#drunk jeff

[benhasdrowned]

BEN, do you consider Jeff to be your closest friend? (Also, love seeing another blog with them as buds, the classic creepypasta duo!)

[ TW : alcohol, shadow people. ]

BEN: ...?

BEN: regrettably.

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( BEN loves him, don't let him fool you. )

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[benhasdrowned]

Hey BEN, if you could somehow regain your memories from being alive, would you wanna do it? Also, if you ever remember who your family was, would you try to see them again?

[ TW : alcohol, drinking, abuse. ]

BEN: uh...

Jeff: ...

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[benhasdrowned]

Yoo wats up with the bannana om the wall ? o.O

Jeff: This is Stinky!

Jeff: He's an experiment.

BEN: lame.

[thunderbirdjefftracy]

Is John adopted?

“Now that would be telling. I can’t confirm anything.”

[thunderbirdjefftracy]

Do you love Gordon?

“No.”

[thunderbirdjefftracy]

Is John really an alien?

“How do you people even find this information out? I kept that secret for so long!”

[thunderbirdjefftracy]

Do you have any bitches?

Lifting his glass of scotch Jeff smiled slightly, “Well I did have a female dog once. But if you mean women, Casey can be a bitch if you get on her bad side, so can Scott come to think of it.”

[thunderbirdjefftracy]

Dad, how come you don't let us watch The Lion King anymore?

Jeff sighed, he really hated that movie. “Son, when you have children of your own, and they try to sing the opening song in the middle of the night on numerous occasions, you will hate that movie too.”

Then he grumbled under his breath, “Gordon really tries hard, but he really can’t sing.”