#drunk conversation

[awreckfics]

Drunk Amis conversations pt. 1

Bahorel: *points at figures on a painting* These are naked.

Jehan: Well of course, they are fruits after all.

[alias-levi]

#1 of 1: A Crush

Wow, okay. I’ve actually had this written for a while now and it was lingering in my drafts when I cleaned them out earlier. Please tell me what you think, or don’t. But I would be very happy if y’all would like and/or share if you enjoyed this. [No Warnings]

“Alllright!”

“Are you drunk?”

“Not as much as him.”

“He’s always drunk. I’ve known you guys for round and about 12 years and I’ve not even once seen him sober.”

“Got a point there. He had a girlfriend once, but that was-”

“You can stop. I know that story.“

“...”

“So, having fun?”

“Not really. Drinking on your own is… odd.”

“Y’know at least half the people here.”

“Doesn’t mean, they’d interact with me if I don’t make the first step. Which I’m not doing because they are too drunk now for striking up a regular conversation.”

“I started a regular conversation with you!”

“What you did, and still are doing, is trying avoid uncomfortable silence.”

“...”

“Wanna go grab a smoke?”

“I don’t smoke. And neither do you to my knowledge.”

“What do you know about me, huh? See, m’wanna get out of here ‘n you seemed so too.”

“You ain’t driving nowhere tonight.”

“I didn’t intend to. But I am about to leave. You’re sober, right?”

“Almost? Wait, you want me to take you home? I was told to wait here, my parents said they’d be right back.”

“You’re old enough. Tell them you’re leaving and not to drive anymore. Then go.”

He stands up, holding out his hand I spot his car key dangling from his fingers. I silently take it and avoid his eyes. As I follow him through the masses, he stretches his arm behind him at some point. First, I only touch his arm, to let him know that I’m still following; but soon I let my hand glide down and lock out fingers. He guides me through the people, passing the stage, the toilets, the entry and walks me over the dark parking lot until we find his car. 

I drive him home and dropp him off, before continuing my ride home. After he left, I casually take in his car. It is clean and nothing is laying around. Glancing in the rear mirror I spot the drums they used for their gig earlier, so he probably wasn’t home in-between. The most important aspect of the car comes to my attention as I turn off the motor, already parked in front of my apartment-complex. It smells like him. 

Smiling, I push my self a little deeper into the seat. Not wanting to get out just yet.

[awreckfics]

Drunk Amis conversations pt. 3

*Grantaire sitting with his head on the table, while Jehan occasionally taps their fingers against his forehead*

Grantaire: ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOU ARE POUNDING ON MY SKULL??!

[awreckfics]

Drunk Amis conversations pt. 2

*Drunk Marius talking shit about an insta famous pig*

Courfeyrac: But I thought you liked animals.

Marius: Well, yes. But this is just a pig?!

[christinamarieneel]

Overheard last night walking home from bars

Bro 1, confidently inebriated: “Yo man, is there anything better than PUUUUSSSAYYYY?”

His friend, buzzed yet confident: “Yeah, a good book” 

[freakthemer]

random piece of conversation i just heard from the other room

"no, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be fun to have extra thumbs"

"well i guess it would make gloves difficult"

"go to bed you're drunk"

"okay alright"

[crystal-reedx]

f2f: drunk conversation ⚡ tyler & crystal

It's been a weird day for Crystal, she was dealing with some personal things and pretty sure she end up drinking by herself in her living room. The actress was never that kind of person; who would drink to forget but today, she couldn’t control herself. After a few drinks and feeling very drunk (she never really drank, so it already hit her) Crystal stood up, somehow managed to walk and get her phone and quickly typed a few text messages and send them to Tyler. With his response - Crystal laughed loud. “Ah, he is so cute” Crystal said to herself and an idea popped on her head. She quickly left from her house, took a taxi and gave the address of Tyler’s place. That was pretty embarrassing but right now, she didn’t care. Finally the actress arrived, paid the driver and walked through his door. “Well,well” Crystal chuckled knocking a couple of times. “Tyler?” she laughed softly after calling his name. “It’s me Allison...I mean Marie...I mean Crystal” she giggled. @vancityposey

[domin0effect]

Person: You are so drunk

Me: Shhh! Don't let me know!