#drunk ned

[nedcatweek]

Ned, on his fourth drink: -and sometimes I left speechless by how much I love my wife. You know, my beautiful wife who can help run a whole kingdom and take care of my children. My wonderful, perfect wife with–

Robert, on his sixth drink, regretting his life choices: We never should’ve brought him. I didn’t realise that his happy marriage would make him a more pathetic drunk than usual.

Jaime, horrified: He used to be WORSE??

[makethedeadwakethepies]

Chuck had been living in Olive's apartment for quite some time now.  Charles Charles was long gone, but Chuck was still upset.  The pie maker needed to calm his nerves.  He was too jumpy to go over and talk to Olive and his alive again girlfriend.  Ned rummaged around his kitchen until he found what he was looking for; a bottle of whiskey that Emerson had given him for his birthday.  Ned rarely drank, but he felt that now was as good a time as any.  He got out a glass, poured some of the copper liquid and drank.            After a while, Ned began to feel a bit off, but a good off.  He kept drinking.  He slumped down in his kitchen floor, taking another swig of whiskey  After a few more drinks, the pie maker stood up.  He roamed the small apartment aimlessly, tripping over invisible objects.  Ned was making quite a conundrum.