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[cxpedcrusxder]

@shieldshawk sent:

"Soooooo. . .You're really just a guy in a suit, huh?"

Unprompted Asks~~

        🦇—-;; "Not all of us have superpowers." Bruce says simply in response. Sure he made a habit of seeming like's some kind of creature, but that's theatrics. And a purpose built myth surrounding him as being something else. The fact that he was human aside, Bruce was still dangerous when he wanted to be. "I am just a guy in a suit. No powers. Just a hundred percent stubborn human determination."

[iomadachd]

@shieldshawk asked: “That doesn’t look like a scratch.”

Send “That doesn’t look like a scratch.” for my muse to react to yours finding them bandaging a wound. (accepting)

: { Dean } :

"It's fine, Barton. Nothing I haven't gotten before. Better me than one of my trainees," he assures, having already stitched up the gash on his leg with a practiced ease and currently laying sterile gauze on top.

[agentsterling]

@shieldshawk: 

"Shockingly, it's not me this time. I know, I was surprised too. How does one tell Wade Wilson to go away now please in such a way that he actually does?"

“If I could answer that I’d be the new Director of SHIELD. I can’t even keep YOU out of here.” He shot his friend a smirk to show he was... partially kidding, and gestured behind him with his thumb. “Fresh coffee if you want some.” 

[symbiiotic]

That is the cutest doggo and kitty I have seen since I opened my eyes this morning to see my own doggo and kitty.

They are. Not friends.

AWW LOOK AT THEM. I have a black kitty too! goldens are such lovely dogs too. :D

[the-mjolnir-owner]

"Ok, the goats are the best things ever, please tell me they're petable? They're friend-shaped."

@shieldshawk

"Finally, a man of good taste! Toothgnasher and Toothgrinder are petable and they love human company."

[theprisonerofasgard]

Fic partner: What should we name Plo Koon's new cruiser?

Me: spacedad

Fic partner: We can't name it spacedad.

Me: dadspace

Fic partner: No

[katesgotabow]

"Clint, that is not how you order pizza, man. That's a disgrace to pizzas all across New York."

@shieldshawk

[asktheheirofslytherin]

Hmm... all good guesses... but all wrong...

Hmmm. Who would my mystery shitposter be, then?

Ugh. Not you, Clint Barton? @shieldshawk But you would be making rabies references. Not funny, mind you.

@ohwowguineapigs, you did also come to mind. The w word memes are not a far cry from the possum memes you so enjoy.

But, ah perhaps I am thinking in the entirely wrong direction? Is this perhaps one of the associates of my Death Eater assistant, as opposed to someone I personally know by name? In that case, she informs me it may very well be @hermioneclone.