer]

national vodka day

me: *cooks dinner while drinking vodka on an empty stomach*

roommate: *sees cayenne pepper sprinkled carelessly on stove top*

roommate: This was drunk!you cooking.

me: No, that was me being me. I usually do that; I haven't cleaned up yet.

me: *spills approximately one shot glass's worth of my mixer*

me & roommate: *lock eyes knowing full well THAT was drunk!me*

[parrillapasion]

i feel naked but im fully clothed how ?

[adziedoodlesphan]

MESS = ME

[2soft2sensitive]

i love being alive. so much

[2soft2sensitive]

holy crp i was sitting up in bed after drinking my drink and i was like umm i dont feel all that drubk like i feel it buuut wtf

but then i moved and the i was like WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA

[iamnopsycho]

I swear, making Games of Thrones references while threatening my friends in my drunk state will always come back and bite me :)))))) They'll never let me hear the end of it >.< :))

[2soft2sensitive]

my mom had a wine glass full to the brim of amaretto, because devon did not understand how much to put in the glass

so after she drank like half she was a lil rid and tipsy, and i was like 'lol i could have ALL that and not be drunk'

and then we split the rest (i drank most tho)

and now i'm tipsy and i'm like drunker than i thought i'd be but still not like DRUNK drunk, u feel?