#hahahahaha

[mossy-muncher]

Dick van dyke... God. What a name. I wish I could be named penis from lesbian.

[kiioki11]

LEAF AMY HAHA 🌿 🍃

And twt ppl calling her WHATSAPP Amy lmfao

[selkie-sniffles]

Episode one ain’t even out yet but I’m so meangills-pilled

This came to me in a dream

[the-brokenheart]

Contessa and Khepri

Inspired by "Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan"

Yeah, I'm finally living up to my user flair😎

Also, a funny detail I noticed:

I swallowed past a lump in my throat. It always caught me off guard, just how frigging much I missed her, when I thought about her. I’d give anything for a thirty minute conversation with her, right this moment. I didn’t have the slightest doubt in my mind that she could have made sense of everything, put things into terms so simple that working it out looked easy.

- Tangle 6.9

Seems like Taylor got her wish at the end.

[muensterfucker]

captain america: civil war (colorized, with audio)

[clown-eating-pig]

scenario: Jon stumbles upon an artifact ("") that he somehow comes to believe has love powers along the lines of "first person to lay their eyes upon the holder of said artifact will be forced to fall instantly in love with them". Almost as soon as he's "figured out" that what he's holding is an artifact/what it does, Martin walks in with tea and Jon starts panicking so hard he shuts down and completely fails to alert Martin to the scenario.

Over the next few days he starts to notice the artifact's effects on Martin and is riddled with guilt over the fact that he's somewhat enjoying Martin's artificial love even as he works tirelessly to reverse it. Finally, after days without luck, Martin does something crazy like ask Jon to sit with him during their lunch break, and he can take it no longer. He shamefully confesses to Martin that he accidentally put him under a love spell and that all of his behaviors since that day have been motivated by the artifact.

After multiple seconds of silence where Jon fully expects Martin to start railing against him for allowing this to go on for so long Martin goes, "...Jon, I literally haven't done anything over the past few days that I haven't been doing for months now. I think that's just a mug with a shitty limerick on it." And then they just sit there staring at each other until Elias hires Daisy to throw a grenade at them or something

[idleindex]

the point of return #fanisbackfromthedead

[luridcomixofthenuit]

FTM gay vs straight experience uwu

also pictured: the happiest christmas of my entire life

my parents got my sister and I Samantha AND Nellie AND the horsey AND the Samantha American Girl Doll movie. My tiny brain was so overwhelmed with dopamine I went fucking berserk