#drunk nerd

[forcebaby732]

Star Wars obsession is getting bad...

[germ-t-ripper]

Urkell gets drunk. Funny or Die

[magerightsandkittens]

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        “Andraste’s knickerweasels, not again!” Anders groaned as he spotted Fall in the main room of his clinic, laying face-down in the dust, their butt raised high up into the air as they seemingly slept off their drunk. A sigh passed his lips and he approached them, squatting down next to the elf and gently rubbing their back to wake them. “Fall? Wake up. You can go sleep in a bed.”

[lilfennel]

Homos as far as the eye can see

[legoeyedgirl]

Did not end up in orlando or tampa this weekend

This is a big deal, somehow we always end up on some mini trip somewhere. instead we got drunk and played kingdom hearts with some new white people

[pompeiianbollockr]

sometimes im happy theres a gambit flick

then i remember it's channing tatum and i wanna kill myself

[sariluser]

Quit giving me those 'do me' eyes. You know I can't resist.

BOOOOOOOYAAAAH!!! We’ve made it to week three!

Please, please. No applause necessary. *saying to sleeping dogs*

Mica and I have been slacked off a bit this week, but to be fair I did just get A Game of Thrones the other day.

I’ve fallen madly in love with it by the way. Our wedding will be this coming spring! Yes, I’m marrying a book. No, it’s not weird at all. Stop staring at me like that! *dogs begin to snore*

I’m sure Mica has her reasons for slacking too… Maybe she will share those reasons and hopefully not give me that damning stare while doing so.

I want a dire wolf. Someone help me with this, please! I must have a dire wolf. I need a time machine.

Anyone know where I can find Doc Brown?

Have to think of a name for my dire wolf too.

Hmm…

If it’s a boy I’ll name him Seymour. If it’s a girl I’ll name her Zelda.

Now I want two dire wolves.

I’ve been trying to focus more, honest I have. I’ve been working a lot the last couple days especially, but I haven’t been very happy with what I’ve been producing. I’m not satisfied with it and keep restarting, which is really annoying. Maybe I’m just being hyper critical. Or maybe I’ve just been writing complete and utter crap. Coin flip really.

I may have been drinking tonight.

I’m watching some of my favorite movies, which always puts me in a better mood. How to be a Serial Killer chief among them. I love Bart and Mike’s relationship. Also, Bart wears some pretty sweet sweatpants. Super sexy.

Everyone should have a protégé. I’m going to put an ad on Craigslist right now.

WANTED: Minion willing to witness insanity of evil genius and follow in maniacal footsteps. Must know how to follow orders and properly handle:

SPECTRE or KIPARIS

WA2000

Magical Boomerang

Flute

Fighter’s Sword or Razor Sword

Bombs (up to 10 at a time)

Skull Hammer

Super Mushroom

Fire Flower

Ice Flower

Power Flower

Blue Koopa Shell

And Star.

Also must wear blue overalls, black gloves, goggles, and comfortable shoes. Must have 25 character and professional references. All references will be subject to 48 hour interrogations. Must be able to withstand large amounts of pain from various sources and have unlimited lives.

How’s that? I didn’t want to be too specific.

I promise I will try even harder this next week. Hopefully I will be making a post every other day. That should make up for the missed posts from this past week, right? *dog gets up and readjusts*

Tyrion is calling me back, so alas this is farewell for tonight.

I love your pajamas. Footy jammies are the best!

-Samantha

[muffinworry]

"Go home, Tony. NO NOT OUR HOME."