#drunk hours

[wafferreyes]

uh huh

[honeygrahambitch]

It might be the red wine but I'm sure Hannibal is big into Abba. He would admit that only after his 5th glass tho. And then force Will into watching Mamma Mia.

[cockashi-hatake]

A friend of mine and I are drunkenly talking about hottest Naruto characters and he’s tryna tell me that because “Kakashi can’t pull” he’s not hot?? As if he hasn’t fuckin pulled me the whole way?? As if I’m not one of many Kakashi tumblr pages?? Brother

[eddiesxangel]

Good night pheasants 

[sinners-go-to-drink-the-wine]

need night people/people who are awake in their time zone rn

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

cutting away the depressed parts of my brain with a butterknife

[draculcid]

Billy, literally dying: Steve.

Billy: take care-

Steve, crying: Who do you want to take care of, Billy?

Billy: Take care of m-

Steve: Max? You want me to take care of Max? I can do th-

Billy: Take care of my Webkinz.

[chubby-jojo-blog]

I’m imagining Bucciarati’s gang in an eating contest. Who would win??🧐

I think Fugo would tap out first bc he’d get a tummy ache and then get mad about it. Next either Giorno or Abbacchio. They be going at it though because Abba just wants to beat Giorno. Next probably Narancia. So then it’s just Bruno and Mista. Mista probably wins but Bruno is a close second. Trish is officiating the whole thing. Everyone end up super full and in need of belly rubs after🥺