#drunk nat

[redxinmyledger]

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(text: hawkguy) ur mean

(text: hawkguy) all the arrows u made from birds featers.

(Text: hawkguy) fehthers

(text: hawkguy) whatever.

[redxinmyledger]

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(text: Peggy) I luv u

(text: Peggy) also can u come get me outta jail?

[redxinmyledger]

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(text: Mr. Stark) y does Dum e have no head?

(text: Mr. Stark) he can’t c

[redxinmyledger]

☆ : for a drunken voicemail --@shieldagentcoulson for nat (if youʻre interested in doing a thread with my coulson)

“Phil? Phillllllip? Answer, dammit! Oh, this is voicemail? Kay. Clint stole my vodka. Can you ground ‘m?”

[redxinmyledger]

☆

“Voicemail. Cuz I’m ‘posed to leave voicemail after tone. Uh….bring more ass-gard meat. It’s gone.”

[hadzyuka]

#~!

send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses

what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: Vladiwhat your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone: probably something dumb but vaguely aesthetic?? maybe flowers native to romania or smthwhat your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: Doctor Who Theme Song (1963)my muse’s last text to your muse: “i am fcukin smasshed rite now, & i thikn i broke a vase.”

[carelesskillers]

I got drunk for the first time Friday night and I just gotta say pretty and nice girls r something else man they all acted like my mom when I was a mess but they should've taken my phone away bc I still don't know if I did some dumb shit lol

[shiieldmaiden]

Imma g ahead and apologize for anything I reblog tonight without tags b/c I'm kinda drink and typing tags is a lot of work