Nov 1, 2019
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Jooheon: I Have Never Been More In Love
Jooheon was currently driving to your friend Mina’s house. He knew you were going to a party with her but didn’t think he would have to come pick you up because you drank so much that you couldn’t walk on your own. When Mina texted him, she told him that the door was unlocked and to just come in. When he walked in the irritation he carried quickly dissipated when he heard your drunk giggles.
“Joohoney!!!” You squealed and threw your arms up like an excited child. You fell back onto the couch, arms outstretched, giggles continuously falling from your lips.
“They’ve been asking for you for an hour now, at least I think. They’ve been slurring their words a lot too,” Mina said.
“Thanks for calling me, you ready to go baby?”
“Let’s gooooooo!!” You yelled as you stood up, swaying slightly. You didn’t make it one step before you tripped over your own feet.
“Uh-Oh,” you giggled as Jooheon caught you.
“Let’s get you home,” he mumbled before slinging your arm over his shoulder to support your weight. After a very loud 30 minute car ride filled with drunk singing, you were finally home.
“I’m hungry,” you stated as Jooheon set you on the couch.
“How about I order us a couple pizzas? I’m hungry too,”
“Yessss! I love pizza,” Jooheon giggled at your excitement before he left to go order. His amusement turned to slight irritation since every two minutes you would ask if the pizzas were here. He was relieved when he heard the knock at the door and practically ran to go open it.
He set the large pizza down in front of you and you immediately began to devour it. He sat with his own pizza in his lap, watching you happily eating with a grin on your face. After 20 minutes, you got quiet and Jooheon started to clean up. He looked at your empty pizza box on the table in front of you and your peaceful sleeping face on the arm of the couch.
“I have never been more in love in my entire life,” he mumbled before kissing your forehead and picking you up and carrying you to bed.
Self: don't get drunk pizza
Me: yeah you're right we should just head home self
Self: that's so smart and economical and healthy of you. I believe you have some organic sunflower seeds in your cabinet!
Me: :gets off train: maybee just one slice
Self: just head home! Remember no more drunk pizza
Me: Yeah no I'm listening you're right...PSYCH!! TWO SLICES OF CHEESY 3 AM GOODNESS. BOOM.
DRUNK PIZZA IS VICTORIOUS YET AGAIN
Found at a party.
You don't appreciate pizza until you're drunk at 2 am
My life changed last night at 3am when we called the pizza place and they were still delivering
Did I order this pizza?
Ybor, how we've missed thee.