Feb 27, 2018
fuck off I have a man, thank you' is on of the best jelly lines i've heard
Honestly, I kind of agree XD
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fuck off I have a man, thank you' is on of the best jelly lines i've heard
Honestly, I kind of agree XD
okay but what if somebody stopped jelly before she went into the ocean? or does she really ignore everybody?
I mean yeah, everybody would pretty much end up ignored or wouldn’t even try to talk to her because she has this dead serious expression as her only destination is the water so she can isolate herself and not remind others of her embarrassing acts.
The only reason she wouldn’t go to the water is because she found it impossible to or somebody gave her the best damn reason not to.
I'd totally go get Jelly in the water after she gets drunk
Honey
Unless you have the ability to hold your breath eternally/breathe underwater, can withstand the pressure below and literally swim to the depths of the ocean, I do not think you would nor could get Jelly
so this is directed more towards you, how would jelly be after having a hangover?
She’d wake up with a horrible headache and would immediately know what she went through, but will not want to know what she did so she just gets out of bed and slips on a robe before walking out of the house. No questions are asked and she doesn’t reply to anybody as she uses her shortcut to the beach, and she literally walks into the water. She never goes up and just walks on the sand before she’s far enough from the shore, and she sits down wherever it is she fucking is and she hides her face in her hands as bubbles come out of them because she’s groaning/screaming.
She stays like that for about 1-3 days (because nobody can take her out of course)
Drunk Jelly
O.M.G.... What the heck is Drunk Jelly. It’s a Jelly for your breads that has wine flavors but non alcoholic so suitable for kids as well. I am so keen to give it a go and see how it turns out, I am not a big fan of Jelly though.
According to the internet, this Jelly has several flavors mainly in wine flavors. Rosé, merlot, cabernet sauvignon, pinot noir, moscato, pinot grigio, and chardonnay.
Unfortunately, it’s not available in Australia yet so Aussies have to wait for its arrival. However, you can now order online. It’s now available on
https://www.etsy.com/shop/DRUNKJELLy#policies
The New Rosé Jelly Is Wine & Jam Put Together!
The New Rosé Jelly Is Wine & Jam Put Together!
Ever dreamt of getting drunk at breakfast, or at least get the feeling of starting the day with something that tasted like your favourite alcohol? Well, there is now a bread condiment – a jelly to be specific – that’ll do just that. Kick start your day with a delicious dose of alcohol flavoured toast, that is.
Behold, Drunk Jelly. As the name suggests, the jelly is the good ol’ berry condiment…
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I.have founs a future calli.g as a bartender
anddd i get to have oatmeal fuckyeah