#drunk messages

[d3vils-in-th3-d3tails]

Ppretuyty bioy

@botnaniczadndenns lo9ik at yosu

🐇🐇🐰🐰🐇 👈👈👈 u

[hit-the-dirt-and-get-back-on]

Getting drunk to ease the pain probably isn't the best idea but here I am.

[thran-duils]

I feel fucking awful but I’m also 😂 my cousin is hammered. She’s never had bourbon and she learned today. When she took the first shot she was like oh GOD. I said yeah, Canadian whiskey doesn’t hold a candle.

[moongl0w]

I don't know if it's love or lust, but I'm waiting to find out.

Your drunk musings always stuck with me

[sweet-ree]

Translation challenge

So I was tagged for this by @humblydefiant , thanks honey! But, I don’t write fics. I do however write a lot of drunk late night messages. It’s actually been a while, I’ve been cutting back on the weeknight drinking, so I couldn’t find a REALLY good one. But I found this one, and I think it turned out pretty fun. And apparently there are a lot of languages that don’t have a word in Google translate for “stalker”.

The instructions: Paste a section of your writing into Google Translate. Choose a language, and then translate it back to the original.

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Original

You know I’m totally kidding, and apparently totally bored.

If any of this stupidness bothers you, please let me know. I have recently realized why I want to bother you - you remind me of a friend I miss dearly. So if I seem overly familiar, that’s why.

Omg, it’s like the middle if the night and you’re asleep…. Does that make me a stalker??!!’ 🙄😒

And, yes, in a few hours you’ll get a damage control message 🤣

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Zulu:

Uyazi ukuthi ngiyithinta ngokuphelele, futhi ngokusobala ngiyithukuthele ngokuphelele.

Uma noma yikuphi kwalokhu kuphukumeza kukukhathaza, ngicela ungitshele. Ngisanda kubona ukuthi kungani ngifuna ukukukhathaza - ungikhumbuza umngane engikukhumbula kakhulu. Ngakho uma ngibona sengathi ngiyazi kahle, yingakho.

U-Omg, unjengephakathi phakathi uma ubusuku futhi ulele …. Ingabe lokho kungenza ngibe stalker ?? !! ’ 🙄😒

Futhi, yebo, emahoreni ambalwa uzothola umlayezo wokulawula umonakalo 🤣

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Re-translation:

He knows I’m completely involved, and obviously I’m completely angry.

If any of these abuses hurt you, please tell me. I’ve just seen why I want to worry about you - it reminds me of a friend I remember most. So if I feel I know well, that’s why.

Omg, is like midnight during the night and is sleeping …. Does that make me stalker ?? !! ‘🙄😒

And, yes, in a few hours you will get a messaging message 🤣

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Oh no! Apparently I’m an angry worrying abuser as well as a stalker sending messaging messages, lol. Sorry Humbles! I take it all back!!!!

Many people I’d tag have done this or been tagged already, and some I am tagging probably have too. But here’s the no expectations no pressure list: @threewhiskeylunch @thunderthighsvakarian @willowdeville @gayscottryder @aydaptic @vorchagirl @ilyasvieltrevelyanshepard @rock-paperback-scissors @bioticfox @vorchafreelancemerc

[queerfatigue]

Screen shots from being the most drunk I've ever been and texting @stephanievex lmao Note that I end that second conversation with just "they" and then don't text back until midnight 🤣

[still-finding-her-place]

How unfortunate

[wanderingfootlocker]

Send me messages, I'll reply to them later when I'm drunk and can't sleep

Ask me stuff or tell me your dirty secrets