Matt never played pokemon. Therefore, me and Ben made him draw Pokemon as we described them, based off of this. Matt being a little drunk made this better.
Me and Ben; "Farfetch'd is basically a duck holding a leek. He has a brown body and a white belly. He has a "v" above his eyes and three feathers on his head."
Matt; "What does a leek look like?"
Me and Ben; "Celery with leaves on the top?"
Me and Ben; "Scyther is an angry bug man. He has four wings and two scythes for claws. Because he's scyther. He has a wasp body and a dinosaur head with horns coming out the back. His legs are big and bulky and have three toes."
Matt; "I only know how to draw one kind of dinosaur head."
Me and Ben; "Nidoqueen is an angry mouse dinosaur..."
Matt; "Why are they always angry?"
Me and Ben; "Because it's Japan. Nidoqueen is basically wearing a bikini. She has a pear shaped dinosaur body. She has three nails coming out of her arms and two nails coming out of her feet. She has mouse ears and a mouse head. No whiskers, though. She has spikes going down her back, starting on her head."
Matt; "The bumps on her arms are muscles."
Me and Ben; "Ludicolo is a happy Mexican pineapple, basically. He has a sombrero, but it has points going up around it and has a pineapple on the top. He has a happy duck bill, and a diamond over his eyes. He has two zigzags on his body, and they're like Charlie Brown's shirt. He has mittens with two ovals. The ovals are supposed to be fingers. He has stubby peg legs with circles on the bottom."
Matt; "I think I did pretty good with that one."
Good job, Matthew. Good job.